Tcher while lecturing, noticed a studnt sleeping at th back.
Tcher shouts 2 hs neighbor:"Wake him up!"
Neighbor yells: U put him 2 sleep,so u wake him up."
A mouse was going with its kids.a CAT jumped infront of them. Mouse shouted:" BHOW BHOW"
Cat ran away,
Mouse:"that's the advantage of learning foreign language
Once ßoss, Θfficer & Çlerk Going 4 Meeting, Dey Met A Jin
Jin- I Fullfil 3 Wishes Θf A Person. ßut U R 3 Persons §o i'll Fullfil 1 Wish 4 Éach
Clerk Instantly §aid '§end Me 2 America Wid Lot Θf Money' Puuff Çlerk Disappear
Officer §aid '§end Me 2 Paris With Lot Θf ßeautiful Girlz' Puuff Θfficer Disappear
Jin §aid 2 ßoss what Is Ur Wish?
He §aid 'I Want These 2 Idiotz ßack At Θffice After Lunch At 1 Pm'
Moral: Always Let The ßOSS §PEAK 1st
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