Sardar: Petrol ke rate badhne par “Menu koi farak nahin penda.
Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.”
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Sardar: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Sardar: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Sardar: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
Sardar: Yaar meri aankhein dhang se nahin khulti, koi tarika batao.
Friend: Kisi din achanak apne ghar chale jaao.....khul jaye gi
Friend: O yaar hun meri kudi jawaan ho gayi hai,
ki karan?
Sardar: Karna ki hai, ohnu border te bhej de,
Saanu jawaanan di badi lor hai
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