Funny Insult Messages

Khuda kare ki apko kabhi judai na mile
Agar hame na karo sms to kuch aisa ho
Ke mausam ho sardi ka aur apko razaii na mile


Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass


Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hy..
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§unflower Jitna Peela Hy..
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Paani Jitna Geela Hy..
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Aap ka §crew Utna Hi Dheela Hy..



Socha tumhe chaand kahu…
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Par usame bhi daag hai,
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Socha tumhe sooraj kahu…
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Par usame bhi aag hai,
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Phir socha tumhe bandar kahu…
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Par… usame bhi dimaag hai.