Latest SMS Messages in English, Urdu and Hindi. Best 1 line, 2 line and 4 line quotes and sayings for mobile Text Messages.
Latest SMS Text Messages including Funny SMS, Hindi SMS, Muharram SMS, Good Night Messages, Good Morning Wishes, Friendship SMS, Urdu Poetry, Inspirational Love Quotes, Naughty SMS for send to your Friends and family.

English Funny Jokes

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.


Dream makes al things possible,
Hope makes al things work,
luv makes al thigs beutifl,
smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!


Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!

Pakistan Independence Day SMS

Sarkit muna bhai se ;

" Bhai ye pakistani log 14 AUG pe jashan kiyon manatey hain?"

Muna bhai !
" Boley to QAID-E-AZAM ne apun k baapu ki waat jo lagai thi"




Independence a Precious gift of God.
May We Always Remain Independent Ameen.

A Very Happy Independence Day To You.




I am in love,
I am passionate about him,
I loving every moment of it
and
why not its her Birth Day.
Its apna Pakistan.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

Punjabi Text Messages

Kudiya wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,
Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni te kutne ohde Veer!!!



Dunia badal jandi a nazare badal jande ne,
ithho tak k haneria raata de sitare badal jande ne.
TUHADA koi kasoor ni yaaro,
door reh k ta sare badal jande ne



Tu$i door gae INTEZAR kita
Tu$i Ru$ gae RAZI kita Tu$i Yaad aai Mi$ kita
Jab Mi$ kita $m$ kita.
IK Gal Da$o $ub kuj main kita TU$I ki kita…..

Azadi Mubarak SMS

Saare Jaha se Pyara Pakistan hamara,
Ham pasban hain iss ke, ye Pasban hamara,
--Happy Independence day--


Punjab ki Pehchan Hoo tum,
Balochistan ki Jaan hoo tum,
Sarhad ka Armaan ho tum,
Sindh ki Shaan hoo tum,
aur Pakistan ka Naam ho tum
*Happy Independance Day*


Other might have forgotten,
But never can i,
The Flag of my country
Furls very high,
Happy Independence day

Good Luck Messages

Bhegay mosam ki khushbu hawaoo may ho
Apkay sath ka ehsaas in fizao may ho
Yuhi sda rahay apkay Honto pay Muskurahat
Itna asar meri duao may ho......
Good Luck


Every bad situation will have sum thing positive...
Even a stopped Clock iz correct twice a day...
Think of dis and lead ur life....Good LUCK....


A sweeter smile,
A brighter day,
Hope everything turns out better 4 u 2morrow.
May ALLAH be with you always.
Good Luck

Happy Independence Day SMS

Today we are miles apart
but I wanna reach across da miles
and say i⭠thinking of you
in a very special way..
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.


Khoon e Dil de K Nekhareen Ge Rukh Barg e Gulab
Hum Ne Gulshan kay Tahafaz ke Qasam Khai Hay
Happy Independence Day.


They Join hands in Hands,
Brave Pakistanis all!
By uniting v stand,
by dividing v fall,
Jashne Azadi Mubarak.
Allah Bless our country.


Ye Watan tumharaa hai,
Tum ho pasban is ky,
Ye chman tumhara hy,
Tum ho neghban is ky,
*happy independence day*

Funny Pathan Jokes

Ek Pathan ko air force se nikal dya gya
Reason:wo zid kr rha tha k main ne 14
august pe silencer utaar k jahaz urana hai.


Aik pathan apnay shoulder pe tuta betha k ja rha tha
Paas aik banday ne pucha ye kon sa janwar ha?
Tota bola PATHAN.


Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell
Baja kar bhaag jata tha
Ek din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat hai?
Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai..

Islamic Religious SMS

What is QURAN ?ALLAH ki kitab jo poori dunya ki sardar.
Kitab ko Lane WaleJIBRAIL(ALEH SALAM)jo Farishton ke Sardar.
Jis per Utra Wo NABIYON kay Sardar.SALLALLAH-O-ALEHE WASALLAM.
Jis Ummat per Utra Wo Ummaton ki Sardar.
Jis Sheher main Utra Wo SHEHRON ka Sardar.
Jis Maheene main Utra Wo Maheeno ka Sardar RAMZANOr
Jiss Raat Mukammal hua wo Raton ki sardar SHAB-e-QADAR
Yahi Hamari aur pori Muslim e Umah ki Wirasat Hai....



"I LOVE U"
ALLAH ko kaho
"I MISS U"
NAMAZ ko kaho!
"I BELIEVE U"
QURAN ko kaho
"I TRUST U"
RASOOL(SAW) ko kaho
Aur
"I HATE U"
GUNAHO ko kaho



Yeh na dekho ka gunah chota hai yeh bara,
ye dekho ke gunah se mana kerne wali zaat kitni bari hai! (Hazrat Abubaker)
Gunah kisi na kisi surat dil ko beqarar rakhta hai.(Hazrat Usman)
Sub se bara gunah wo hai jo kerne waley ki nazer me chota ho.(Hazrat A...

Ghazal Poetry Collection

na jaane kab wo palat aayen dar khula rakhana,
gaye huwon ke liye dil mein kuch jagah rakhana,

hazaar talk hon yaaden magar wo jab bhi milen,
zubaan pe achchhe dinon ka hi zaayaka rakhana,

na ho ke kurb hi phir marg-e-rabt ban jaaye,
mile agar to zara usase faasala rakhana,

utaar phaink de kush-fahamiyon ke saare gilaaf,
jo shaks bhool gaya usako yaad kya rakhana ,





dard jab teri ata hai to gila kisase karein,
hijr jab tuune diya ho to mila kisase karein,

aks bikhara hai tera tuut ke aayine ke saath,
ho gayi zakm nazar aks chuna kisase karein,

main safar mein huun mere saath judaayi teri,
hamasafar gam hain to phir kisako juda kisase karein,

khil uthe gul ya khule dast-e-hinaayi tere,
har taraf tuu hai to phir tera pata kisase karein,

tere lab teri nigaahein tere aariz teri zulf,
itane zinda hain to is dil ko riha kisase karein ,




Lo aaj phir rone laga hai asman ban ke barish,
Shayed aaj uss ko phir ehsas hoa hai meri tanhaion ka,




Huwi Hum Se Ye Nadani,
Kay Teri Mehfil Mein Aah Bethay.
Ho Kay Zameen Ki Khakh,
Aasman Se Dil Laga Bethay

Punjabi Sad Poetry

Aakhiya De Kolo Sada Reh Sajna,
Assi Lakh Var Tak Ke Vi Nahi Rajna.
Mukhra Na Mori Sada Zor Koi Na,
Kade Chhad Ke Na Javi Sada Hor Koi Na.



Oh nadi nai c athru c mere
jiste oh kishti chalaunde rahe
manjil mile ohna nu aeh hi chahat c sadi
aise lai tan asi athru vahaunde rahe. .



Naam sada vi ohna de vich likh lao jehre mitra hatho tabah ho gaye
peengh jhootde rahe asi laareya di sajan gairan de nal viah ho gaye
pata leya na agg laun waleya ne,haale dhukhde ne ya k suvah ho gaye
DEBI chandreya tainu na khabar hoyi tere raahan ch baithe asi raah ho gaye.

Funny Pathan Joke Messages

Policeman: Tum ne faqeer ko Q mara?
Pathan: Hum ne ise baar bola tha ke hum aisa waisa aadmi nahi hai,
Phir bhi ye bolta hai
“Aik baar de dey baba, phir nahi aaonga..”


1 pthan ne molvi se kch pucha molvi ne
2 thapar laga diya 1 admi ne pthan se pucha
tmne kya bola molvi ko?
Pthan:ma ne srf pucha k valentine day ki
nmaz kab ho ge


Aik pathan ki biwi mar gayi,
Pathan chup tha magar uski biwi ka lover bohot ziyada ro raha tha.
Pathan ne us se kaha: O yara tum ro mat,
“Hum dobara shaadi kare ga..”

Funny Asif Zardari SMS

Pyare Bacho Jis tarha
Gheebat Amal ko kha jati hai,
Neki badi ko kha jati hai,
Gussa Aqal ko kha jata Hai,
Or Jhoot Rizq ko,
Usi tarah
.
Zardari Pakistan ko kha jayega,



Zalaalat aur Gadari ka nishaan sirf Musharraf he nahi
Suna hai es zamanaey mai koi Zardari b hai ..



Aaya Nhi Jail Se Laya Gya Hon Main
Bmw Case Mein Phasaya Gya Hon Main
Main tou Chaprasi Ki Nokri K Kabil B Nhi
Na Jane Phir Bhi Kyun Sadar Banaya Gya Hon



SMS Walon Se Hua Is Qadar Naraaz,
Ye Duniya Hi Chor Kar ChaL Diya Faraaz,

Bohot Ho Gayi Ab Faraaz Faraaz Faraaz,
Nikaalo ZARDARI Pe Ab Apne Dil Ki Bharaas!!!

Shahid Afridi Funny SMS

Suna Hai Shahid Afridi Has No Girlfriend
.
Why??
.
Kyu Ki Wo Roz 2 Litre Doodh Pi Jata Hai..
.
Ab Kaun Si Ladki Itna Risk Legi..!!??...



Bush to Obama: Main ne tum se kaha ta k ye Pathan Dashatghard Hain.
Obama: Kyun?
Bush: Deka nahi k teen pathano ne Gharib Sri lanka team se world cup cheen liya.



Sardarni: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi,
tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila do.
Next day sardar ji SHAHID AFRIDI ko le aaye.

Funny Sardar Jokes

Police wala: Main ne tumhen hath dya tha, To tum rukey kyu nahi?
Sardar Driver: O G main samja k aap mujhe Salam kar rahe ho.



Sardar: Mene kal easy load waly ko bewakoof banaya!
Major Rohail: Woh kese?
Sardar: Hum ne usko 100 Rupey dya or number galat likhwa diya…



Sardar Ne Apni Pregnant Wife Ko $m$ Kia
“KESi HO”
Thori Dair Baad Sardar Khushi Se Naachne
Laga…
Kiun K Mobile Par Report Aai:
“DELIVERED”

Funny Asif Zardari Poetry

Award for the Best baghaiart of the year
.
and the
Nominies are
1- bush from usa (humanity killer)
2- karzayi from Afghanistan (nation killer)
3- musharraf from Pakistan (nation killer)
4- manmohan singh from india (kashmiri peoples killer)
.
but awaaard goes to asif ali zardaaari for his extra ordinary contribution


Hr chaal se tu bhutto k naray lagwa le
kya kabhi is se koi baat bana krti hai
Baat to kirdar ki hoti he "zardari"
Warna HAJJ to "nargis" bhi kiya krti hai..



Qaum Ne Chuna Hai Ek Saddar Zardari,
Is Ki Hai Bohot Bari Zimadarii,
Par Tum Na Rakhna Is Se Koi Tawaqo'h,
Q K Is Ko Hai logon Ko Lootney Ki Beemari.

Punjabi Poetry Collection

Eh Kaise Athru Akhian De,
Ajj Yaad Ohdi Wich Girde Ne,
Lakh Koshish Kiti Rokan Di,
Eh Baagi Hoye Firde Ne....



Yaar de bharam ne rehgaye yaaran vich,
Kai vaari main khabar padhi akhbaran vich,
Shaklon sohne andron niyatan buriyan ne,
Munh te haase baglan de vich chhuriyan ne,
Maar ke sutt gaye yaar nu yaar bazaran vich,
Kai vaari main khabar padhi akhbaran vich,
Yaar de bharam ne rehgaye yaaran vich,
Kai vaari main khabar padhi akhbaran vich



akhan yaar de nashe vich hon dubiyan,
te bina pite hi aaj sarur hove ,
akhan kholan te hove didar tera ,
akhan meechan te tera hi noor hove..

Mirza Galib Gazhal Poetry

aa ke meri jaan mein qaraar nahin hai
taaqat-e-bedaad-e-intazaar nahin hai

dete hain jannat hayaat-e-dahar ke badale
nashshaa baa_andaazaa-e-khumaar nahin hai

giriyaa nikaale hai teri bazm se mujh ko
haaye! ki rone pe ikhtiyaar nahin hai

ham se abas hai gumaan-e-ranjish-e-khaatir
khaak mein ushshaq ke gubaar nahin hai

dil se uthaa lutf-e-jalvaa haye ma_ani
gair-e-gul aaiinaa-e-bahaar nahin hai

qatl kaa mere kiyaa hai ahad to baare
vaaye! agar ahad ustavaar nahin hai

tu ne qasam maikashi ki khaai hai ‘Ghalib’
teri qasam ka kuchh aitabaar nahin hai

Good Luck Messages

In our life happiness is more important than smile,
Because smile comes from lips
But happiness comes from the heart
so
BE HAPPY FOREVER.



DIN HO
Ya
RAAT HO
ALLAH AP ki Zindagi ko
har pal KHUSHIYON aur REHMATON se bhar de.
Ameen



Never say u r happy when u r sad..
Never say u r fine when u r not ok..
Never say u feel good when u feel bad,.
Never say u r alone when i m still live...
{dedicated to my friend}
good luck and best wishes for ever.

Islamic Golden Words

" SUBHANALLAH "
" SUBHANALLAH "
" SUBHANALLAH "
Agar delete karne se pehle sirf 3 bar b frwrd kar den gay tu apke nam k kitne darakht jannat me lag jayen gay.



Best Thing to do in your spare time, keep it always in your tongue
" LA ILAHA ILLALLAH, MOHAMMADUR RASULULLAH "sallallaho alaihe wasallam".....



Logo ko haq se pehchano'Haq ko logon se nhi (HAZRAT ABUBAKAR R.A.)
Tum jis se nafrat krte ho us se hoshiyar rho (HAZRAT UMER R.A.)
Asi bat na kaho jo mukhatib ki samajh se bahir ho (HAZRAT USMAN R.A.)
Fursat k oqat ko galat mat jano ye asey badil hai jo ja kr phir nhi aate (HAZRAT ALI R.A.)

Friendship SMS Messages

"Hoti nahi dosti kabhi chehre se"
"Dosti to dil se ki jati hay"
"Soorat unki khud hi pyari lagti hay"
"Kadar jinki dil se ki jati hai.


Yaad na karoge to SATAYENGE...
ruthoge to
MANAYENGE...
roo ge to
HANSAYENGE..
"DOST"hain hum,
"WAPDA WALAY"nahi jo
"GARMIYON" main sath chor jaenge.


Kya kahen k kuch kaha nahi jata
Dard Meetha Hai Par Saha Nahi Jata
Dosti Ho Gayi Hai is Qadar Ap Se
k Bina yad kiye raha nhi jata.

Funny Pathan Jokes

Phatan khudkushi kr rha tha
Dost:
Ye kya kr rhe ho?
Phatan:
Mera BV larke k sath bhag gya
Me us larke k bena zinda
Nhi reh skta



Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chor¡ K¡,Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha L¡.
Malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao
Pathan: Khocha Hm Tum Ko Kia Kafir Nazar Ata he.



Pathan to shopkeeper:
Easy Load hai?
Shopkeeper: Jee haan janab.
Pathan: 10 ka naswar Load karo..

Asif Zardari SMS Poetry

Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho zardaari
Thand mein kapkapaye se lagte ho zardari
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat teri
Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho zardaari



Zardaari America aana jaana chor do.....
chupke chupke bando ko marwaana chor do...
buhat pito gay logo se tum..
KURsi per beth kar galat sochna chor do..



Jama poonji khatam
tamam dhanday khatam
Biwi ka bharam khatam
Laikin
Awam ki kasam
Choosay jaengay tumhare khoon ko
Jab tak hai dam main dam
aata chawal daal, patrol sab hasiat say bahar
Ab bijli bhi deti hai altimatom
Jeenay Do Asif Bhutto Zardari
Warna kat khaegi ye qaum tumhain yakdam

Urdu Ghazal Poetry

Na thi jisko humarey pyar ki kadar.
ittefak se usi ko chah rahey they hum.
usi deeye ney jalaya hamarey hathon ko,
jisko hawa sey bacha rahey they hum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



teri har ada mujhko deewana banati hai,
tera har lawaj mujhko khushi se jeena sikhata hai
ab kaise bataye us naaadan haseena ko hum,
uske na hoone ka ehsaash mujhe din bhar rulata hai



Ummedion ke sahare jiye jaa rahein hai.
tera naam HOTHON pe liye jaa rahein hai.
ek woh hai jo anne ka naam nahi lete,
ek hum HAI ki intezaar kiye jaa rahein hai

Funny Sardar Jokes

Sardar’s Friend: What is call girl?
Sarar: Khocha jab ap kisi ko call karta hai, Tab ek larki call per bolti hai k aap ka blnce na kafi hai, us ko call girl bolte hain.


Aik sardar Europe gaya wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di..
Sardar ko English nai aati thi..
Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.
Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..
Wife: Wah sardar jee tusi te great o.
Sardar: O A tey kuch vi nai Hale te may Thirsty Crow nai sunai..


Insaan : ooy tere chote bhai ki mochain hain aur teri nahin.
Sardar: is main kya bari bat hai,
wo abbu pe gaya hai aur main ammi pe.

Ghazal SMS Messages

Dekho Meri Aankhon Me Khawaab Kiske Hai,
Dekho Mere Dil Me Toffan Kiske Hai,
Tum Kehte Ho Mere Dil Ke Raste Se Koi Nahi Gujra,
To Fir Yeh Pairon Ke Nishan Kiske Hai..



mila hai sab kuch to faryaad kya karein,
dil hai pareshan to jazbaat kya karein,
tum kehte ho tumhe yaad nahi karte,
bhoole nahi jise usay yaad kya karein



Hamari Dosti Ko Na Dil Se Kabhi Juda Karna,
Zindgi me Na Kabhi Ye Guna Karna,
Kuch Pal Chahe Beet Jaye, Tumse Baat Kiye Bina,
Kahin Zindgi Na Beet Jaye Dua Karna.

Funny SMS Jokes

BOY 2 girl: Tu hi to Jannat meri,
Tu hi mera junon or kuach na janu me,
Bas itna hi janu,
Tujme RAB dikhta hai YARA me kya kru.
.
Girl: Mattha tek or Dafaa ho.



1 Bacha ek ghar ki bell bajane ki koshish kr raha tha:
1 Baba G ne dekha to us k pas ja k Bell beja di or pocha beta or koi kam ho to btao.
Bacha: Baba nass hun.



TEACHER :Name the animal which live in water & land
STUDENT :Simple 'Frog'
TEACHER :Now name such 4 animal
STUDENT :Simple "Frog's mother,Frog's father,Frog's sister

Pathan Jokes Collection

Pathan: R u male or female?
Khusra: Both
Pathan: How’s that possible..do u hv sex with male or female?
Khusra: Jo b mil jae male ya female
Pathan: Oy! maar tali tu to mere tra Phatan he hy



Girl:
Mera abbu tume both psand
Krte hy
Phatan:
Shrmate hove
“Pr hum shadi tum se
he kre ga”



Phatan train me su su kr k aya
BV:
Ap ka pyjama geela kyu hy?
Phatan:
Toilet mein likha hy
“Jisam ka koe b hesa bahir na nekale”

Pathan Funny Jokes

2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.
First pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli,
Warna.
Agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati.


Pathan: Dr. mujhe raat ko sapne me bandr cricket khelte dikhai dete hain
Dr: yeh dawa aaj se kha lena
Pathan: kal se kha lun
Dr: kyun?
Pathan: aaj final hai


Pathan shop pe ja k: aik kilo bhains ka dudh de do.
Shop keeper: tmhra brtan chota hai.
Pathan: acha bakri ka de do..

Sad Poetry Messages

Kissi K Waday Par Zindgi Tabah Kar Bathy,
Diwangi Mein Ye Kaysa Gunnah Kar Bathy,
Ek KhudGarz Chand K Dedar k Leyay,
Apni Hasein Raton ko FANNA kar Bathy,



kitna ajeeb apni zindagi ka safar nikla,
saray jahan ka dard apna muqaddar nikla,
jis k naam apni zindagi ka her lamha ker diya,
afsos wo hee hamari chahat say bekhabar nikla,

Punjabi SMS Poetry Collection

Sun ni Kuriye
Rangan Diye Puriye
Mein Tur Jawan ga
Mur ke nai aawan ga
Feer Pachtaen gi
Has ke Bulaen gi
Feer vi nai aawan ga
Uchay Aasman da
Taara ban jawan ga
Door Door Rawan ga
Te Tenu Tarfawan ga
(Preet)



Ithey Kinnu Maan
Wafawa'n Da
Te Kinnu Naaz Adawan
Da
Asi Peeley Pattey
Darakhta'n De
Sanu Rehnda Kahuf
Hawawa'n Da ..
~ Waris Shah ~



Sade yaadan wale moti kite dul ta ni gaye,
Sade pyar de sunehe kite rul ta ni gaye. .
Rat sochan wich gai chal Puchhange swere,
sade yaar sanu kite bhul te ni gae..

Bush Funny Joke

yeh kaisee hai hawa chali k manzil lagti door hai,
kapdey, makaan kee baat naa poochoo roti b ab to door hai,

"kaun kheil raha hai kheil sarey" kaun yahan bai noor hai,
Lao inqlab Pakistanio k yahan yehi behtar dastoor hai



Jab Koi Aam Insan Marta Hai Tu Auski Kabar Par Likha Hota Hai
" Akhri Aram Gah "
Jab Bush Maray Ga Tu Auski Kabar Pe Likha Hoo Ga
" AKhri Haram Da "




Latest News On GeO. . .

"Mushta'el Afraad Ne Karachi Main . . .

Samandar Main Aag Laga Di "

GeO Ab Lambi Lambi Chorh Kr GeO .

Nawaz Sharif Zardari Jokes

Nawaz sharif Agr DON Hote To Kahte,
Hamare Sir Pr Baal Aane Ka IntZar to 11,
Dukanon k Hajam Kar Rahe Hain Lekn Takle,
Per Baal Aana Mushkil Hi Nahi NaMumkin he,


Ik he saf main khare ho gye zardari aur altaf,
Na koi musharaf raha, na mian nawaz,



Hitler Bhi Sharmata Hay,
Hitler Bhi Sharmata Hay,
Jab Naam zardari Ka Atta Hay...

Genay Do zardari

Dirty Jokes Collection

Nurse:"Sir 22 no bed waley patient ka 4 dafa BP check kiya,
hr dafa barh jata hai
Doctor:"Ab check kro to apni Shirt k uper k 3 button bnd kr lena.


SHOHAR suhag rat k baad apni B'V se: jaan raat ko kuch maza aya?
B'V =aap ko aaya?
SHOHAR= bohat!
BV= dekh lain aaj tak kisi ko shikayat ka moqa nahi dia.


Aadmi Apni Biwi Se:
Begam Dekho Aaj Main Tumhare Liye Kelay, Kheeray,
Gaajar Aur Mooli Le Kr Aaya Hoon...
Biwi: Kyun, Aap Kahin jaarhay hain kya?

Sonia Gandhi Funny Jokes

Rahul Gandhi: Mom apki vajah se meri shadi nahi ho rahi
Sonia Gandhi: Kyon?
Rahul: Har taraf likha hai Sonia ko Bahumat do




Sonia Gandhi sabzi walay se:
ye kiya hai?
Sabzi wala: ye moli hai
Sonia Gandhi: laikin meray liye to mamoooli hai

Romantic Poetry Text Messages

Gaya wo waqt jab mujhe uss say
Wafaao’n ki Tamanna thi..
Ab to IMDAD wo “SANAM” bhi ban jaye to
Main Sajda na karoo’n..!!


Kyon kisi se itna piyar ho jaata hai,
Ek din ka intizar bhi dushwar ho jaata hai,?
Lagne lagte hain apne bhi paraey,
Aur ek Ajnabi per aitbaar ho jata hai..!


Wo Karte Hen Baat mohbt Ki,
Pr mohbt K Dard Ka Unhe Ehsas Nhi,
Mohbt Wo Chand Hy Jo
Dikhta Hy SbKo,
Pr Usy Pana Sb K Bs Ki baat Nhi.

Funny Zardari Jokes

Scratch & Win
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lllardari
"Zardari"
Mubarik Ho apka KUTTA Nikla Hy.



40% = Rs. 37.29 Litr and we r paying 64.90 Rupees Per Litr that means we r paying 27-28 Rupees per litr to this futile Govt. Spread this for public awareness



Presidnt zardari HAJ krne gaye jb wo shetaan ko pathr marne lge to awaz aai,
GURU.
Ap se ye umeed nahi thi!!!!!!


Lo G ek baar phir
Petrol mehnga krne par.
.
Naara masom awam ka
Zardari hai haram ka
Zardari hai haram ka.

Indian Political Jokes Messages, Manmohan Singh Funny SMS

Santa: Ajj hamara desh SMS per chal raha hai..
Banta: Wo kaise?
Santa: SMS bole to
Sardar Manmohan Singh
(PM)



Manmohan Singh ke agle election ke Vaade..
1. Sardaron ke upar jokes bandh.
2. Singh is King national song hoga..



Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM

Funny Sardar Jokes

Man:
Tere pass mobile hy to phir tu ne
Muje Letter kyu post kya?
.
Sardar:
Oy! Me ne tere mobile pr CALL
Ke thi par awaz aaei
“Plz try Letter”



1 sikh ke b.v hospital mei thi.Sikh ne nurse se keha k
“agr lrka hua tu keha Pass”
aur
“agr Lrki hue tu kehna fail”
Sikh ka bcha peda hote he mr gya
tu nurse boli “srdar g supply I hy”


Doctor
“App k bachy ki taang katni pre ge”
Sardar
“Pehle btana tha mein bache ke new shoes na leta”

Funny Dirty Jokes Collection

Suhagraat ko Hakle ne kha:Aa aa Aao na jaan Chu Chu chu chu chu..
Wife panty utarkar boli:Ab Chusle Chumle Ya Cho_dle per chu chu mat kar.


preeto: tere pati roz time pe kaise aatey hain?
jeeto: meine unse 1 baat clear kar di hai,
sex raat ko 9 bajy hoga,
chahey aap ho ya nahi.


Husband on suhaagrat-Teri aankho mein doob jaaun, Teri zulfon mein kho jaaun, Tere jhumko pe jhool jaaun..
Wife- Neech bhi jao ge, ya kisi aur ko bulaon

Funny Load Shedding SMS

Kuch log Dozakh main barray aaram se soye parray thy.
Ek Farishtay ne dusray se pucha,
Ye itnay aaram se kese soye parray hain?
Dosray ne kaha: Ye Pakistan aur india se aaye hain, Garmi aur Load Shedding k Aadi hain.




Bijli Gai
1 Baj Gaya
Bijli Ayi
2 Baj Gaye

Phir Gai
3 Baj Gaye
phir ayi
4 Baj Gaye

Phir gai 5 baj Gay
Phir ayi
6 Baj Gaye
THIS TIME CHECK IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY WAPDA






Kuch tu apne muqaddar mei andhere he thai Faraz
.
.
Kuch Wapda walo ne apni behn ka Rishta de dyaa.

Funny Punjabi Jokes

Doctor says- sardarni is not pragenent,
it was just gas problem.
sardar says: hey rabba mainu tu lun ditta hai ya hawa bharan da pump ?


Santa goes for interview...
Lady-what is ur name Santa-Santa Singh
Lady-sex Santa-kar lyi da
Lady-i mean male or female
Santa-jehda marzi aa je chak dayi da bas


amali was smoking in a bus:
Ek Aurat: tenudikhda ni, Bus ch likhea "No Smoking"
Kujh Dair bad oh aurat apne bache nu dudh plian lagi.
Mauka dekh k amali boleys
tenu dikhda ni bus ch likea k
"sareer de koi andd bahar na kado"

Load Shedding Jokes

Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki.
Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?
Amma: Mai mannat mani si k mera ghar bn giya
tay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon gi.
Es lai tawanon roti khawai
Police officer hans K bola: Amma aina takaluf Q'n kita
1 Wapda wala sadd laina C.




Jab light jaati hai tab sub ki khul jati hai
.
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.
.
Aankh Garmi se.




Kuch log Dozakh main barray aaram se soye parray thy.
Ek Farishtay ne dusray se pucha,
Ye itnay aaram se kese soye parray hain?
Dosray ne kaha: Ye Pakistan aur india se aaye hain, Garmi aur Load Shedding k Aadi hain.

Wapda Jokes Messages

Garmi ur loadshading se bachne ka tareqa
.
.
Pta chle to muje b bta dena
Qasam see bohat garmi hy



Wapda light controler:
"Niyyt kerta hun ma 2
ghante light le jane ki
Wasty apni hakomat k
Zulum gareb awam per
Hath mera switch ki taraf
La fir gai Oo...



Plz pura parhen ignore mat karen Yeh sms 10 logo ko send karen
ap sukon mahsos karen gy or
ap k dil ko Tasali miley gi .

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.
.

"Lanat hai K.E.S.C pe!"

Load Shedding SMS

Meethi Meethi yadoon ko palkoon mai saja laina,
Sath guzre lamho ko Dil mai basa laina,
Mai washroom mai baitha hoon “FARAZ”...
Bijli ajay to MOTOR yad se chala daina.


Public Service Msg

Agr aap k kisi aorat se Najaiz ta-alluqat hain aor us main se koi Bacha Paida ho jata hy to aap us ko kisi koory k dhair Pe na Phainkain .

Balky usy Paal Pos kar Taleem Dilwaien aor . . . !

“Wapda Main Bharti Karwaien”



Mujhe halka halka bukhar hy
Jo mere sar pe sawar hy
Kyon k kaam hy na kaaj hy

Ye wapda walo ka kamal hy
Har banda behaal hy
Aap sunae aapka
kya hal hy?

Islamic Text Messages

“APNE RAB KI REHMAT SE MAYUS NA HO YE PARESHANIA WAQTI HAIN KAMYABI USKA WADA HAI NA HOSLA HARO NA GHAM KARO TUM HI KAMYAB RAHOGAY AGAR TUM MOMIN HO.”
( AL-IMRAN 139)


KYA AAP JANTY HAIN?
KAABATULLAH SHARIF K 4 SIDES K NAAM…
1. RUKHN-E-YAMAANI
2. RUKHN-E-IRAAQI
3. RUKHN-E-SHAAMI
4. RUKHN-E-ASWAD


Hadees:
“JO SHAKHS KISI KI BHLAI AOR FAYDY K LYE
QADAM UTHAI TOU “ALLAH OSE APNI RAH MIEN JAHAD KARNE KA SAWAB DE GA.”
( MAKA SHFA TUL QULUB 445 )

Puzzle Text Messages

I + opp of W + starting of ICE +
twice of the letter befpor T +3/4th to x +
15th letter + 1/2 of O.
Answer: I Miss U


Letter after F + Half of 8 + shadow of q +
opposite of d+ Letter before M +
Middle of SEA + 2 into 19th letter +
end of YOU
Answer: GOD BLESS U


Im a 7 letter CITY
234 is a bird
61 is cool
1274 is a part of the face
4713 is a way of saying good
Answer: CHENNAI

Lahori Punjabi Text Message

Jinny LAHORE ni vikhya o jamiya e ni

Jinny KARACHI ni vikhya o maryea e ni

Jinny MuLTAN ni vikhya o sarya e nai

Jinny TENU nai

Vikhya

"o darya e nae"!


Dilla chad de tu v khyaal ohda,
tere nall te kitti uhne gall v
nahin.Vaada kar k jehra nahi aaya,
aana jhaliya ohne kal v
nahin.Uhna todd nibhani ki
yaari,jehre kol khalonde pal v nahin.


Savere jaldi uth k,Naha k,Saf jy kapde pa k,Masjid ja

,ALLAH agge sajjday pay k,Akhan band kar k,

Sache Dil nal puch,

"MOLA jadon tu aqal vandi,

main kithe c?"

Zardari SMS Collection

Zardari Kisi Waqt B Khud Kushi Kar Sakta Hai!
Q K Us Ne Khud Kaha Hai K
Jin Hatho Ne Benazir Ko Mara Hai,
Wo Hath Muje B Mar Sakte Hein...


Haqeqt thi par khawub nikla
Dur tha par pass nikla
Mein es Baat ko kia kahoon
ye zardari tou musharaf ka bhi baap nikla


Tarzan janvron ko un ki zaat bta rha tha
Sher: khan
Cheeta:bhati
Hathi:but
Zebra:mochi
Kuta:zardari
Kuta tarap k bola"tera bap hoga zardari,mn kutta hi theek ho

Anniversary Day Messages

Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!


I’m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it’s true,
On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,
Happy Anniversary Lover!


On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love

Romantic Bengali SMS Messages

Hridoy khula shopa dilam turi chorona,
Hridoy khula shopa dilam turi chorona,
Eccha hole aagla rakhis hridoy gohina
Aoniccha ta chura falis kuno ek dustbina!!


Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore,
Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore,
Kao Abar 3/4 Gontao Kore,
Kao Kao to Sara Rat Doray Kore....Ki ?...Ki Abar ....
MOBILE CHARGE!!


Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela,
Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela,()
Ak Chad ka ghira e jano tader joto khela,
Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat,
Amar kacha tui ja Bondo..Oi Akaser e Chad!!

Marriage SMS Messages

Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”

After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”


What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..


Shadi kernay aur mobile
kharidnay k baad aik hi baat
ka afsos hota hay kaash
thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata.:

Ableas ki Majlis e shoora by Allama Iqbal

Ye anasir ka purana khail, ye duny e doon
Sakine arsh azam ki tamanao ka khoon

Iss ki barbadi pe ajj amada ha wo karsaaz
Jiss ne is ka naam rakha tha jahan ka fanoos,

Main ne dikhlaya faranki ko malookiat ka khawab
Main ne tora masjid o kaleesa ka fasoon,

Main ne nadaron ko sikhlaya sabik takdeer ka,
main ne mungim ko dya sarmayadari ka janoo

Kon kar sakta hai, is ki atish soozan ko sard
Jiss ke hangamo main ho ablees ka sooson

Jiss ki shakhain hon hamari abyari se buland
kon kar sakta hai, iss nakhal e kohn ko sarnikgoon

Santa Jokes Collection

Santa: kal jo shampoo liya tha, uska free gift do.
Shopkeeper: us pe koi free gift nahi tha.
Santa: pagal samajhta hai, uspe likha tha dandruff free.


Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?

Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!


Santa"s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich,
main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich,
fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda,
main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.

Birthday SMS Collection

Happy birthday!! May all ur dreams and wishes cum true!!
enjoy ur day .......


A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY
MAMMA... START UR DAY WITH HER ...
SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS.
MANY HAPPY RETURNS... MY DEAR


Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes


I send to you warm wishes,
That your happiness will be As wonderful as the happiness,
You have always given me.
Wish you Happy Birthday

Dirty Funny Jokes

Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.


Pehle usne chunni utaari Phir Kameez phir undershirt or phir bra utara aur
aakhir main .. salvaar bhi utar di.
Phir?
Phir kiya kaproon wali taar khaali ho gayi...


Girl to Doctor: My mobile got stuck in my vagina since last 4 days in
vibration mode.
Doctor: OK, I will remove this easily.
Girl: Just recharge the battery.

Naughty Urdu SMS Messages

aaj pink panther ki barsi hai,
us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen ,
main ne apna farz poora kar diay ,
ab ap ki bari hay


Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?
Banta: Pata nahin yaar,
meri photo neeche gir gayee thi,
maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.


Yar tusi sadi jan ho....
Punjabi ho ya pathan ho..
Coke ho ya shezan ho..
Tussi jo bhi ho sachi saddi jan ho

Dream Text Messages

Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow--
You are not wrong who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream."


When you find a dream inside your heart,
don"t let it go. for dreams are the tiny seeds from which beautiful Tomorrow Grows.


y do we close our eyes wen we dream ?
dts bcoz d most butiful things n lyf r un seen..
so ask me ..
y cnt i see u ryt nw ? ü

Decent Text SMS

SAB HE KO SAB KUCH NAHIN MILTA
SAMUNDAR KI HAR LEHAR KO SAHIL NAHIN MILTA
YEH DIL WALOON KI DUNYA HEY DOST
KISI KO DIL NAHIN MILTA.
TO KOI DIL SE NAHI MILTA


Us ke ankhon ma koe dukh basa ha shayed
ya mjhe khud he veham hua ha shayed
main na pucha k bhool gay ho mjh ko
poanch kar ankhein mjhey us na kaha
SHAYED?


Your smile is like UFONE--> Its all about U.
Your voice is like ZONG--> Say it all.
Your love is like TELENNOR--> Expect More.
But our relation is like WARID--> We Care.

Islamic Text Messages Collection

Juma K Roz 07 Martaba Darood Pak Parhne
Waly Ki 100 Hajatein Pori Hoti Hain
30 Dunya Ki,70 Akhirat Ki.


Oron Se Manga Kuch Na Milla Zillat Milli,
ALLAH Se Manga Sab Kuch Milla Izzat Milli,
Ay Banday Maang Usi Se Jo Deta Hai Khushi Se,
Aor Phir Kehta Nahi Kisi Se..


Hadees:

"Jab tum apne bister par jao tou surah fateha aor surah ikhlas ko par lya karo.. Moat k ilawa har cheez se be-khauf ho jao gay."

ASCII SMS Collection

Ye "Bhai" Ka SMS hai Bhidu,
Reply mile tu Tali Bhidu,
Ignore Mile tu Gali Bhidu,
Latest Hua tu Bole JHAKASH,
Porane Hua Tu, SATYANASH

YE Shahid Ka SMS Hai Bhidu.....



Lo Ji Hum Uth Gaye

~"~
("!")
>-(^)-<
| |
^ ^

Good Morning




;****;
o( @..@ )o
"(---)"
Paichan kaun?

Bandar bi nai,

Monkey bhi nai,

Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.

Student Exams Message

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna


33 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu.
Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks.
Student k sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks.
Failure ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks!


papers ki roti notes ka achar
tubelite k kirne questions ki bahar
teachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar
so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar

Funny Jokes Collection

wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.
JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye
(kitab pesh ki gaye)
judge ne saffa khola to us mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay..
JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein.


1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gayadosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahiadmi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha


Dohni: maa muchy plate ma chahay (tea) kun day rahi ho.
Maa: Cup tumaray baap ko lay gayn hain.

Pakistan Politics Jokes

“100 Days of PPP”

Petrol 76
Diesel 56
Gas 30% Raise
Atta Rs.40/KG (If Available)
Bijlee 16% High
GST 16% on all items

Awam mar gai
par
Aaj bhi Bhutto zinda hai



obama:Tum Hum Ko Osama de do
Hum Tum ko Titanic ka lardki de ga
Pathan:Ham osama Zarror dai ga
Mager Titanic wala lardki nahi lardka do



20 saal pehle “Candle light Dinner”
sirf ameer loag kar sakte thay
magar ab pooray mulk ki
awam ko ye sahulat mayassar hai.
Farq to para hai.
zinda hai bibi zinda hai

Punjabi Sad Poetry

Teriyan yadan nal preet pai baithe haan,
Eh na samjhi tenu bhulai baithe haan,

Duriyan ki karan giyan dur sanu,
jad ruh vich hi tenu vasai baithe han.



hanjuan de sogaat
Saturday, April 5th, 2008
Aakhiyan Nu Hanjuan De sugaat Den Wale,
Zindagi Nu Dukha De Sogaat Den Wale.
Socha Wich Har Pal Barbaad Krde,
Kaash Mere Jinna Oh v Mainu Yaad Krde.



Aakhia nu hanjuan
Monday, June 16th, 2008
Aakhia nu hanjuan d daat den walea,
Zindgi nu vakhri shugat den walea,

ohdiya yaada vich asi har khushi barbaad karde,
Kash “oh” vi sade jina sanu yaad karde.

Funny Love SMS Collection

I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai…
(My neighbour say all this to me)


Life is nothing without LOVE,
Love is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don’t get emotional, yar just b practical
So STOP loving and START Kissing.


TERROR JOKE -
What will happen
if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?
TSUNAMI will be created
since an amplifier converts
small waves into bigger wave.

Love Poetry Messages

Tumhari “Duniya” Se Chale Jane Ke Bad Hum Tumhe,
Har Aik “Tare” Main Nazar Aaya Karen Gay,
Tum Har “Pal” Koi “Dua” Maang Lena,
Aur “Hum” Har Baar “Toot” Jaya Karen Gay.


aaj ki raat mera darde mohabbat sun le,
kap kapaate hue hontho ki shikayat sun le
aaj izhare khayalat ka mouqa de dy
ham tere shahir me aaye hai musafir ki tarah


Beetay pal wapas la nahi sakte
Sukhe phool wapas khila nahi sakte
Kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hamein bhul gaye
par dil kehta hai k aap hamein bhula nai sakte.
Mitt ti nahi mitane se fanah hone ki khwaishein
Jhukati nahin jhukane se sarfarosho ki kainaitein

Aye Pak Watan tujhpe hai kurban katra katra is khoon ka
Jismo jaan kya chiz hai hum layein hain nazrana-e-rooh tere vaaste



Tairna Hai To Samander Me Tairo,
Nadi Naalo Me Kya Rakha Hai,
Tairna Hai To Samander Me Tairo,
Nadi Naalo Me Kya Rakha Hai,

PYAAR Karna Hai To VATAN Se Karo,
In Hasinaao Me Kya Rakha Hai.

Pakistan - Zindabaad



Aandhiyon me bhi jaise kuch chirag jala kartey hai,
Utni hi himmat e hausla hum bhi rakha kartey hai,
Manzilon abhi aur dur hai hamari Manzil,
Chaand sitarey to raahon me mila kartey hai.

Gujarati Poetry Collection

Roj Jevi Ek Sawaar Hati
Bus Aawva Ne Haji Waar Hati,

Etla Ma Maro Fone Ranakyo..
Vaat Vaat Ma Ek Vichar Jabukyo…

Mane Mari Jaat Par Ketlo Prem Che?
Mane Mari Patibha Par Ketlo Neh Chee?



Baat Rakhi Dil Ma, Baat Kahi Na Sakyaa,
Yaad Karya Emne Ne Shwash Lai Na Sakyaa,
Koike Puchyu Aa Dil Ne Kee Te Prit Kari Kone?
Janva Chata Pan Naam Emnu Ame Lai Na Sakya


Koini Vaato Na Ame Diwaana Bani Gaya,
Koina Prem Na Aansoo Thi Ame Bhinjai Gaya,
Emne Kadar Kya Che Amari?
Ame To Bas Emni Yaado Sathe Ramta Rahi Gaya

Sweet Poetry Messages

Dil Todne Walon Ko Saza Kyu Nahi
Har Kisi Ko Pyar Ki Dua Kyu Nahi
Log Kehte Hain Ishq To Ek Bimari Hai
Phir Medical Mein Uski Dawa Kyu Nahi


Sahil Per Khare Khare Humne Shaam Kardi,
Apna Dil Or Duniya Aap K Naam Kar Di,
Ye Bhi Na Socha Kaise Guzregi Zindagi,
Bina Soche Samjhe Her Khushi Aap K Nam Kar Di.


Jis Ghari Teriyadon Ka Sama Hota Ha,
Phir Humein Aram Kahan Hota Hay,
Hosla Mujh Mein Nahi Tujhko Bula Deny Ka,
Kaam Sadiyon Ka Hai, Lamhon Main Kahan Hota Hai

Ghazal Poetry Message

Buhat Takleef Hoti Hai
Ke Jis Se Pyaar Kartay Hon
Jisay Dunya Samajhtay Hon
Wohi Anjaan Betha Ho
Nahi Jazbay Samajhta Ho

Buhat Takleef Hoti Hai
Kabhi Jo Paas Se Guzray
Kisi Ke Hath Ko Thamay
Kisi Ka Humsafar Ban Ke
Woh Dekhay Bhi Nahi Mur Ke

Buhat Takleef Hoti Hai
Woh Sub Kuch Jaan Jaay Tu
Ke Lub Tum Khol Paay Tu
Magar Saray Jahan Main Woh
Tujhe Tamasha Banay Tu
Buhat Takleef Hoti Hai

Islamic Text Messages

Muhammad (P.B.U.H) said the best Muslim is he among you who don’t heart by hand or by language to his neighbor.


Life is Test,
Islam is best,
Namaz is must,
Aakhrut is for rest,
World is only dust,
If Quran is in chest,
nothing need next,
Obey ALLAH first.
1st success wil b next


The World will victim of a lot of problems and crises Not Because of
.. …VIOLENCE….
of bad people.
But mostly because of
….SILENCE…
of the good people…

MQM, Altaf Husain Jokes

Altaf bhai London main EID ki shopping ker ka jany lagy to
Shopkeeper bola: Bhai paisey....?
Altaf Bhai Shopkeeper ka kandha daba kar bolay:
Pagal tujhse thori longa.


Altaf bhai ek school visit karne gaye....!
ek class main aakar boley:
"Bachon koi sawal pochna hay to pochoo...!"
Pappu hath uper kar kay
"sir mere 3 sawal hain...."
Q.1: Ap pakistan kyun nahi jate...?
Q.2: Kia MQM siyaasi jumat hai...?
Q.3: MQM election kese jeet jaati hai...?
Ess say pahle k Altaf bhai jawab dattay half time ki bell baj gai...
After Half time bubblo khara hoa or kaha:
"sir i have 5 Question "
Q.1: Ap pakistan kyun nahi jat’te...?
Q.2: Kia MQM siyaasi jumat hai?
Q.3: MQM election kese kese jeet hay?
Q.4: Half time ki bell 20 minut pahlay kese baj gaye?
Or akhri sawal.
Q.5 Pappu kahan hai...?
G A. . . . . MQM,


ek dafaa Altaf Husain Hajj kernay guy
wahaan shetaan ko pather mar rhay tha ka awaz
aee
"BHAI"
yahaaan anay ki kia zarooraat thee
mujhajy hi LONDON bolaa lia hota

Pathan Funny Jokes

Pathaan to Bill gates tum b kamaal hay
Bil Gates : WHY?
Pathan" Tum nay naam Gates Rakha hay
jabka business kertay ho Windows ka...!


Pathan’s father gave him a gun,
on wedding night & said.
fire in air if wife is virgin, shoot her if not.
Pathan fired in air 1st night
and shot her on 2nd night


English man To Pathan : What is your Name?
Pathan : Umer daraaz Khan
English man : what is the meaning of your name?
Pathan long life khan

Happy Birthday Messages

This msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar.
But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.
Happy Birthday


This msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
this is all natural except,
with a lot of sugar.
But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.
Happy Birthday


Apun wishing you a wonderful,
super duper,
zabardast,
xtra bariya,
xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas,
Birthday mubarak ho

Dosti Text Messages

WHO IS DOST?
I'll tell u
DOST WO JO BIN BULAYE AAYE,
BEVAJA SAR KHAYE
,AAP EK BOLO WO CHAAR SUNAYE,KABHI SATAYE,
KABHI RULAYE,MAGAR HAMESHA SAATH NIBHAYE..


Achy dost ki misal asi hai .
jasy pholl khely tu kuhsboo pelti hai.
koi rook nahi sakta.
es liye tu log pholl ko bhi kitab main chopa lety hain.
acha dost kuda ka tuhfa hai.
Tum se hua jo dour tu ahsas ye huwa
Kitni udas sham hai tere beghar ye


Koi pyar kehta hai koi mohabbat kehta hai,
Kuch log bandagi kehte hain...
Magar jinke saath hum dosti karte hain,
Unhe hum apni zindagi kehte hain...

Funny Double Meaning Text Messages

"Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun,
Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka"

"Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai,
Patta Patta Gulab Ka."

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Haath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta Hy

Dabalo Tou Choosne Ko Dil Kerta Hy
Choos Lo Tou Dil Nahi Bharta

Q k
Q k
Saal main Ek Hii baar Tou Aata Hai AAAM . . .
HaPpY SumMer SeAsOn . . .

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G karta hai k aj Apko ...
Koney mein le ja kr
1 danda le kr ... Aap ki


GA
GAN
GAND
GANDHI G
k style mein
photo loon...

Santa Banta Funny Jokes

Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.


Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa
whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"


Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?

Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

Angry Messages

Dono Baithe Thhe Jaise Bejan Tasvir,
Nikle Jo Lafj, Badal Hi Gayi Taqdir,
Koshishe Hain Mitane Kee In Haatho Ki Lakir,
Tere Bandhan Mein Bandhe Hain, Jaise Koi Janjeer.


Dil Todne Walon Ko Saza Kyu Nahi
Har Kisi Ko Pyar Ki Dua Kyu Nahi
Log Kehte Hain Ishq To Ek Bimari Hai
Phir Medical Mein Uski Dawa Kyu Nahi


Someday When The Pages Of My Life End,
I Know That You Will Be First Of Its,
Most Beautiful Chapters And If Ever I,
Get To Read It Again Ill Open It From,
The Page Where I First Met You!!

Poetry SMS

Tanha si zindzgi me tanha hai har rasta ,
dosto yaaro se jaise toota ho vasta,
sabhi hain saath par najane kiski kami hai,
itni khushiyo me najane kaisi gami hai.

Kyo patjhad me sawan ka deedar karta hoon,
kyo har ghadi sirf tera intezaar karta hoon,
tu kaun hai kaha hai, is sab se anjaan hoon,
kya teri tarah ,main bhi tera armaan hoon.
Tu na aa ,magar aane ka vada to kar,

meri andheri zindagi me thoda ujala to kar,
teri aas me najane kab se nahi soya,
teri yaad me najane kitni raate roya,
ab apni khushi se mera gam aadha to kar,
tu na aa magar aane ka vada to kar………….

Sweet Poetry Message

Bahut Purani Yaad Ko Aaj Hamne Yaad Karke Dekha Hai
Teri Har Baat Ko Awaz Bana Kar Dekha Hai

Sisak Raha Hai Aaj Dil Fir Mera Tute, Adhure Armano Se
Aaj Unhi Armano Ko Khali Pade “Samaye’ Main Saja Kar Dekha Hai

Likhta Raha Hai Mera Dil Na Jane Tere Liye Kya, Kya
Par Khali Pade Is Kagaz Ko “Nazro’ Se Bhar Kar Dekha Hai

Bhar Lu Tujh Ko Apni Baho Main
Bas Isi Waqt Ke Intazar Mein Apni” Umar “Ko Dhalte Maine Dekha Hai

Har Pal , Har Saans Mein Saath Hai Tu
Bas Isi Khayal Ko Apni “Zindgi Ka Khel” Bana Ke Dekha Hai

Gujarati SMS Poetry

vichitra prem na vistar no prabandh hato,
ke raat tunki ne ghano lambo nibandh hato,
rahya sameep chhata sparsh na pamyu koi,
vichitra nabh ne vaadal tano sambandh hato.


jeevan ma dukh hoi to jeevan madira jaam thai jaay.
aa dil surahi ne nayan jaam thai jaay.
tuj nayan maa nihalu chhu saghali raaslila hun,
jo kiki raadha thai jay to kajal sham thai jaay.


Nayan Ne bandh raakhi ne mein jyare tamne joya chhe,
tame chho aaena karta pan vadhare tamane joya chhe.

Romantic Urdu Shayari

Tum hi se subaah ho meri
Tum hi se meri sham dhalay

Tum hi se mehkay her kali
Tum hi se her phool khilay

Tum hi to apnay ho meray
Tum hi se hain sub gilay

Tum hi to chahat ho meri
Tum hi se mera dil milay

Tum hi se zindagi hai meri
Tum hi se hain yeh silsilay

Jab tujh hi se mujhay sub kuch milay
Phir kiyon na mujh ko tum milay?(mkm)

College Life SMS

“Kab shuru hui class?”

“Attendance ho gayi kya??”

“Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar”

“Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu……… bolna ……. kal kya
padaya tha isne”

“Ek page de na………. abey pen bhi to de, nahi to kisse
likhunga…….”

” koi subah kaise aa sakta hai……..”

“wo bhi iss class ke liye ”



During the lecture:
“Yesss!!!! Sirrr…….The answer is

……..huuuummmmm……..aaaaaaaa………….”

“No sir…..I know the answer …….sir….”

“Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai”

“Abe lecture ko maar goli….. Kareena kya lag rahi hai aaj……..”

“Uski tshirt pe kya likha hai dekh”

“Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha kya…….gadha…….”

“Kya bore kar raha hai. Bola tha canteen chalte hain ..”

“Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go now!!!”

Gujarati Poetry SMS

Door rahishu to pan dil ma rahishu,
Samay na sathvare fari malta rahisu,
Aam to hu chandra nathi,Chatay karso yad,
to AMAS ma pan malta rahisu.



: Ame jindgi ne savari ne betha,
Tame Aavsho Aevu dhari ne betha,
fakt tamara ek dil ne jitva ame Aakho Sansar hari ne betha.



: Samay vahi jay 6e,jivan viti jay 6e,
sathi na sath 6uti jay 6e,
ankh mathi ansu vahi jay 6e,
jivan ma male 6e ghana loko yad bahu thoda rahi jay 6e

Gujarati SMS Messages

Chand ne to darek loko chahe 6e
Kyarek suraj ne chahvani koshish to karo;
Sukh to darek loko mange 6e,
Kyarek dukh mangvani koshish to karo;


: Male chhe glass pan pani kyarek j male chhe,
male chhe mrutyu pan mox kyarek j male chhe,
male chhe maa pan mamata kyarek j male chhe.



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“____________/ BAPU, AAPDE LIDHU. VARSAD MA PUR
AAVE TO LAI JAJO. SHARMATA NAHI HO. MANGI LEJO..

Persian Jokes Collection

torke mikhast bere tunes, natunest. vali belakhare tunest!
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bad mikhast bargarde az tunes, amma dige natunest!



zendegi kutahtar az an ast ke be khosumat bogzarad va ghalbha geramitar az anand ke beshkanand. farda tolu khahad kard, hata agar ma nabashim.
pas biaeid karte sukhteman ra be yekdigar bedahim!


sad bar badi kardi o didi samarash ra – niki che badi dasht ke yek bar nakardi

صد بار بدی کردی و دیدی ثمرش را – نیکی چه بدی داشت که یک بار نکردی

anjoman hemayat az niki karimi