Latest SMS Messages in English, Urdu and Hindi. Best 1 line, 2 line and 4 line quotes and sayings for mobile Text Messages.
Latest SMS Text Messages including Funny SMS, Hindi SMS, Muharram SMS, Good Night Messages, Good Morning Wishes, Friendship SMS, Urdu Poetry, Inspirational Love Quotes, Naughty SMS for send to your Friends and family.

Friendship SMS Collection

; . Special

c(”") Tea

“” for you…
.
I mixed it with love and happiness,but there is no Sugar,
Because i know,
*U r so sweet *



We’ve known each other by CHANCE,
became friends by CHOICE,
still friends by DECISION.
And when we say FRIEND FOREVER,
That’s definitely a lifetime PROMISE!


The times we shared is like shooting star…
The time is short but really beautiful moments….
Forever engraved in our hearts….
Friends forever~!!!

Zardari Jokes

A Famous Russian Saying:
“Never Believe On A Crying Woman And A Smiling Man.”
Both Are Extremely Dangerous!
Crying Woman Is MEERA
&
Smiling Man Is
We All Know…



Aisa knsa Janwr hy jo apne hi bachon ko mar dalta hy?
A-Snake
Aisa knsa Janwer hy jo apni BV ko mar dalta hy?
A-Samjh to ap gye hnge



‘Daulat k peeche aise bhaago
Jese
Kutta haddi k peeche bhaagta hy..’
Quotation By :
Mohtaram janab Zardari

Cricket Jokes in Hindi

Le jaye gain, Le jaye gain,
Trophy ham he le jaye gain,
Reh jaye gain, Reh jaye gain
indian dekhte reh jaye gain,,,


Dhoni: Mama aaj aap ne mujhe plate mein chaye (tea) kiun di ?
.
Dhoni ki mama: Kiun k cup aap k papa la gaye hain . . .


TENDULKER wife k sath sex krte hue:
Darling PITCH sahi nhi, GHASS bohot hai, SHORT nahi lag rahe..?
Wife: Badhve Abhi isi PITCH pr AFRIDI Century maar k gaya hai.

Angry SMS Poetry

Jab chala chor k batlanay ki zahmat bhi na ki,
Khob tha dosti ek arsa nibhanay wala,
Dushmani k bhi tu aadaab hain aey dost bata,
Koi itna bhi na tha tujh ko batanay wala.


Zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo
Raat ko din bana k bat karo
Ashianay k charagh madhum hain tum zara
Aankhain uttha k baat karo koi taza fareb
Danain ko tum zara muskara k baat karo
yeh bhi andazay guftagu hai koi jab karo dil
dukha k bat karo.


Wada kero per nibhana sikho
Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho
U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao
Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho.


Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai,
Khawabo ne palkon pe ana choor dia hai
Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi
Aap ne jab se yaad karna choor dia hai.

Latest Sardar Jokes

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken,
Waiter comes with the order,
Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langra tha.
Surdar: Dil?
Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.
Surdar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!


Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara?
Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai".


A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" "

Urdu Dirty SMS

Ah ohh ah ohh
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.
nahi nahi
uff ,
nahi
.
.
ah ah ah ah; Adult Jokes
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.
plz dont
nahi nahi nahi
.
.
aaaah aah aah aah
uff uff uff uff
bus
.
ah nahi oie
.
oie nahi
.
ah ah
.
ah
.
.
aby kyo chekh raha ha mobile gand main lay lia ha kya..

Pakistan India Cricket SMS

hey indian Dua maango ajj Pakistan JEET jaye
Warna
India Champion Trophy se bahi ho jaye ga..


30 September 2009
Historical Moments
When indians pray for Pakistan victory against Australia


Sachin Wife: Go to market and buy some vegetables!
Sachin: Condition is not i ll go after sometime.
Sachin Wife: Dont worry wear my saree! No can identify you!
But one lady identifies in the market and asked hai sachin how R U!
Sachin puzzeled and asked him how you identify me , Then She repiled
Hey i m Dhoni Yaar!.

Faraz Text Messages

Ek gandah msg sunao??
"FARAZ"
Ok
Ek larka tha.
Ek din wo gattar main gir gaya.
.
Eaaaayyyyy....
Gandaaaahhh.....@



Bhala hathon ki lakeerain bhi mit’ti hain Faraz,
Kitna pagal hai mera naam mitanay wala,


Hoti he bari zalim yaktarfa mohabat Faraz....
Wo yad to ate he. Per yad nahi karte......

Punjabi Poetry SMS

Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!


Je Saadi Nahin c Tu ho Sakna ,
Kaahnu Pyaar Enna Fer Payeya c
Je Inj hi Rulaana c Varne ,
Kahano Saanu Fer Tu hasaya c


Asin yaar-2 karde rahe,
es yaar ne sanu rula dita,
hora ton ki umida si,
jad yaar ne hi bhula dita,
mudke dosti nahi karni main,
menu yaar ne sayana bana dita

Bengali Text SMS Messages

Tumi akhon bondo...amar khub Dear,
Amakeo rakho tumar... ridoyer Near,
God chara kaoka tumi...karona Fear
Dekhba kovo jibona tumar...asbena Tear


Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms


Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.
Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.
Valo kore aage take jane nao,Sa kamon doron.
Aabeg ta komia aalap ta jomia aage jena nao tar vator goron..
Pore dio Mon!

Golden Words Text Messages

GOLDEN WORDS:
Kisi Ki Madad Kartay Waqt Us K Chehre Ki Janib Mat Daikho,
Ho Sakta Hai Us Ki Sharminda Aankhain Tumhare DiL Main Ghuroor Ka Beej Bo Dain..!


GOLDEN WORDS:
*Apne RAB Ko Ye
*Mat Batao Ke
*Tumhari Taklef *Kitni Bari Hai
*Balke Apni
*Taklef Ko
*Batao Ke
*TUMHARA RAB
*KITNA BARA HAI*


Do not desire an encounter with the enemy;
but when you encounter them, be firm. Muslim

Sweet Urdu Poetry SMS Collection

Meri Duaon mai Shamil hai ap es Tarah,
Pholon mai Hoti hai khushbo Jis Tarah,
Khuda apki Zindagi mai itni khushiyan de,
Dharti pe hoti hai Barsaat Jis Tarah.


Hum yaad rahen to theek werna bhula dena,
Ho koi khata humse to hamein saza dena,
Waise to hum hain giley kaghaz ki manind,
Likha jaye to theek werna jala dena...


Khlos-e-dil se milo to saza detay hein log,
Sachay jazbat b thukra detay hen log,
Dekh nahi saktay do dilon ka milna,
Bethy huay do prinday b ura dety hen log...

Malika Sherawat Sexy SMS

Director: Malika Sherawat Suhaag Raat Ka Scene Hai Aap Usey
Garam Dhoodh Ka Glass Deti Hain.
Malika: Glass Sey Hee Dhoodh Pilana Tha Tou Mujhe Kioun Cast Kia??


Mallika: I have been raped in the dark by a sardar!
Police:How do u know he was a sardar?
Malika: COz I had to tell him wat 2 do & how to do.


Birthday wish to Birth day boys :
Ishwar kare Hardin Aapki khushiyan Petrol Ke bhav ki badhe,
aur aapke ghum Mallika Seravat ke Kapdon ki tarah ghaten.

Double Meaning Text Messages

A Girl went to repair umbrella.
Shopkeeper: BB ooper ka kapra otarna parega aur neechay danda dalna parega.
Larki Boli:jo marzi karo bus pani andar na aaye!


1. Garam ho
2. Gori ho
3. Tez ho
4. Meethi ho
5. Doodh zyada ho
6. Do minute me taiyar ho
7. Raat ko Sone na deti ho.
Team main hamesha ye Qualities hon chayie


Really missed you today. Just thought of telling you..
What's your name anyway!

Funny SMS Messages

Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain,
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain,
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh SMS karte hain,
Dekho hum kitne vele hain,


Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.


TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

Smile Text Messages

U Maybe Tired of many greetings like
Hi
Hello
Gud Morning
Gud Noon
Hav A nice day
and so on . . .

Now here's my simple fresh line

Can U smile 4 me once.:-)



Smile Is The Electricity
& Life Is A Battery. .
Whenever U Smile, The Battery Gets Charged & a Beautiful Day Is Activated
So Keep Smiling 4ever.....


Dont take life 2 serious,
Always find time 2 smile,
Remember that Smile not add years to ur life,But add more'LIFE'to ur Years.
keep Smiling...

I Miss You Text SMS

Zamin ne asman se kaha,


Suraj ne jahan se kaha

Chand ne rat se kaha,

OR.


Main ne apse kaha,


.*""*.*""*.
* I MISS *
"*. You .*"
*

Romantic Poetry Collection

Tukkra k usne mujh ko kaha k muskrao,
Me hass dya akhir sawal uski kushi ka tha,
Me ne khoya wo jo mera tha hi nahi,
usne khoya wo jo srf uska tha


Apna dil apni tabahi ka sabab hota hai,
Yeh Muhabbat ka zamana b ajeeb hota hai,
Kon c baat ney kis shakhs ka dil tor diya,
Bolney waley ko ehsas hi kab hota hai..


Kitna haseen phir say nazara bana diya,
Aysa lagta hai khuda nay tumko dubara bana diya,
Aya tha imtihan may mazmoon husn par,
Parchay may maynay chehra tumhara ban diya...

Sardar Jokes in Hindi

Sardar:
Cheel ko english mai kya kehte hain ?
.
Pathan:
Eagle
.
Sardar:
Agar cheel beemar hojaye to ?
.
Pathan:
illegal. "



Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay |||||||||||| is tara ke lines laga de or lika
.
Scratch kr ky answer parhlen.


Aik Sardar Europe Gia Waha Us Ko Police Ne Roka Aur Investigation Start Kar Di
Sardar Ko English Nai Ati Thi
Us Ne Sick Leave Ki Application Suna Di
Police Ne Use Pagal Samajh K Chor Dia..
Wife:wah Sardar Jee Tusi Te Great O
Sardar: O A Te Kuch Vi Nai Hale Te Ma Thirsty Crow Nai Sunai


Sardar apna mobile
Qabristan main dfna rha tha
.
Major Rohail:
Sardar G Ye kya kr rhe ho?
.
Sardar:
Yaar dukan wale ne kha hai k
Mobile "DEAD" ho gya hai

Faraz Text Messages

Mein tO pehle hi uskey Bhai se Buri tarah pit chuka hOon Faraz
.
.
.
Ab wOh kehti hai, "tO phir aaO MujhkO SataO



Abhi tak aks hai,glass ki nok per us k honton ka faraz
.
Zalim ne mri pyas pr b pehre lga dye...


Ab to aankhion main simati nahi koi surat faraz,
.
Kash mainy usay ghor se na dekha hota ....

Miss You Messages

I MISS YOU in every beats of heart,
In every blink of my eyes,
In every second of Time and...
In every moment of the Day !


Whenever I miss You, Stars falls down from the Sky.
So any day if you find the sky empty, don't blame me!
It's all your fault; You made me Miss You So Much


Sometimes, I 4get 2 say hi.
Sumetimes, I even miss 2 reply.
Sumetimes, my msg doesn't reach u.
I'm just giving u time 2 miss me!

Romantic SMS


Hamne tho umr guzaar-di tanhaai main
Seh liye situm teri judaai main
Abh-to yeh faryaad hai khudha se
Koi aur na tarpe—-teri bewafaai main


Qadam Qadam Par Baharon Ne Sath Chod Diya,
Pada Jab Waqt To Apno Ne Sath Chod Diya.
Qasam Khaii Thi In Sitaron Ne, Sath Dene Ki ,
Subah Hote Hi Sitaron Ne Bhi Sath Chod Diya


Matt puch mere sabar ki inteha kaha tak hai?
TU sitam kar Le, teri taqkat jaha tak hai,
Wafe ki umeed jinhe hogi,unhe hogi,
Humein toh dekhna hai, TU zalim kaha tak hai?


Aaj ki raat mera darde mohabbat sun Le,
Kap kapaate hue hontho ki shikayat sun Le
Aaj izhare khayalat ka mouqa de de

Gujarati Poetry Collection

Male chhe glass pan pani kyarek j male chhe,
male chhe mrutyu pan mox kyarek j male chhe,
male chhe maa pan mamata kyarek j male chhe.


Chand ne to darek loko chahe 6e
Kyarek suraj ne chahvani koshish to karo;
Sukh to darek loko mange 6e,
Kyarek dukh mangvani koshish to karo;

Punjabi Poetry Collection

risttey jhoothe pyar ve jhootha,,
jhoothyiea kasmma dildaar ve jhootha..
tere jhoothe laaryiea vich jind saddi rudi hoi ea,,
jhooti e har gal jehdi tere naal judi hoi ea..

kinne sacche lagde se tere pyaar de wadde ne,,
kamla se dil samaj na payea asal eeradde ne..


Funny Poetry SMS

Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye.
Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye.
Jaise hare bhare khet main Bhais ghus jaye.


Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita


Aaj! aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain….
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!


Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye,
Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye…
Light chali gayi,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye….

Hindi SMS Poetry Collection

Dono Baithe Thhe Jaise Bejan Tasvir,
Nikle Jo Lafj, Badal Hi Gayi Taqdir,
Koshishe Hain Mitane Kee In Haatho Ki Lakir,
Tere Bandhan Mein Bandhe Hain, Jaise Koi Janjeer.


Dil Todne Walon Ko Saza Kyu Nahi
Har Kisi Ko Pyar Ki Dua Kyu Nahi
Log Kehte Hain Ishq To Ek Bimari Hai
Phir Medical Mein Uski Dawa Kyu Nahi


Jaan Hai Mujhko Zindagi Se Pyaari,
Jaan Ke Liye Kar Doon Kurban Yaari,
Jaan Ke Liye Todd Doon Dosti Tumhaari,
Ab Tumse Kya Chhupaana,
Tum Hi Toh Ho Jaan Hamaari.

Miss You Text Messages

Mausam ki nazakat hai
Hasraton ne pukara hai
Kaise kahe ki kitna miss karte hain Aap ko,
Yeh SMS usi yaad ka ek ishara hai..


To Phir Ye Tay Hai Ke Ab Umar Bhar Nahi Milna
To Phir Ye Umar Hi Kya Tujh Se Gar Nahi Milna


Use Bichde Hue Ik Zamana Ho Gaya
Lekin Is Baat Se Mujhe Takleef Hoti Hai
Chhod Diya Tha Usne Jis Ke Liye Mujhko
Pa Liya Use To Ab Mere Liye Roti Hai.

Sorry Text Messages

Koi kuch bhi na kahay to pata kya hai
Is bechain khamoshi ki wajah kya hai
Unhain ja kay koi kahay hum lay lenge zahar bhi
Woh sirf yeh to bata dain meri khata kya hai...


Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain,
Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai,
Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho,
Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai,


Anytime you are angry that breaks my heart
but my heart will never stop to love you....
sorry for that

Hindi Friendship Text SMS

aapka sms hamesha khaas hota hai,
wo hamare dil ke paas hota hai,
hum bhale hi jawaab na de paaye.
fir bhi aapke agle sms ka intezaar hota hai..


Mat Kar Mere Dost Hasino se Mohababt
Wo Aankhon se Vaar Kiya Karti Hai,
Maine Inhi Aankhon se Dekha Hai
Wo Kitno se Pyar kya Karti Hain…


Do Mithi Baatonse Nahi Hota Pyar,
Har Phool Nahi Banta Galeka Haar,
Yun To Zindagi Me Kayi Aate Hai Aur Jaate Hai,
Har Koi Nahi Banta HaMara Yaar…

Flirt SMS Messages

Kuch Nasha Aapki Baat Ka Hai,
Kuch Nasha Dhimi Barsat Ka Hai,
Hame Aap Yuhi Sharabi Maat Kahiye,
Ye Dil Par Asar Aapse Pahali Mulaqat Ka Hai…


Apney Husn Pe Naaz Na Kar O Pagli,

Hame Pata Hai Tu Roz Lagati Hai Fair & Lovely



Aah I Forgot ur name.

Can I call u mine?

And, in case u forgot my name, u can call me your’s!!

Good Night Messages

Hum Apno Se Khafa Ho Nahi Sakte
Pyaar Ke Rishtey Bewafa Ho Nahi Sakte
App Hame Bhul Ke So Jao
Hum App Ko Yaad Kiye Bina So Nahi Sakte


Black sky with
solo moon with
millions of stars
brings U a
silent hours
to take a nice rest..
Enjoy the whole night….


Kitna pyar karte hai hum unse
Kaash unko bhi yeh ehsaas ho jaye
Magar aisa na ho ke woh hosh mein tab aaye
Jab hum gehri neend mein so jaye
Good Night

Sardar Jokes Collection

Teacher to Sardar: is line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Sardar: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan?


Teacher to Sardar: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is u will go to jail.


Sardar to postman :Sir my wife is missing.
Postman: BHAI ye to post office hai,
tum police station jao..
Sardar:Sorry sir khusi k mare
kuch samajh he nahi raha k kia karoon!

Hindi Insult SMS Messages

Kya ap kay sir per seengh hain?
No
R U Sure?
Plz check again.
no?
ok no problem: waise Gadhay ke sar per seengh nahi hotay


Ek bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon
.
maa: beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai


Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Love Poetry

Hum Ruthe To Kiske Bharose,
Kaun Hai Jo Aayega Hume Manane Ke Liye,
Ho Sakta Hai Taras Aa Bhi Jaye Aapko,
Par Dil Kaha Se Laau Aapse Ruth Jane K Liye.


Zindgi ki kitab k kuch panne hote hai,
Kuch apne, Kuch begane hote hain.
Pyar se savwar jati hai zindgi,
Bas Pyar se rishte nibhane hote hai.


Sirf Chahne Se Koi Baat Nahi Hoti,
Suraj Ke Samne Kabhi Raat Nahi Hoti,
Hum Chahte Hai Jinhe Jaan Se Bhi Jyada,
Wo Samne Hai Par Baat Bhi Nahi Hoti.

Punjabi Jokes Collection

Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,
Sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita,
Assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya,
te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita!!


Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!


Je Saadi Nahin c Tu ho Sakna ,
Kaahnu Pyaar Enna Fer Payeya c
Je Inj hi Rulaana c Varne ,
Kahano Saanu Fer Tu hasaya c

Funny Kanjoos SMS

Kanjoos to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Kanjoos ne jaib se shopper nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ki biryani lete aana.


Shadi me 1 Kanjoos bahut der tk khata raha,
Kse ne pocha bhae kb tk khaty rhogy?
Kanjoos: Yaar me khud kha kha k thak gya hun pr kya karoon card me likha tha “Dinner 7 to 10pm


Titanic K Sath Kanjoos Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Kanjoos:
Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda..

Hindi Romantic Text Messages

Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge,
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge,
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge,
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do,
Yaadein meri, magar...
Kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.


Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka,
Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye.
Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka,
ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.


Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki
Saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise

Faraz SMS Poetry Collection

Uss Fizaa Mein Bhi Jalte Rahe Hum kisi K Liye FARAZ
Jahan Chirag Taraste Thay Roshni K liye


Be-basi se uski aankhon mein bhi Aansoo aagae they "faraz"
jab wo khud mujhe judai ka mashwara deney laga.


bhala hathon ki lakeerain bhi mit’ti hain Faraz
kitna pagal hai mera naam mitanay wala


Mohabat me kya kuch nahe lotaya faraz....
Os ko pasand the roshni or ham ne khud ko jaladya.


Ab to mar jane ko jee karta hai faraz
hum jin ke the wo ab kisi aur ke hain

Punjabi Text Messages

Shaadi to Pehle
Takdeer hai par kismat nahi khuldi
Taj mahal banana chahnda haan
Par Mumtaz nahi mildi....
Shaadi to baad
Takdeer hai par kismat nahi khuldi
Taj mahal banana chahnda haan
Par Mumtaz nahi mardi....



Sone di hai itt sajna
Rab tenu mobile ditta
Koi sms ta likh sajna
Kothe te mor sajna
Je sms nahi likhna
Ehnu itt mar ke tod sajna



Ik var ik amli radio theek karvan gaya.
Mechanic: Radio te theek hai bhai tera.
Bas jara mausam kharab hon karke nahi chalda pya.
Amli: Aa pakad 100 rupaiye, mausam nava pa de.

Bengali Friendship SMS Collection

Love sms Tur jonna aanta pari akas thaka tara,
Tur jonna aanta pari akas thaka tara,
Tui bolla bachta pari oxyzen chara,
Prithibi takeo lutate pari bondo turi pai,
Abar tuie bol avaba koto r mittha bola jai!!



i Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi,Romantic sms
Ai Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu tomar kacha Aasi,
Ai Mon chai tumar mukher akto Hasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu thakte tumar Pasapasi!b



Love sms Tumi akhon bondo...amar khub Dear,
Tumi akhon bondo...amar khub Dear,
Amakeo rakho tumar... ridoyer Near,
God chara kaoka tumi...karona Fear,
Dekhba kovo jibona tumar...asbena Tear

Hindi Urdu Poetry Collection

Mitti ka jism leke pani ke ghar me hun

Manzil hai maut meri har pal safar me hun

Hona hai qatl ye malum hai mujhe,

Lekin khäbär nähi kis-kis ki näzär me hun.




Reh na pao gy kabhi bhula kar dekh lo,

Yakeen nahi ata to aazma kar dekh lo,

Har jaga mehsoos hogi kami humari,

Apni mehfil ko kitna bhi saja kar dekh lo...




Har Asiq de data hai aapna Dil,

Hasino ki Aadaye hoti hain aayse Katil,

Har pal aap ko Sms kare yahi chahe mera Dil..

Par Gabrata hon najane kitna aajaye Mobile ka Bill

Sorry SMS Messages

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, '*-;
*:, .;* ORRY!

This is a special SORRY 2 u! Plz excuse all my mistakes.



I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,
I can’t help it.



SORRY… SORRY… SORRY…SORRY…
Dont get confused ,Aray Baba SORRY means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You…..
Have A wonderful day….

Sexy SMS Messages

Wife: if I sleep with your best friend,
what thought will first come into your mind?
Husband: that you’re a Lesbian


One good thing about sex
That it brings lovers so close that
They cant see anything wrong with each other


If you’re wondering what is that a women has in front
And cow at the back?
The letter W

Insult SMS in Hindi

Yeh sms jaldi jaldi parho,
How How How How How How How How How How How How
.
.
.
Jaldi parnay ko kaha tha KUTTAY ki tarah bhoknay ko nahi...



Ye Msg Usko Bhejo Jo Aapki Nazar Main Duniya ka Sab Se Bara Chaval Ho.
.
Main Ne To bhej dia ha!
Ab muje snd kr k aik or chaval mat marna.



"Ami Yeh Chawal Aur Marasi Mein Kya Farq Hota Hai.."
Mother:-"Beta Agar Msg Parhne Waala Hans Paray To Marasi,
Na Hansay To Chawal.!:-)

Political Jokes

Obama:
Humare pass
Britny
Julie Robert
Anjelina Joli
sab hai!
Tumre pass
kya hay?

MANMOHN SINGH:
Humare pass Imran Hashmi he!
Bhej do sab ko



Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.


A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.

Sorry SMS in Urdu

MAAFI mangnay ka ye matlab hargiz nahi hota hai.

K

Aap Ghalat Ho.

Balke

Iska Matlab Hai k

Aap Apne Taaluq ko Apni Anaa se Ziyada Ehmiyat Dete Hain.




Mere kuch lafz aise hain,

Jo apni band aankhon se,
Tere dil ki her ek tehreer parhty hain,

Woh hain to lafz he lekin,
Woh ek taqdeer rakhty hain,

Kabhi jo rooth jao tum,
Na mujhse maan pao tum,

To tumko woh mananay ki,
Her ek tadbeer rakhty hain,

Mere kuch lafz aise hain.




Narazgi bhi tumhari gawara na kar saky,
Aur tumhari Muhabbaton se kinara bhi na kar saky,
Mere tamam khuab adhuray he reh gaye,
Hum khuab main bhi khud ko tumhara na kar saky.

Eid ul Fitr Text Messages

Sending u warm wishes on “EID-UL-Fitr”
and wishing that,
it brings your way ever joys and happiness.
Remember me in ur prayers.



Read this SMS on Monday
.
.
Ary phir parhy ja rahy hooo
Ary kaha na nahin parhna
.
Acha chalo parh lo may be
i ll be the 1st one to say
!~!~ Very Very
*..**Happy Eid MuBaRaK *..**



Don’t open it for atleast 2 more day,
.
.
Mujhey pata tha aap say sabar nahi ho ga,
Happy EID Mubarak.
Yaad rakhna I’m the first 2 say u eid Mubarak !



When the sun has set, and day is done-
I”ll break this chain, but only one.
By the end of Ramadan, this whole chain will be all gone!
It”s time for Eid and lots of fun!!!
-Happy Eid-

Eid Mubarak SMS Collection

Funny Faraz Shayari

Kitne bar usy kaha mai aisa banda nhe Faraz!
Phir b kehti hai
"Zara zara touch me touch me touch mE zara zara kiss me kiss me.


Mere Nana ne Ye Keh kar Mujh se Rishta tor Diya FaraZ!
Moong phali mein Dana nahi
Hum Tumhaare Daana Nahi


Usne Bari Nazakat Se Mere Hontoon Ko Chuma Faraz,
Ke Roza Bhi Na Toota Or Aftari Bhi Hogaye,


Pappu Beshak Tera Behnoi Ho FARAZ...
Wah Wah
But Pappu Can't Dance Sala
Wah Wah Wah


Likhay Thay Jitnay bhi Khat tmnay mujhay Faraz
.
wo sub abbu nay parh liye KHOL K DARAAZ

Punjabi Dosti SMS

Yaran de sache pyar nu yaad rakhi,
Mapian de satkar nu yaad rakhin,
Punjabi sabiachar nu yaad rakhin,
Dil de kisi kone which iss nimane yaar nu yaad rakhin


Assa Vaang Musafir Tur Jaana,
Teri Mehfil Sada Abaad Rahe,
Kade Do-Chaar Hanju Dol Lavi,
Jekar Tenu Saadi Yaad Rahe!


Har Pair Vich Janjeer Nahi Hundi
Parchaaven Vich Kade Tasvir Nahi Hundi
Har Koi Kiven Ban Jave ‘Ranjha Jogi’ Yaro
Kyonki Har Mashooq ‘Saleti-Heer’ Nahi Hundi

Eid Mubarak SMS Messages in Urdu

Mile apko na dukh zindagi main.
Phool ki tarha ap mehko ALLAH kare.
Zinda rahe nam abad tak apka.
EID ki khushyan apko mubark


Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya,
Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok
Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK.


Chand ki chandni, apno ka pyaar.
Har ghadi ho khushaal.
ussi tarhan Mubarak ho aapko Eid ka yeh tyohaar!
"EID MUBARAK"


EID MUBARAK ho Aapko,
Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko,
But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please....
Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!!

Funny Bengali SMS

Tumar Satha Tanki Maira Manibag Faka,
Mase Mase Goccha Dilam Hazar Pachek Taka.
Akhon Tumi Kaita Poro Amai System Koira?
Eccha Kora Size koira Day Bondo Tura Doira!


Tumi Amar Ringtone, Tumie Vibration,
Tumie Amar GP,AKTEL,djuice Connection.
Tumi Amar GPRS, Tumie Amar EDGE,
Tumie Amar Hridoy Jore NETWORK COVERAGE.


Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela,
Ak Chad ka ghira e jano tader joto khela,
Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat,
Amar kacha tui ja Bondo..Oi Akaser e Chad!

Dream SMS Collection

Had I the heavens\' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams


Since ur eyes are
looking tired... Let ur
eye lashes hug each
other for few hours.
Happy journey into the
world of dreams,Gudnyte


When you find a dream inside your heart,
don\'t let it go.
for dreams are the tiny seeds from which beautiful
Tomorrow Grows

Sardar Text SMS

Santa: Tu office mein toh bada sher bana ghumta hai,
ghar par kya ho jata hai?
Banta: Hota toh sher hi hoon par DURGA sawar ho jaati hai…


Sardar ji;Bhagwan mujhe dard de,
Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhagwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye



Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Sardar: Seven!
Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Sardar: Seven!
Teacher: Let’s try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Sardar: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Sardar: Seven!
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Sardar: I’ve already got one rabbit at home now!

Advanced Eid Mubarak Messages

The moon has been sighted The samoosas are ready Here comes EID so just go steady Lots of dua"s is all i request and just wanted to wish you all the BEST!!!
"Eid Mubarak"
Aao milaen k aaj EID ka din hy
musarrato,n muskarahto,n deed ka din hy
gellay bhulaen, dilon ko saaf ab kar laen
ranjishon ko mitaen k saat-e-saeed ka din hy
EID MUBARIK



/////\\\\\
/// E I D \\\
//MUBARAK\\

Aap Soch Rahe Hon Gay Abi Eid Ko kayi Din Hain,

lekin

ye

toh


socho

Hamara SMS Jis Ko Mil Jata Hai Samjho Us Ki To Eid Ho Gai

So
/////\\\\\
/// E I D \\\
//MUBARAK\\

:)

Faraz SMS

Ab kya Dhondty ho kaghzon kay dhair Mein FARAZ...
Jis akhbar main tumhari foto thi uss may koi pakoray lay gaya


Ab to beghairtiyan is qadar barh gai hain Faraz
Sher kisi aur ka hota hai aur logg nam mera thok dete hain.


Aqal Walon k Muqadar mai kahan zoq-e-junoon FARAZ
Ishq Walay Hain Jo Har cheez Luta Detay hain


Aam khane se sehat achi hoti hai Fraz .. !
Ye keh k woh meri rerhi se 2 kilo aam le gaya ..

Punjabi Text Messages

Dil vich teri yaad sajjna,
Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna,
Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi,
Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna.


Na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap bhul ke beh gaye ne,
kayi vaar ta rabb inj jaape ki oh sanu galat samajhke beh gaye ne,
khud kehnde si sath nibhavange, aap hora de vass peh gaye ne,
rabba khush rakhhin sadde apneyan nu, jo sahnu yaad v karno


Mintaan Na Krwa,
Mobile Noo Utha,
Write Msg De Vich JA,
Hun BUhta Na TArpaa,
Ath Dus Msg Te Khrka,
Aj Sadi Farmaish Tay. .

Bengali SMS Collection

Bastota amake dayna obosor,
Tai bola vabona amai sarthopor,
jakhane e thaki, thaki joto e dura...
Tumi aacho sarakhon ai hridoy jura.


Dibbo kore bolchi tumai ar hobena vhul,
Hariye tumai aaj amija na pai vabe kul,
Roylo amar ai abedon grohon koro mura...
Aager moto e badbo tumai nikhad premer dura


Hoyto tomai valobesa korechilam vhul,
Taito akhon dicchi sai vhular e mashool,
Phool vabe tumari sudu kortam sadona...
Tai bodhoy soite hochcha katar jontrona.

Funny Faraz Messages

Meray pyaray bhaiyo aor behno!
Mujhe muaf kr do
Khuda k lye mera peecha chor do!
Mjhe jeenay do
Ap sb ka boht shukria.
.
From
FARAZ!



Ik na suni meri
Aah -o- Baka us Sang Dil ne
Faraz...
.
Ek signal he Tora tha faqat,
300 ka chalan ker gaya!



Hazraat ek zaruri elaan suniye,
Main aaj se apna naam badal kar Tufail rakh raha hun
Aainda isi naam se likha or pukara jaye
Ap ka apna
FARAZ

Funny Bengali SMS

Eidar din huq Rongin ai kamonate...
Love sms Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile


Love sms Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan,
Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan,
Paira diya korlo suro chithi aadan prodan,
Chithi charai paira ekdin Rajar kacha galo,
Tina dakha Raja saheb khube raga galo,
Bari fira Raja bola ata holo ki?
Rani bola ata chilo Miss Call tao bujoni!


February Amar Bhai ar,
February Amar Maayer,
Eakusay February...
Ami ki Volita Pa...ri!!!

Pathan Jokes

Ek pathan double decker bus main charha,Nichlay hise main jagah nahin thi, conductor ne kaha “khan sb! o0per ja k betho!”
Pathan ooper wale hise main gaya aur ghabraaya hua neeche aa gaya,
conductor se bola: “Kambakhat! merwaaiga kya? 0oper to driver hi nahin hai,



Pathan; Ham 25 bhen bhai hain,
Girl; keya tumahre ghar
Family planing wale nahi aye.?
Pathan; aya tha Madarsa samajh k wapas chala gaya…



Judge: Tm Teesri Bar Adalat Me ARhe Ho tmhe Shram Nhi Ati?

Pathan: Tm Roz Ata Hai, Tum Ko Ati Hy Kia ?

Ahmed Faraz Poetry

ANKHON me ANSOUN ki Haqiqt na Pochta

Ay KASH mujse wo mri HALAT na pochta

Ab MAIN NY US se USKO TALAB kr lia to kya

Wo b to Mujhse meri ZARURT na pochta

Wo mujhko AZMATA kisi or trah se

Kitni hai mujko us se MAHABAT na pochta

“FARAZ” agr wo JAN jata DIL k Mamlay

Tujse kabi
WAJA-E-MAHABAT na pochta





Teri Basti ye kesi Bsti he?

Meri DEEWANGI pe hansti he

Patharon men b tujh ko dekhon me

Log kehte hen k Buth parasti he

SHAM lagti nhi suhani ab

Wo teri zulf ko tarasti he

ASHYANA kab se jal chuka he mera

Phir ye bijli si Q GARAJTI he?

Tre Dil me gham to nhi a FARAZ?

Phir teri ankh Q barsti hein

Punjabi Bulley Shah Poetry

KADI MEHAK ni mukdi PHULAN vichon…

PHUL suk-dy suk-dy SUK jandy…

KOi qdr na jany payar di…

Dil tut-dy tut-dy tut jandy…

Koi mul nei jug tay rishtyan da…

A chuuth-dy chuuth-dy chuuth jandy…

Kdi payar ni mukda Dilan vichon…

SAAH muk-dy muk-dy muk jandy….!




Parh Parh Kitaaban Ilam Diyan Tu Naam Rakh Liya Qaazi,

Hath Vich Phar K Talwaar Tu Naam Rakh Liya Ghaazi,

Makkay,Madeenay Ghoom Aaya Tay Tu Naam Rakh Liya Haaji,

” BULLAY SHAH ”
Haasil Ki Kita?

Jay Tu Yaar Na Rakhaya RAAZI.




Chal Way Bullehya Chal O’thay Chaliyay
Jithay Saaray Annay
Na Koi Saadee Zaat PichHanay
Tay Na Koi Saanu Mannay

Masjid Tha Day, Mandir Tha Day
Tha Day Jo Kujh Disda
Par Kissay Da Dil Na DhukaweeN
Rub DilaaN Wich Wasda

Pakistan Politics Text Messages

Agar MQM janat main gyi, to news ho gi:

* 25 janti gun point pr mobile fone se mehroom!

* Aj 20 hooron ki choriyan utrwa li gyien. hoorain dehshat-zadah!!

* Doodh ki nehar ka pull dhmaky se urra dia gya.!!

* Na maloom afraad ka frishtay pr tashaddud.!! farishton ka ehtjaj!

* Altaf Bhai ka Dozakh se telephonic khitab, farishton ko sabar krne ki talqeen.!!

* MQM ko dozakh ki akhri hadon mein phenknay ka fesla
Tamam Dozkhi sakht Pareshan..




O Mother I am back,
Don’t see my pale face because i presented each drop of blood to my Motherland (Pakistan),
Tear my shirt apart & see i have got all bullets on my chest!
I left home in khaki & came back in SABZ HILALI (Flag Of Pakistan)…
U were keen 2 have a cute bahu,
Look i have got it lying beside me G-3, my rifle!
Don’t weep maan be happy maan (Mother),
I haven’t lost anything, rather i got everything.
Be happy maan, Ur son has embraced Shahadat!



Koi Sui mange, Hum Teer denge

Koi Molvi mange, Hum Peer denge

Koi Lassi mange, Hum Kheer denge

MAGAR

Koi PAKISTAN mange

to

Hum Cheer denge.

GEO PAKISTAN

Urdu Insult SMS

Kuch Gharailu Totkay:

1. Agar aap ko kutta kaat lay to aap usay kaat lein, Hisaab barabar ho jaye ga.

2. Doodh phat jaye to safaid dhaagay se si lein, kisi ko pata nahin chalay ga.

3. Agar aap ka qad chhota hai to 3 se 4 martaba phaansi lein, agar bach gaye to bohat fayeda ho ga.

4. Agar aap ke baal girtay hain to tind karwa lein, naye baal aanay tak koi baal nahin giray ga




“Aapke girl friend ka phone aaya tha


Keh rahi thi


Koi pathar say na maray mere dewane ko


Tecnology Ka Dor hai
BOMB Se Ura do saley ko.”



Jo shakhs Jumerat k roz bahir chalty hoey in alfaz ka kasrat se wird kary ga,

InshaAllah wo mala maal ho jaye ga,
:
:
“Allah k Naam pe de de BaBa”…
-Try kar ke dekho lo-

Jo meri aankhoon se khwaab dekho - Urdu Ghazal

Jo meri aankhoon se khwaab dekho
tu eik shab bhi na su sako gaye

Ke laakh chaho ne hanss sako gaye
hazaar chaho na ru sako gaye

Ke khwaab kiya hein azab hein yeh
mere dukhoon ki kitaab hein yeh

Rafaqtyine inn mein chooteti hein
muhabbatien inn mein roothti hein

pinapti hein inn mein vehshatien si
aziyatien inn mein phooteti hein..!!

khwaab kiya hein azab hein yeh
mere dukhoon ki kitaab hein yeh

Funny Mahatma Gandhi SMS Jokes

Santa:Ye gandhi Bapu har note me haste kyu rehte hai?.
Banta:Simple hai yar.
Royenge to note Geela ho jayega Na….



Teacher:
Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:
He is one of the great hero who helped Munna bhai to impress his girlfriend



Wah Re GANDHI..
.
kya chali Teri Aandhi .
.
Aya tha Langot me.
.
Aur ghus gaya…
5 .
10 .
20 .
50 .
100 .
500 .
.
Aur .
1000 k note me

Funny Santa Banta Jokes

Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan,padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied:Bhejnewala gadha,padhnewala mahan.


Banta:Oye to har SMS ko 2 baar kyom bhej raha hai?
Santa:Kyunki tujhe agar ek forward karna ho to dusra tere paas rahe


Santa traveling 1st time in plane going 2 mumbai.
While its landing, he shouted "BOMBAY, BOMBAY".
Air hostess said: "B silent".
Sardar: O.k.."Ombay, ombay"

Golden Words Quotes

Logon ki zarorton ka tum sai wabasta hona tum par ALLAH ki anayat hai.
(Hazrat Imam Hussain)



gunah kisi na kisi sorat me dil ke parishan rakhta he.
(Hazrat Usman )



Ustaad ki maar baap k pyar se achi hai
[ HAZRAT LUQMAN ]
Chand k baghair raat bekar hai, aur ilm k baghair zehan.
[HAZRAT ABU BAKAR ]
Jo tujhey teri khamiyan batayewo tera dost hai.
[HAZRAT UMER ]
Ghareeb wo hai jis ka koi dost na ho.
[HAZRAT ALI ]



Gunah tumhen itna nuqsan nahi puhncha sakta jitna k Musalman ko khwar karna or be izzati karna.
(Khwaja Gharib Nawaz Rahmat Ullah Alaih)

Last ten days of Ramdan Message

Ho skta hai ye aap ki zndgi ka akhri RAMZAN ho..
Khudara! Apni TAAK raton ko BAZARON ki nazar na karain..
Apne sab doston me ye paigam aam karain.
TALIB DUA


Narrated Aisha:
Allah’s Apostle said,
Search for the Night of Qadr
In the odd nights of the last ten days of Ramadan


The Prophet Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam said :
"When Ramadhaan comes the doors of Jannah are opened,
the doors of hell are locked and the Shayateen are chained."
(Bukhari)


Hadees:
"Jis ne Allah ki Rah me Aik din ka Roza rakha to Allah us ke chehray ko Jahannam ki Aag se 70 saal ki musafat ke baraber door ker day ga"
(Muslim)

Khud Se Rooth Jaon - Nice Ghazal

Jitna bi usko sochon utna hi door paon,

Jitna bi usko chahon khud hi bikhrta jaon,

Main aam sa musafir be-aas be-sahara,

Wo door kahein bsta ik aasman ka tara,

Main rait se ulajhti sehraon ki hawa hon,

Wo sahilon pe chalta bad-e-sba ka jhonka,

Han frk to boht hai,

Main lakh toot jaon,

Khud hi se rooth jaon,

Pr ye na hoga mujh se,

K main usko bhool jaon!!!

Funny Faraz Shayari

Ek Nafrat he nahi Dunya main Dard Ka Sabab Faraz.....
.
Suna Hai Injection ki Sui bhi Bara Dard Deti Hai.



Teri yari pe hum ko koi shak nai Faraz….
.
ye sach hai k teri wafa ki Misal kisi kutay se kam nai..



Jab koi Puchta hai mujh se meri Zindagi ki Qeemat Faraz...
.
.
To mujhe Yaad aa jata hai tera Muskurana...

Flirt Text Messages

Rules of BOYS
Tjhe pane k liye kuch b kr skta hun
Tere pyar me ji aur mr skta hun,
phr b tu na mili to ghm nhi,
ye formula me dusri pe b try kr skTa Hn


Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan ki Movie Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi se kya Lesson mila?
Student: Kabhi umeed mat haaro. Kyon k
Shadi Shada Larki bhi Phans sakti hai.


By expecting a Negative Answer,
Girlfriend ask "Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?"
To satisfy his girl,
The boy reply a negative answer:
"Nothing of these, I haven't done."

Fresh Flirt SMS

Wo kehti hy usy barish se mhbt hy,
Magr jb barish hoti hy to chat se nichy a jati hy,
Wo Kehti hy usy phool se mhbt hy,
Magr jb phool khilta hy to use tor leti hy,
Wo kehti hy usy hawa se mhbt hy,
Magr jb me hawa chorun to wo bhag jati he
Moral:
wo bohot kamini he ek bat per kayem nai rehti



Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...



Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho,
1 msg bhej k 10 free pate ho,
Hamare Dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,
Hamare msg forward kar k naye naye dost banate ho.

Faraz Text SMS

Apne dost ko main kaise samjaon faraz,
ke muhabat sms bhejne se nahi balance behjne se barhti hai,



Pakistan aaj kal 2 logon ka trial kar rahe hain,
Un Me Se Ek Musharaf Hai Dosra Kon hai?
.
FARAZ



CIA officer 2 Bush: Sir zameen ka kona kona chhan mara,
samandar ki teh tk gaey pr Usama nehi mila.
Bush:Usama gya bhaarr mein,
salo mujey batao k ye Faraz kon hy?

Dosti SMS Messages

* Golden Words *
.
Doston main sab se Behtreen Dost Woh Hai.
.
Jo EasyLoad Bhejne K Baad.
.
Call Kar K Puche K Balance Pohncha Ya Nahi.....



Hum umeedo ki duniya basate rahe:-
.
Woh bhi her kadam per humain aazmate rahe,
.
Jab dosti main aik din marna para,
.
Hum mar gaye woh bahane banatey rahe,



Muskaan Tere Hotho pe
Khushi mere Dil me Hoti hai,
.
Agar dard Tere Dil ko ho
to Ankhen Meri Roti Hai.
.
Tu Mehsoos to krke Dekh Dost,
Dosti ESI HOTI HAI

Pathan Text Messages

1 Pathan Ramzan Main Dopehar ko Naswar laga rha tha,
.
2nd Pathan: Abe ye kya! tera roza nahi hai?
.
1st Pathan: Hai! Par itna Kamzor nahi jo Naswar se Toot jayega.



Pathan:Molvi sahb 1 masla malom karna hy
Kia larrkion ko chup chup k dekhne se gunah milta hai?
Molvi: pata nhi lekin main ehtyatan astaghfar parrh leta hun



1 Pathan Naya Naya Doctor Bana
Doctor Banne K Bad Us Ne Phla Operation Kia
Operation Theater Se Nikal Kr Kehta Hy
.
Ya Allah pehla tohfa behja hai kabol krna...

Urdu Eid ul Fitr Messages

Aisi kya dua doon tujh ko,
.
Jo terey labon pe hansi ke phool khila de,
.
Bas yahi dua hai meri,
.
Sitaron si roshan khuda teri Taqdeer bana dey.
.
Ameen
EID MUBARAK



Ap sab dua karain,
Mulana Mufti Muneeb ur Rehman ki BV ke kapre sahi waqat per sil jayie,
Warna last year ki tarha 11:30 bjay Eid ka elan ho ga.


"EID Ki Dua"
Chupkay say chand ki Roshni Choo Jaye Apko
Dheeray Say Ya Hawa Kuch Keh Jaye Apko
Dil Say jo Chahtay Hoo Maang Lo Khuda Say
Hum Dua Kartay Hain Mil Jaye Woo Apko
EID MUBARAK

Punjabi Sardar Jokes

Sardar: O Tery Result da ki banya?

Pappu: Miss Kendi Aye Is Class wich 1 Saal Hor Laggay Ga.

Sardar: Saal Pavain 2,3 Lag Jawan Par Fail Na Hovin Mera Puttar.



Sardar k Ghar Chor aaya:

Sardar ne dekha To chor Bhaga.

Sardar bhagta bhagta chor se b Aagay nikal gaya.

Sardar: Ek to Chori oper se Hum se Race?



Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta,

kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta.

Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta,

lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.

Funny Shayari Messages

Zindgi Apni Masti Mai jiya Kar
Ishq bohat Buri Cheez hai na Kya Kar
Tu apna pura Dehaan Career Pe morr de.
Aur apni sari Girlfriends mare liye Chhor de.



Faraz ne apni Girlfriend ko Date per bulaya, woh late ho gai.
.
Faraz ne Shair Kaha:
Falak pe Sitaron ko Neend aa rahi hai.

Doosri ka time ho gaya tu aab aa rahi hai.



Biwi ko Apni Palko pe Bitha lo.
De k Khushi uske saray Ghum Chura lo.
Pyaar Aisa karo k sab dekhte reh jaaen.
Parrosan bhi aa k kahe "Mujhe Apni Biwi Bana lo."

Urdu Angry Text SMS

Lab Pe Hi Rukti Hai Baat Aate Aate
Neend To Nahi Aati Sapnay Bohat Hain Aate
Hum To Hain Phasay Ik Haseen Uljhan Mein
Kaash Woh Aakar Iseh Suljhaate:::::::::::



Wada kero per nibhana sikho
Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho
U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao
Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho.



Kal ko milne ki aas rehne do,
Zindagi ki baqi pyas rhne do,
Apni khushiyan smait lo jana,
Mujh ko u hi udas rhne do.

Funny Faraz Poetry Collection

Your balance is unsufficient for making this call Faraz,
Plz recharge ur account and try again later . . $


Ye kh kr malik mkan ne ghr se nikal dia Fraz,
Tu shaheen hai bseira kr paharon ki chatano pr.:-)


Teri Be Rukhi Ko Main Aaj Tak Nahin Bhula Paya....,
Ye Is Sal Ka Pehla Sher Hai Jis Main FARAZ Nahin Aya....


Aaj wo mera naam bi bhool gaii faraz...
Jo mujay kaha karti thi
Kondi Na kharka sonaya sidda ander aa....!

Quran ki faryaad

Taaqo mein sajaya jaata hoon, aakhon se lagaaya jaata hoon
Taweez banaya jaata hoon, dho dho ke pilaaya jaata hoon

Juzdaan hareer-o-resham ke aur phool sitaare chaandi ke
Phir itr ki baarish hoti hai, khusbu mein basaaya jaata hoon

Jiss tarha se tota maina ko kuchh bol sikhaaye jaate hain
Iss tarah parhaaya jaata hoon, iss tarah sikhaaya jaata hoon

Jab qol-o-qasam lene ke liye takraat ki nobat aati hai
Phir meri zaroorat parrti hai, haathon mein uthaaya jaata hoon

Dil soz se khaali rehte hain, aankhen hain ke num hoti hi nahin
Kehne ko main ek ek jalse mein parh parh ke sunaya jaata hoon

Neki pe badi ka galba hai, sachchai se barhkar dhokha hai
Ek baat hansaaya jaata hoon, sau baat rulaaya jaata hoon

Ye meri aqeedat ke daawe, qanoon pe raazi ghairon ke
Yun bhi mujhe ruswa karte hain, aise bhi sataaya jaata hoon.

Punjabi Romantic SMS

Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
Mehboob aave ya na aave,
Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!



Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde,
lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde.
Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar,
kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde.



Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie,
Yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie.
Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan,
Teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie.

Latest Urdu Hindi SMS Collection

Shaikh ki biwi beemar thi:
Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi aur bola
Doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa lage ki tum nahin bachogi to please yeh candle bujha dena.


Toote hue paimane mein kabhi jaam nahi aata,
Ishq ke mariz ko kabhi aaram nahi ataa,
Kabhi to socha hota e dil todne wale,
Toota hua dil kisi ke kam nahin aata,


Bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahi karte.
Jaam dusron se cheen kar hum piya nahi karte.
Agar unko mohabbat hai toh hum se akar izaar kare.
Peecha hum bhi kissi ka kiya nahi karte

Happy Eid

Missing you a lot on this Eid.
Wishing you were here to celebrate this holy occasion with me
Happy Eid


This Eid may God bring a lot of peace,
prosperity and happiness to my Muslim brothers and sisters.


No shadows to depress u,
Only joys to surround u,
God himself to bless u,
these r my wishes for u,
Today, tomorrow, and every day.
Eid Mubarak

Funny Double Meaning SMS

Wife:Bas karog ji..raat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho aur subah k 8 baj chuke hain.
Thake nahi kya?Aur kitna karoge?
Husband:karne do na darling abhi to mere 200 msg aur free hain



In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.



Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..

Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..

Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..

Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.

English Romantic Text Messages

Last night I matched each star with a reason for loving you.
I was doing great until I ran out of stars.


You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.


When you need someone to be there for you,
I’d be just sitting right beside you.


My heart for you will never break.
My smile for you will never fade.
My love for you will never end.
I love you!

Sad Poetry SMS Collection

Khud Se bhi Piyar Tumhare Liye Kya,
Raaton Ko Intezaar Tumhare Liye Kya!
.
Tum Laut Kar Na Aye Kisi Shaam Ko Magar,
Har Shaam Intezaar Tumhare Liye Kya!
.
Ye jan kar bhi k Duniya kisi ki nahi hoti,
Duniya pe Aitebar Tumhare Liye kya!
.
Jo Dil kisi k waste Roya na tha kabhi
Us Dil ko BeQarar Tumhare Liye kya!



Jab Usay Yaad Karon Kitna Badal Jaon Main,
.
Dekhtay Dekhtay ek Khawab Main
Dhal Jaon Main,
.
DIL To Karta Hai Kabi jan Chura Kr Sab Se,
.
USki Aankhon Main Kahen Door Nikal Jaon Main,
.
Uski Ulfat Hai k Nafrat Se Mujhy Dekhte Hai wo ,
.
wo Kabi Piyar Se Dekhay To Pighal jaon Main,



Tarash kar mere bazu uraan chor gaya,
hawa ke paas wo barhana makan chor gaya,
rifaqaton ka meri usko dhayan kitna tha,
zameen le li magar asman chor gaya,
ajeeb shakhs tha barish ka rang daikh ke bhi,
khulay dareechay pe ik phool daan chor gaya,
jo badalon se bhi mujhko chupa ke rakhta tha,
barhi hai dhoop to be saaibaan chor gaya,
oqab ko thi gharaz fakhta pakarne se,
jo gir gai to yunhi neem jaan chor gaya,
na jaane kon sa asaib dil main basta hai,
k jo bhi thehra wo akhir makaan chor gaya,

Happy Birthday Messages

Am so blessed to hv a frnd like u
ths cums wid many loving thoughts n warm wishes
i send to u,
may ur day be filled wid laughter ,
on ths special day may the finest thngs in life always cum ur way..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY



Tring Tring!
hello…
Inbox Kholo
Ap K Liey Phool Bhejey Hain
.
.
.
–;–;–<@
–;–;–<@
–;–;–<@
–;–;–<@

Jo ap ko kehny aaye hain
“HAPPY B’DAY” !!!



There couldn’t be a Better time
to Wish Nice Time Things for U,
.
Beginning with a Birthday
that’s Happy all day through
.
And after that, the very best
of Luck n Health n cheer,
.
And everything it takes to make
a Very Happy Year

” HAPPY BIRTHDAY “

Islamic Text Messages

Ek canadian singer tha DAVID WHANSBRY
he was born in Canada in june 1972..
He producd good muzik..but after some time he got attractd towards Quran..
soon he Accept the teachingz of Islam…and now DAWUD ALI is his new name..
now he is 37..married settle in Abottabad,PAK…
He writes english naats n hamd..
he is the same guy we see daily in
OLPER’S MUSTAFAMI AD wid Atif Aslam..!
SubaNALLAH



“Naya din shuro karne ki Dua”
.
Hasbi-y-Allah-o- La illaha illah Huwa, Allehe
Tawakalt-o- Wahuwa rabu-l-Arshil Azeem.
“Good Morning”



“O Children of Adam! keep yourself well dressed
whenever you go to the mosque and eat and
drink and do not cross the limits. Surely the
person crossing the limits are not liked by Him.”
(Chapter 17, verse 31)

Funny Eid Text Messages

Hello meri jaan!
Jano ek Baat batao
Tum mujhse Sachi Batana
Jhoot Nahin bolna, ok
.
Tum mujhy se
.
.
Eid ka koi Mahngha gift
To nahin mango gay?



Eid ati hai zamane main,
Allah kare tu gir jaye gusal khane main,
wah wah wah



Do you know the Meaning of EID?
I think it means “ENJOY in DUNIYA!!”
So, In your life all moments bring EID for you….
Wish You…EID

Sweet Punjabi Message

Adhi raat ik supna aan khloh janda,
fir sauna aukha ho janda,
pyar tere da dard meri nas nas to janda,
saun rabb di main pyar nehi kita,
eh pyar taan aap hi ho janda!



Mehek ishq di ghat nahi hundi..
ehde naal zindagi khatam nahi hundi saath hove je
zindagi dostan da te zindagi zanat to ghat nahi hundi!!!



Chad jande ne sooli ashiq aashqi nibhan layee....
tu ik wari han tan kar de....
Mar ke vi vapis aa jangey,
ik tera pyaar paun layee!!!

Best Wishes on Ramadan

May the festival of lights be the harbinger
of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of
Ramadan is here and the atmosphere is
filled with the spirit of mirth and love,
here is hoping this festival of beauty brings
your way, bright sparkles of contentment,
that stay with you through the days ahead.
.
My Best wishes for u on Ramadan




NGRATULATIONS!!!
Ramdan k dino main Light Bilkul Nahi JayE Gi.
Thnx Wapda
.
.
Light Aye Gi To Jaye Gi Na. .



RAMADAN RECIPE
.
A Glass of Care
A Plate of Luv
A Spoon of Peace
A Fork of Truth &
A Bowl of Duaas.
Mix with spices of QURAAN.
Enjoy This Meal.
RAMADAN MUBARAK

Funny Faraz Musharaf Joke

Meri yad mein Faraz,yun tarpa jag sara,
tere laq da hulara rung rara riri rara



Sardar or pathan Faraz k ghar gaye!
They said: Hum ap ko thank u kehte hain!
Faraz: kyun
they rplied:
ap k aane se msgs par humari beizzati band hogayi



Musharaf kay isteefay per dil kerta hay faraz!
Main udi udi jawaa hawa day naal;-

Why Pakistan is in Trouble

Why Pakistan is in trouble

Population.
16 crore
.
3 crore .retired
.
1 crore in state Govt;
(They Don't work)
.
3 crore professionals. in private sector
(They Don't work for Pakistan )
.
1.8 crore .in school
(Just having khushi time)
.
2.5 crore .under 5 years
(Always watching cartoons)
.
3 crore .unemployed
(Always sleeping and waiting for miracles to happen)
.
0.6 crore .anytime in hospitals
(Burden on economy)
.
10,999,998 .anytime in jail
(enjoying hospitality in free on govt expenditure)
the balance are
U
&
Me.
U are always busy playing net net..
checking Mails
and forwarding them '..!!!
.
how can I handle
Pakistan
alone?

Funny Punjabi Jokes

Ik var Ghulle de Ghar Vichon Hassan Diyan awazan A rahian c...
Ik Admi ne Ghulle nu bahar bula k pucheya:" oye tusi kari ki jande ho.. ehna uchi kyon has rahe ho.."
.
Ghulla:" o yaar gal eda k meri Gharwali mere te Jutian sitdi a j Lag jave tan oh hasdi a j na lage tan mai"....



Ik Vari Ghulla Bus ch' ja reha c...usnu koi seat nahin mili, ik Seat te Baithe Admi nu Ghula .. "Uth Oye Tenu pata nahin mai kaun a"
.
Admi; "kaun a oye tu?"
.
Ghula "ayeee , Bhaji Mai mareez a yaar khadea nahin janda g seat he chahidi c chalo koi ne mai thalle he bai jana"???



Ik vaar Ghulle nu koi banda Vaar- Vaar Mobile te tang kar reha c..
Ghulla Dukhi ho giya usne ik scheme sochi.. usne ik nawan number liya te us bande nu msg karke kehnda.. "hun mai oh number band karta hun tera peo v mainu tang nahin kar sakda..""

By: Gurdeep Singh Sunet

Sweet Ramzan Days Text Messages

Labon ne aaj kal muskurana chorh dia hy
Khwabon ne palkon pe aana chorh dia hy
Nhi khulti hy aankh ab tou sehri me
Shayad aap ne dhol bajana chorh dia hy



Dosto Me Ap Ko Ek Zarori Bat Btana Chahta Ho.
Takey Pchlay Saal Ki Tara
Apko Afsoos Na Ho
Ramzan Aa Chuka He
JIS Ne b Meri Aftari Krni He
Mjhy abi Bata De!.lolz



Duniya Bananay Wale Ki Taraf Se
.
" Dhamaka Ramzan Offer "
.
Jannat Mai Plot Book Karvain , Inthai Asan Shrait Pr ,
Sachi Tooba Se ,
Advance Booking KArwain ,
Rozana 5 Namazoon K Installments Jama Karwain ,
Corner Plot K Liye Poore Rozay Rakhien ,
Behtrin Tamirat k Liye Zakat Dain ,

Tamil Jokes Messages

Stunt Master'rai kalyaanam pannadhu thappa poyidhucchu.
Aen?
Veetukku varum bodhu kannadi jannalai yellam odhaichi-kittu varaaru!



Mumtaz'in nyabagarthama Shah Jahan Taj Mahal'ai kattinaaru,
Mutta payal, naana irundha ava thangachiyai katti iruppaen.



What Is The Diff B/W Understand & Misunderstand.?
Friend Figure Aachuna Athu Understand!
Figure Friend Aachuna Athu Misunderstand..!

Gudi Padwa Marathi SMS

Gudi Padwa sms in marathi
Shrikhand Puri,
Reshmi Gudi,
Limba che Pan,
Nav Varsha jaao chhan. Amchya sarvanchya tarphe hardik shoobhecha.
Happy Gudi Padwa.


Gudi Padwa SMS
May This Gudi Padwa be as bright as ever.
May this Gudi Padwa bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.
Happy Gudi Padwa


Yevdhyasha Aayushyat khup kahi hav asat,
Pan je hav asat tech milat nast,
Hav te milal tari khup kahi kami asat..
Chandanyani bharun suddha aapal aabhal rikam asat…

Ramdan Days Text Messages

Quran parho to dil badall jaye,

Namaz parho to chehra roshan hojaye,
Kitni dilkash hai Rasul-e-Khuda ki Sunnatain,

Amal karo to zindagi sanwar jaye





Zindagi bewafa kion hoti hai?
Wafa kernay ki saza kion hoti hai?

Choti si baat pe baha dety hain KHOON
Insan mein itni ANA kion hoti hai?

Karta hun mein jis se bar baar TAUBA,
Elahi mujhse wohi KHATA kion hoti hai,

Banatay to hain hum apne haton se MASJID,
NAMAZ apni hi phir QAZA kion hoti hai..




The Prophet ordered
the people to pay
Zakat-ul-Fitr
before going to the Eid prayer.

Funny Sardar Jokes

SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega,
20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....
answer bata ke jaa..



SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,
.
Dost: Garam pani Q?
.
Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.



Sardar: Muje E-Mail bnana hy. Sardar, Sardarg, Sardar123, Sardarabc Koi bhi nhe mil rha.

Major Rohail: Tum "Akalmand_Sardar" try kro 100% mil jye ga.

Altaf Nawaz Bush Political SMS

After a striving movement of 25 yrs
.
MQM chairman ALTAF has completed his first book,
available on many stalls & Pdf version also
.
Book Name: Kallu k Lateefay!



Mrs Bush kehti hein
.
Bush hazir he saza paney ko
.
.
Lekin koi joty se na maray mere dewanay ko.



11 saal jail mai rehny wala shakhs hmara
“President”

6 saal jail main rehny wala hmara
“Prime Minister”

10 saal jala watan rahny wala hmara.
“cheif minister of punjab”

2 sal nazar band rehne wala hamara
“Chief Justice Pakistan”

2 ,4 sal tusi v reh Aao….
future ban jaae ga



Nawaz aur Shahbaz dekh rhe thay JAHAZ,
.
Wah wah
.
Nawaz or shahbaz dekh rhe they jahaz
.
Guddi pe chamat maar k bhaag gya FARAZ….

Eid Mubarak in Advanced

Gul ne Gulshan se Gulfam behja hai.
.
Sitaron ne Aasman se Salam behja hai.
.
Mubarak ho Aap ko.
.
“EID ki Khushiyan”
.
Ye pegham hum ne aap ko advance behja hai..



Wishing U HAPPY EID MUBARAK in advance 4 the folwing 10 years,
2OO9
2010
2011
2012
2013
2014
2015
2016
2017
2018
Agar coming 10yrs me APKO koi pehle wish krne ka da’wa kare to 1 rakh k chamaat daina or ye msg dikha daina.



((( )))
“YA ALLAH”
Meray Dosti ki ye EID
kamyaab Eid bana de.
Jahan Jahan bhi ye Maangne jaye
Wahan se esse eidi ata Farma de.
(”AMEEN”)

Ramzan Day Poetry Messages

Ho k shrminda gunahon se kabi sar jhuka to sahi..
Wo karega maaf tujhe do aask baha to sahi..
Rehegi chandni qabr me bi sath tere..
Arey NADAAN apne haath utha k daman phela tu sahi..



Dekho to Zera Insaan ko ,
Is dunYa ki Jhooti mohabbat mein ,
Bhula Diya REHMAN ko ,
yeh DunYa Hai Faqat Ek khael tamasha ,
kon Janay ga Is Raaz -e- Pinhaan ko ,
Mera Ishq , mera JunooN faqat us ke liye Hai
Jis ne Payda kiya Insaan ko ,




Hath Rakh kar Pait per Karwatain Badal raha Hon Main Faraz,
.
.
Ary Koi Ye To Bataye,
.
.
Aftari hone main kitna waqat baki hai,

Urdu Insult SMS

Mobile ko Ejaad krne wale ka sapna tha k Duniya mai.
.
Har FAQEER or BHIKARI k haath me Bhi mobile ho.
.
MUBARAK Ho
.
Aap ne wo sapna such kr dikhaya



How To Impress A Kam Wali ?
Tarika Parhney Ke Lea Press Down Arow Key
.
.
.
Lakh Lanat Hy Kam Wali Ko B Na Chorna Begherat



Bhuka piyasa muh latkaye,
zuban ko honto par latkaye,
kohni tek kar sar tikaye,
apni ankhe niche jhukaye,
baitha kyu tha??
Ab mai samjha..
.
Intezaar tha tujhe sirf
Mere sms ka ....

Funny Pathan Jokes

English man To Pathan : What is your Name?
Pathan : Umer daraaz Khan
English man : what is the meaning of your name?
Pathan long life khan



ek sardar nay ek pathan ko khanay per bluya
1st April ko jab pathan us kay gher pohncha
tu lock laga howa thaa. aur darwazy per likhaa thaa "April fool"
Pathan nay hosheyari dekhaai aur nechay lekh dia
"main tu ayaa he nhian thaa"



A pathan to his Friend:
What are You Doing ?
Pathan i am recording my 1 year old son speech.
Friend. Why?
Pathan . when he will be old i will asked him the meaning.

Santa Banta Jokes Collection

Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,
.
Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!
Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.


Santa: Why didn’t you marry?
Banta: I was searching for an ideal match.
Santa: So, you didn’t find an ideal girl?
Banta: I found one.
Santa: Then?
Banta: She was also searching for an ideal match.


Ek sardar doosre se keh raha hai ke “Maine machcharo ko ullu banaya !”
Second Sardar: “Kaise?“
First says: Maine mosquito coil mere bajuke room mein lagaya aur main apne room mein soya. ha ha ha ha…..

Islamic Ramzan Text Messages

Hum rozana inbox kholte hain k
hamare dost ne konsa sms bheija hai,
lekin
Kia hum qozana QURAN kholte hain?
k
ALLAH ne hame konsa messages dia hai
sochiya ga zaror


I pray for your life that you truly deserve
.
A life as good as your heart
A life as bright as your smile
A life as wonderfull as you are
.
Have a nice Ramazan



Ramadan is the (month) in which was sent down the Quran,
as a guide to mankind,
also clear (Signs) for guidance and judgment (between right and wrong).



The holy month of Ramadan,
For all Muslims has begun.
Praising Allah through the day,
From dawn to dusk we fast and pray.
We pay zakah (charity) for those in need,
Trying hard to do good deeds

Love Poetry SMS Collection

Dete hai kyu yeh dard bas hami ko,
kya samjhenge woh in aankho ki nami ko,
Lakho deewane ho jis chand ke,
woh kya mehsus karenge ek tare ki kami ko.


Maine is taur se chaha tuje aksar jaana,
Jaise mehtaab* ko be anth samander chahe,
jaise suraj ki kiran seep ke dil me utre,
jaise khushbo ko hawa rang se hat kar chahe


Is jahaan mein mohabbat kaash na hoti,
To safar-e-zindagi mein mithaas na hoti,
Agar milti bewafao ko saza mein maut to,
Deewano ki kabrein udaas na hoti........ .
Meri mohabbat ne unhe khushi de di,
Badle mein mujhe khamoshi de di,
Khuda se dua mangi thi marne ki,
Lekin usne bhi kambakht jeene ke liye zindagi de di.

Funny Pathan Jokes Collection

Pathan: Mery dada ny 1965 ki jang mein dushman ki taangain tak kat dee thien..
Dost: Gardnain kyn ni kati?
Pathan: Wo pehly he kati pari thi……..


Dost Pathan Se: Yaar google per kya kar rahe ho?
Pathan: Parrosyo ka bacha gum ho gya hai,
Usse dhoodh raha hoon,


Pathan: Mere bache hun ge to 1 ko karachi aur 1 ko Lahore chor aaunga
Dost:woh Q?
kal TV per beta rahe the k bachon k darmiyan waqfa zarooi hai.


Pathan wife se
Ajj 4 baje ghadon ki race hai,
main waha ja raha hoon,
Wife: Chala to thik se jata nahi hai,
race main kya karo ge

Faraz Poetry Short SMS

Tu kisi aur ke leye hoga samander-e-ishq faraz,
Mmain tu tere sahil se roz pyasa guzar jata hon.
I Love U


Wafa ki aaj bi qadar wohi hai Faraz,
Faqat mit chuke hen toot k chahne wale,


Us ki hansi main chupay dard ko mehsoos tu karo “FARAZ”
Woh tu yunhi hans hans ke khud ko saza dati hai!!!!


Bahaana kion Taarasha Rooth jaane ka FARAZ
Bas itna keh dete k dil Main jaga nai……

Urdu Ghazal Text Messages

Wo apni saari nafratein mujh pay lutata raha…
Mera dil jis ko sada mohabbtain sikhata raha…
Us ki adat ka zara yeh pehlo toh dekho…
Mujh say kiay waday woh kisi aur say nibhata raha…
Kuch khaber nahi woh shaks kaya chata tha…
K taluq toor kar bhi mujh ko aazmata raha …
Tootay huay taaluq main bhi kitni mazbooti hai….
Main Jitna bhulata raha woh utna hi yaad aata raha…


Raat hui jab shaam k baad,
teri yaad ayi har baat ke baad,
humne khamosh rehkar bhi dekha,
teri awaaj ayi har saans ke baad..


Pal pal intazar keya us pal k leya,
Woo pal aaya be tha ek pal k leya,
Ab phir say tamanna hai,
Us pal k leya,
Ke kash ah jayee woo paal ek pal k leya.

Ramzan SMS Message

Hadis-E-NABI(S.A.H.W)
HAMAREY Or Ehl-E-Kitaab K ROZON K Darmiyan Farq Karney Wali Cheez " SAHERI Khana " Hai . . .


AsalamOalaikum Tum EBADAT k Lamhon me Mera 1 kaam krna
.
Har SEHRI se phle
Har NAMAZ k bad
Har IFTAR se phle
Har ROZY k baad
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Sirf
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Apni Dua k kuch alfaaz Mere naam karna...!



Aapko Meri Taraf se
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Chamaktay
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Damaktay
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Rehmat Barsatay
.
Mehkay Mehkay
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Roshan Roshan
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Pur Noor
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Ramzan Mubarak ho.

Zardari Political SMS

A Man Goes For Fishing,&
Catches A Big Fish..
He Comes Home & Asks His Wife To CoOk Da Fish..
Wife says: "How To Cook,
There is No Gas,No Electricity,No Wheat".
Man Goes And Puts The Fish Back in The Water...
Fish Comes Up To The Surface And Shouts:
.
"Geo Zardari"


Kuch saAL pehLe CandLe Light DiNNer Sirf AmeEr Log kEr sAkte thAy,
MagAr Ab poorAy MuLk ki AwAm ko yE SAhuLAt MuyAsSur hy
Farq to pArA hy..
GEO Zardari.


Dolha jahaiz mein Car, AC mangta tha.
.
*2009*
Dolhe ne jahaiz mein Aata, Gas Cylindr or Generator mang lia.
.
farq tu para hai
--PPP Khape--

Funny Joke Messages

GRHAMBLE
Found telephone.
EDISON
Found electric bulb.
MARCONI
Found radio.
COLUMBUS
Found amrica.
.
Tusi bas SMS he parhde jao nalayakooooooo….



Aik Admi Coffee Shop Pr Gaya Aur Coffee Ka Order Diya.
Waiter Order Le kr gaya Aur Door Ja Kr Kuch Ishara Krne Laga.
Thori Der Bad Us ne BiLL La kr Rkh Diya.
.
Admi: Ye Kya..!!! Meri Coffee Kahan hai..???
.
Waiter: Samajhdaar K Liye Ishara Hi Coffee hai..



A Boy ToLd his Friend, “Yar Aik Lrki Mujh ko Hans K Dekh rahi hai”
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Frnd: Sahi se Dekh, Hans k Dekh rahi hai Ya Dekh k Hans Rahi hai..

Ramzan Days Funny SMS

Salam Bhai jan kese ho ?
Aj na msg na mis cal han ...
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Acha acha ramzan agaya hai ap tou qaid hogae ho !!
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sory eid me bt krte hain ok.



Ek Pathan ko kisi ne kaha Aftaari k waqat jo bhi Dua mango qabool hoti hai.
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Pehle Rozay ki Aftaari k waqt Khan Sahab: Ya Allah! Subah Eid ho jaye.




Rozay Daaro
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Hosla Rakho...

Urdu Poetry Messages

Apki berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne,
Pyaar ka harfarz ada kiya hamne,
Mat sochna ki bhula diya aapko,
aaj phira apse pehle aapko yaad kiya humne.


Yaadon ki is bhavar mein ek pal mera ho,
Phulo ki is chaman mein ek gul mera ho,
Khuda kare ki jab aap yaad kare apno ko,
to un apno mein ek naam hamara ho.


Yaadein rukti nahi rok pane se,
Dil rukta nahi kisi k samjhane se,
Ruk jaati hai dhadkan tumhe bhool jane se,
hum tumhe yaad karte hai jine ke bahane se.

Happy Anniversary Text Messages

Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary


I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!


Happy Anniversary
and May
your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!


Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).
Happy Anniversary

Altaf Husain SMS Jokes

Altaf bhai London main EID ki shopping ker ka jany lagy to
Shopkeeper bola: Bhai paisey....?
.
Altaf Bhai Shopkeeper ka kandha daba kar bolay:
.
Pagal tujhse thori longa.



Altaf bhai ek school visit karne gaye....!
ek class main aakar boley:
"Bachon koi sawal pochna hay to pochoo...!"
Pappu hath uper kar kay
"sir mere 3 sawal hain...."
Q.1: Ap pakistan kyun nahi jate...?
Q.2: Kia MQM siyaasi jumat hai...?
Q.3: MQM election kese jeet jaati hai...?
Ess say pahle k Altaf bhai jawab dattay half time ki bell baj gai...
After Half time bubblo khara hoa or kaha:
"sir i have 5 Question "
Q.1: Ap pakistan kyun nahi jat’te...?
Q.2: Kia MQM siyaasi jumat hai?
Q.3: MQM election kese kese jeet hay?
Q.4: Half time ki bell 20 minut pahlay kese baj gaye?
Or akhri sawal.
Q.5 Pappu kahan hai...?
G A. . . . . MQM,



Ek dafaa Altaf Husain Hajj kernay guy
Wahaan shetaan ko pather mar rhay tha ka awaz
aee
.
"BHAI"
Yahaaan anay ki kia zarooraat thee
Mujhajy hi LONDON bolaa lia hota
Agar yaha kisi Pakistani ne dekh lya to??

Ramzan Days Islamic Text Messages

Khana-e-Kaaba Ki Aftaari:
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Khana Kaaba Main Aftari k Liye Bichaye Jany Waly Dastarkhuaan ki length 12 km hoti hai,
Ye Tawaaf ki jaga bichaya jata hai, is par 12 lakh Rozay daar daily iftaar karte hain.
.
Is Aftaari pe daily 10 lakh Saudi Riyal kharcha hota hai.
Aur Dunya ki ye sab se barri aftari 10 Min main samait li jati hai. Aur Farsh dho diya jata hai.
Rozana 50 lakh dates aur 20 lakh Aab-e-Zam Zam ki bottles aftari main istemal hoti hain.
Subhan Allah
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Dua Karen mujhe Aur Aapko bhi Wahan ki Afaari naseeb ho. Aamen.




Hadees-e-Nabwi (S.A.W)
"Sehri Zaroor Khaya karo, Is liye k Is Main Barkat Hai."
(Bukhari / Muslim)



Aaj Aftari Mere Sath Karna.
.
Bas Aatay Waqt 4 Samosay, Fruit Chat, Dahi Barray Aur Ek Barri Wali Coke Yaad se lete aana. ok?
.
Phir na Kehna Tumhain Invite Nahi Kya.



Samosay
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Rooh Afza Ka Jug
.
.l"" l)
l__l
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Bananas
.
) ) ) ) )
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Jalebi
@@@@
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Pakoray

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Ye lijiye apki pehli Aftari,
hamri taraf se.

Munna Bhai Funny Jokes

CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.



MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
.
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai,
aaj din mein kaise bol pada?



Circuit, “Bhai… bole to bachpan
mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.”
.
Munna Bhai, “Aisa kya? To fir
bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
.
Circuit, “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!”

Romantic Hindi Poetry

JAAM se itni NAFRAT na karo
Ke kabhi PEENA parhe to PEE na sako
Kisi se itni MOHABBAT na karo
K kabhi TANHA jeena parhe toh JEE na sako...



Ajeeb Andehra Hai"SAAQI" Teri "MEHFIL" Me...!!!
Kisi Ne "DIL" Bhi Jalaya To "ROSHNI" Na Howi..!!!



Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain,
Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain,
Khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha,
Aur hum hain ki chaand ki aarzu kiya karte hain.

Ramjan SMS Messages

Ramzan ke Maheene main ghar se na niklna aye dost,
Log Roza na torh den Eid ka Chand samjh kar,




Roza 10 Shaban,
2 Hijri ko Farz hua.
.
Roze ki fazilat ka hukam
Sorah Baqrah Ayat 183,184 main hua.
.
Har Cheez k lye Zakat hai
Aur Jisam ki Zakat Roza hai.





Ramzan Dhamaka Offer
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Jab Pata Chalay To Mujhe Bhi Bata Dena.
Shukriya.