Latest SMS Messages in English, Urdu and Hindi. Best 1 line, 2 line and 4 line quotes and sayings for mobile Text Messages.
Latest SMS Text Messages including Funny SMS, Hindi SMS, Muharram SMS, Good Night Messages, Good Morning Wishes, Friendship SMS, Urdu Poetry, Inspirational Love Quotes, Naughty SMS for send to your Friends and family.

Pesian SMS Messages

age in sms o khundi, yani dusam dari.
age pak kony, asheghami.
age javab bedi, divunami.
age javab nadi, yani mano mikhay…
hala chikar mikoni?



Ek
ok
vak
vok
oak
oak
vaok
vaok
ovak
avok
avok
ovok
vokovak
uovoukovak
kovak kovak…
didi belakhare zabane ordakaro yad gerefti! farda zabane meymunaro kar mikonim…



10% delam tange
20% yadetam
30% mikhamet
40% bighararam
50% del negarunam
60% havasam behete
70% divunatam
80% nokaretam
90% duset daram
.
.
.
.
.
100% sare kari!!!

Pakhtoon SMS Message

Who Is PAKHTOON ?

PAKHTOON has 6000 year old history.

There is no one single non muslim in PAKHTOON nation.

All PAKHTOONs are muslims.

This is the unique quality which no other nation has.

PAKHTOON is the 1st who take Quran to the space.

The man was Great ABDUL AHAD MOMAN.

PAKHTOON had undefeatable king AHMAD SHAH ABDALI.

PAKHTOON has spirtual poet REHMAN BABA.

NO NATION HAS THESE QUALITIES BUT PAKHTOON NATION HAVE.

Proud to be PAKISTANI PAKHTOON.

Wapda Sms Jokes

Zarori Ilan!
1st Dec, se bijli bilkul khatam ho jay gi,
1st Dec se tamam log apnay apnay UPS
wapda k kissi bhi office se recharge karwa saktay hain.
Shukria.


2009
1st girl, main to usss se shadi karon gi jo handsome ho

oor tum?

2nd girl,
main to uss say shadi karon gi jis k han UPS laga ho



Load Shedding K Fawaaid:

Generator,UPS & Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Farahmi
Bijli Ka Bill Kam Aiga
Mobile Charge Na Hone Se Balance & Time Saving
TV Na Dakhnay Say Gunaho Ma Kami
Sabr Karney Ki Waja Se Jannat Mein Jaaney K Ziyada Imkanat

(A Public Service Msg By K.E.S.C and wapda)

LoadShading Funny SMS

Yad-e-khuda dillo mein jagata hai WAPDA
Khalq-e-khuda ko shab-o-roz jgata hai WAPDA
Band kar ke bijli sulgti doophar mai
Dozakh ka aks youn dikhata hai WAPDA


,*"Elan-E-Aam"*,'

'*"Apni Zakaat"*'
Kheraat Sadqaat

Or

Qurbani ki Khaalen
Wapda Ko Dijiey

Is
Se Apko Akhrat
Me Ajjar

Or Dunia
Me Bijli MiLe Gi



Ye Badalti Rutai'n
Ye Dubte Huey Arman
Ye Terti Hui Musafatai'n
Ye Jalte Diye
Ye Pighalte Huey Badan
Ye Bhujti Shame'n
Ye Kch Or Nhi Srf
.
.
.
KESC Ki Beghairti Hy ... ;->

Load Shading SMS Jokes

Mery Aziz Ham Watno Ham Ne Load Shading Ka Khatama Kr Dia Hy
Ta K Factrian Chal Paren Or Log Kam Pe Lag Jain Warna Log Wakilon
K Long March May Shamil Ho Jain Gey Jasy He Long March Nakam Ho Ga Apko
Phr Se Load Shading Ke
Khush Khabri Sunai Jaige... =P
Apka Khadim
Asif Ali Zardar
Mr. 100% . . .


2009 K BAAD 2010 AYEGA,
Snday k baad Mnday Ayega,
Puray mahinay lìght nhi bill phr b Ayega,
Hum to Apse sirf itna hi kahenge,
K
"AESA KAROGE TO KON AAYEGA"


BREAKING NEWS
Hakumat ne Ailaan kiya hai 2009-2010 mein new shadi shuda jorey BIJLI peda karenge.
Bache nahi
Q k
Mulk me Bijli ki kami hai
Bachon ki NAHI.

Dosti SMS Messages

Dosti ki andekhi surat ho tum,
Kisi ki zindagi ki zarurat ho tum,
Khubsurt to phool bhi bohut hain,
Par kisi k liye phoolon se
bhi zyada khubsurt ho tum


Koi Dost Ho To
"Tum Jaisa"
Koi Chahne Wala Ho To
"Tum Jaisa"
Koi Dil Se Pyara Ho To
"Tum Jaisa"


1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nahi Hota,
Magar Phir B
1 Rupia Lakh Se Nikal Jaye
To
Wo Lakh Lakh Nahi Rehta
Hum B Ap k Lakhon Dosto me
Bus Wohi 1 Rupia Hain.

Islamic Messages Collection

'Wo Gham jiske milne pr tmhara ruju ALLAH ki tarf ho jy,Us Khushi se behtr ha jis k milne pr tm apne KHALIQ ko bhul jao'
HaZrt Abubakar(R.A)


"Uss ALLAH se darty raho, jis ki Sifft ye hai k Agar tum Bat karo to Wo Sunta Aur agar tum Dil main rakho to Wo Janta hai.
HAZRAT ALI (a.s)


[;] ¡
[;] ,-"""-,
[;];;;?__?;;;[,]
RAJAB MÜBÅRIK
AP(S.A.W.W)NE FARMAYA JO SHAKS RAJAB KI MUBARIK DE US PER JANNAT WAJIB Hy..


or pakry rkho Allah ki rassi ko mazbooti se
or aaps mai tafrqy mai na pro
(AAL E IMRAAN ayt 103)

Punjabi Funny Jokes

Punjabi ki flight mein tabiyat kharab ho gayi to
Air Hostess ne poocha:
“R u suffering from fever”?
Punjabi: No, I m suffering from Karachi to Lahore.


Sheikh asked a parrot:"Mian mithu choori khain ga
"Parrot said:"Chavallan na maar, ap kadi khadi aa''


Kadi apni unglan nu hala lya karo,
Mobile te sada v number mila lya karo,
Lokan nu te hass hass k SMS kardy o,
Kadi sady naal v gap shup la lya karo.

Dirty SMS Jokes

1st Dost: Mujhse wada kar teri B.V ki pehli kiss mujhe lene dega
2nd Dost: Wada, Par meri b 1 shart hy
1 Dost: Bol?
2 Dost: Main shadi teri behan se karonga.


Boy: janu 'Viagra' ki 1 goli se lamba ho jayega,
2 goli se to khamba ho jayega,
or agar 3 loon ga to...
Girl: chup haraamzade, mujhe cho_na hy k khodna hy!!


Boy & girl in bus!
boy:Miss aap k apple muj se touch ho rahe hy
Girl:apple mere hein, apko kia taqlif hai?
Boy:apple to apkay hy lekin juice mera nikal raha hy.

Pakistan Political Jokes SMS

Bubbli: Uncle Uncle Choor, Daku ur Jail yafta mujrimon per TAX kyu nhi lagta?
Zardari: Beta phir to sab k sab MNA, MPA aur Govt mulazammen ko TAX net me lana pere ga.


Ek Bachay ne Zardari se kaha: Janab 14 Months ho gaye hamary School main Teacher nahi aaya.
Zardari: To School kese chal raha hai?
Bacha: Jese mulk chal raha hai.


Janab Zardari Sb Apni Kitab “Gharibon Ka Khaatma” (Jild 2,Pg # 74)
Main Likhtey hain..
“Meray Hum-Watno Mehangaie Se Na Daro Hawa Khaoe,
Ghussa Piyo Aur Mazey Se Geo


Statement By ASIF ZARDARI:
“Mein Apni Wife Ka Badla Zarur Leta”
Magar?
“Khudkushi Haram Hai”.

Miss You Messages

.-""mujhe""-.
2 cheezein bohat tang karti hain,,,,,,,
(1)
"AAP KI YAAD"*
..Jo Aati Bohat Hay..
(2)
.?."LIGHT".?.
.. Jo Jati Bohat Hay.


Tanha hoon magar Teri yaad mere pas hai,
Tu nahi to Tera ehsaas mere paas hai,
Sun sakta hoon Teri dharkanon ki kahani,
Itna Mera dil Tere dil k pass hai.


Aazmaish rishton main zaroor hoti hai,
Na mil pana kisi ki majboori hoti hai,
Yaad to door se bhi kar sakty hain,
Par Dil ki hasrat to mil kar he poori hoti hai.

Funny Pathan Jokes

1 Pathan Cycle Sath Le Kar Bhaga
Ja Raha Tha
Raste Men Kisi Ne Kaha K
Khaan Sahib Chai To Peete Jao.
Khaan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pe Na Baith Jata.


1 pathan ke haan shadi ke 18 saal
baad bacha peda huwa lekan wo pareshan tha
2 sra pathan yaar tum khafa kyun ho ?
1 pathan yar aik to shadi ke 18 sal baad
bacha huwa or wo bhi itna chota sa


Pathan Apni Bv Se Naraaz Hogya Or
Apni BV
Or Khud Ko Maarny Ka Faisla Kia!
Osny Apni KanPatti Py Gun Rakhi Or Bv Ko Bola:
‘Khush Mat Ho, Agla Number Tera hai

Punjabi SMS Messages

Jo assar hai akh di maar ander
oh na teer te na talwaar andar
ohna Rab nu labh ke ki lena
Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander!!!


Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!!


Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi hai,
teri har ik kitti hoyi gal saanu behka jaandi hai,
saah taan bahut der lagaande ne aun -jaan vich,
har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi hai

Santa Banta Funny Jokes

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.


Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.


Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha,
har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.


Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

Naughty Messages

There are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



BUY A SCOOTY.....
PICK UP A BEAUTY,
DRINK A FROOTY....
TAKE HER TO OOTY,
REMOVE HER NIGHTY...
DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ...
GET A CUTY};


oT TnAW T2UL I
oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2'rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!

Bengali Short Messages

Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms


Tur eccha golo ura bayrak pakhna doti mala,
Dingoli tur jakna keta amni hasa khala,
Aoporno na thaka jano tur kuno shokh,
Ai kamonay bondo tuka Eid-Mubarak.


Ai Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu tomar kacha Aasi,
Ai Mon chai tumar mukher akto Hasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu thakte tumar Pasapasi!

Musharraf Joke

Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha to military valon ne 51 topen chalai.
Santa: Kamal hai ji, sabka nishana chook gaya?

Funny English Jokes

Mayawati and Lalu were sitting inside a hospital.
Mayawati was crying loudly.
Lalu asked "Why" ?
Mayawati: They will cut my finger for medical blood test.
Hearing this Lalu started crying even louder.
Mayawati asked "Why" ?
Lalu: I have come for my urine test.



Annoyed Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Annoyed Husband: For you and your parents.



Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I prepared.
Annoyed Husband: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance...?!

Cricket SMS Jokes

Sachin's Son: Mom! look here dad hitting sixers all the way.
Mom: Son! that is boost advertisement.


Dhoni (crying): Mama main ne bhi worldcup khelna hai,
Mama: Beta tum abhi bache ho, ye baron ka kaam hai,
Dhoni: Mama Papa bhi to khel rahe hain,
Mama: Beta wo bade hain,
Dhona: Lakin warm up match main main ne unhe haraya tha,
Mama: Beta wo warm up tha, issi lye Papa khudi har gye the,


Q. Why don't English fielders need pre tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.


Cong Pakistan won 2009 T20 Worldcup
Boom Boom Afridi
Pakistan Zindabaad

Bean Funny Messages

Mr. Bean: (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!



MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING
Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stock in an elevator for 4 hrs. because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: Thats alright, me too...I got stock on the escalator for 3 hrs.



Spelling lesson
Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

Mr Bean Funny SMS

QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE
Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks!



Friend: how many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.



CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film.I didn't see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

Mr Bean Jokes

BRAIN TUMOR
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!



MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!



WHILE IN A DRUG STORE
Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

Wise Words Messages

Mistakes are painful when they happen,
But years later a collection of mistakes called Experience
Which leads us to success...


Success is like your own shadow,
if u try to catch then u wil never succeed,
ignore it and walk in ur own way...
..it wil follow u...


change its entire meaning. Like just a
missing 'T' can 'RUST' d relation!

I Miss You SMS

i miss u
r u miss me
its u know or God know
but i know about my heart and brain
that is crying everytime for u.
don't forget me.


Bohat doore magar bohat pass rahty ho ,
Ankhoon sy doore magar dil k pass rahty ho,
Mujy bus itna bata do,
Kiya tum bi mary bina udas rahty ho



*;%*;%`* FrEsh
*;%*;%`* FlowErs
)i(
( )
4
A
SpEcial
PERSON
With Loving
Thoughts &
Prayers
2 make
Ur day
Lighter & brighter
“MISS U”

Romantic Poetry Text Messages

Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...


Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...


C.L.I.C.K. means :
C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.

Punjabi Poetry Collection

Barsat vich asi pani ban k wag jana,
Pat jhar vich asi phul banke jhar jana,
Ki hoya J aj asi tenu tang kardey haan,
1 din asi tenu dase bina hi mar jana.


Bara ishq ishq tu karna ain,
Kadi ishq da gunjal khol ty sai,
Tenu mitti vich na rol devay,
Do bol peyar dy,bol ty sai,
Sukh ghat ty dard hazar milan,
Kadi ishq nu takrion tol ty sai,
Teri hasdi akh v pij javay,
Kadi sanu andron pharoul ty sai.


Tere te kurban sadi yari ay,
Has k mr jayiye is di vi tyari ay,
Eh silsila na khatam hove apnay piyar da,
Asi tainu yaad kita,
Chal hun teri vari ay,

Naughty Message

Who's Hot?
It's U.

Who's Charming?
It's U.

Who's Sweetest?
It's U.

Who's Smart?
It's U.

Who's Darling?
It's U.

Zyada khush na ho, yeh msge mujhe aya tha...




Its a Magic :

Ek glass thanda pani len
Aur
Usay apne braber bethay shakhs per dal den
Ye
" Thanda pani " usay
" Garam "
ker dega
Try it on Ur Braber main

Sad Poetry

E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,
Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde,
Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde,
Bahot Mushkil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,
Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde,
Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
Use Utna Kareeb Karde,
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,
To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde,

Indian Text SMS

Khush khabri.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
India Me Rehtay Ho Or Khush Khabri Ki Umeed Rakhtay Ho..!
Sharam Nahi Ati ?





Buhat DIN ho gaye…?

na BARISH,

na TOOFAN,

na Dange Fasad,

na JALSE JULOOS,

na MUZAHIRAY.

Pata nahi india ko kis ki nazar lag gai hai.

Hazarat Ali Text Messages

Kabi b kamyabi ko dimagh me or nakami ko dil me Jaga na dena,
Q k kamyabi dimagh me takab'bur or nakami dil me mayusi peda kr deti he.
(Hazrat ALI A.S)


Aik Neemat Ka Shukar Doosri Neemat Milnay Ka Zaria Hai.
(HAZRAT ALI R.A)


"Jhootay ki sub se bari saza Yeh hai,
K løg uskay Sach ka bhi Aitebaar nahi kartay...."
(HAZRAT ALI karamullah wajhoo)

Shahid Afridi Funny SMS

Sardarni: main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi,
tum mujhe ek spinner hi dila do.
Next day sardar ji SHAHID AFRIDI ko le aaye.



Suna Hai Shahid Afridi Has No Girlfriend
.
Why??
.
Kyu Ki Wo Roz 2 Litre Doodh Pi Jata Hai..
.
Ab Kaun Si Ladki Itna Risk Legi..!!??...



Indian Team Manager : “Hello”(over Phone)
Wife :”Can I talk to MS Dhoni, this is his wife.”
Indian Team Manager:”Sorry, he is just going to bat”
Wife:”No Problem Manager, I will Hold on”.

Funny Ganguly SMS

Nagma boli kem chhey kem chhey kem chhey
Dada bole eim chhey eim chhey eim chhey
runs nahin bante hain matches mein
arrey yeh to game chhey game
chhey game chhey game chhey
Jab ball ko maine dekha aur dekh ke maara shot
sneak liya ball ne aur ho gaya main caught
last time tha score less than 10
aur is baar bhi same chhey same chhey
same chhey same chhey
Jab fielding ki thi baari to chhode maine catch
mere kaaran hi India ne haare itne match
khelta hoon itna ghatiya par mujhko
aati nahin shame chhey shame
chhey shame chhey shame chhey

Dua SMS Message

DUAON-
k Phool hum
Apke Nam
karty hen;
Apki
Muskrahton ko
-Salam-
karty hen;
Ban Jay
Apki Zindagi
Nematon se
-JANNAT-
Yeh -DUA-
Hum
Subha Shaam
krte hain;



Miss me
When u smell any rose
Miss me
When u taste any sweet
Miss me
When u look at the moon
But plz
“Dont Miss” me
when you raise your hands 4 prayer…



HUM AAP KE ACCOUNT ME ADD KARTE HAIN!!!,
“DIL“
“JAAN“
“MOHABBAT“
“KHUSHI“
“HANSI“
JIS KA PIN CODE HAI???
AAP KI MUSKURAHAT

Bullehey Shah Poetry Message

Chal Way Bullehya Chal O’thay Chaliyay
Jithay Saaray Annay
Na Koi Saadee Zaat PichHanay
Tay Na Koi Saanu Mannay

Masjid Tha Day, Mandir Tha Day
Tha Day Jo Kujh Disda
Par Kissay Da Dil Na DhukaweeN
Rub DilaaN Wich Wasda

Gandhigiri Funny SMS

Height Of Gandhigiri

Ek Ladki Ka Rape Hua…
Rape Ke Baad Usne Krwat Badli Aur Kaha……
Yeh Lo Meri Peeche Se Bhi Maar Lo…



Santa:Ye gandhi Bapu har note me haste kyu rehte hai?.
Banta:Simple hai yar.
Royenge to note Geela ho jayega Na….


Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu us time ki Malaika Sharawt ke fan thay!!!

Funny Asif Zardari Introduction

ap 1970 May Peda huay,

Ap ne beghairti ki ibtedai taleem apne mohallay k school se hasil ki

Aur isi fun mei ala taleem

ek naam war daku se le.

Jab Dakait hone ka Certificate hasil kia to ap ki umar sirf 16 saal thi, ye apka record hy.

Phir Benazir se Shadi kr k Ap Ne professional Beghairti ka aghaz kia or Mr. 10% mashoor huye.

Phir kurse-e-sidarat pe aa bethe or mulk lootne mein apna muqam banaya.
apki tareekh wafat ka sb ko intizar hai..

Asif Ali Zardari Jokes

Asif Zardar: Jab men faut ho jaon to garhi khuda bux k qabrustan men dafnaya jay..
Mumtaz Bhutoo: Ye Bhutton ka qabrustan hay kutton ka nahi..



Bivi Par Hukoomat Karne Wale Begherat Hote Hain,
Asal Mard Wo Hai Jo Bivi Ko Marwa Kar Hukoomat Karta Hai.
Asif Ali Zardari ,



Pakistani ne Chinese
se kaha:
“Aao ham tumhen
Pakistan ka President
bana den”

Is baat per Chinese ne:
Pakistani par Case
kar diya k,

“Ye Mujhe Chor
Samajhta Hey”

Gandhi SMS Message

Wah Re GANDHI..
.
kya chali Teri Aandhi .
.
Aya tha Langot me.
.
Aur ghus gaya…
5 .
10 .
20 .
50 .
100 .
500 .
.
Aur .
1000 k note me

Friendship Messages

Best... gift "Zindagi" Best....Ahsaas "Khushi
Best....feeling "Pyaar" Best.... Relation "Dosti" "Best....person"Hum"
Best....Friend "tum" God bless "you" miss at.



Words begin with ....A....B....C...
Number begin with....1....2....3....
Music begin with....SA....RE....GA....
BUT....?
FRIENDSHIP begins with....""You&Me""



Hum SMS nahi karte hai to wo samajhte hai
k inhe aadat hai bhool jane ki,
par wo nadaan kya samajhe
ke yeh bhi ek adaa hai
dost ko thoda satane ki.....

Islamic Text Messages

RAB K ikhtiyar Mein Kya nahin ka,
Wo Tujhe is Tarah Se Nawaz Dey,
Teri Duain Yun Qubool Hon K,
Teray Lab Pe Koi Dua Na Rehay.,


Chalo aj Mil Kar Puri Kainat Ko,
NABI(S.A.W), K Durood Se Jaga Den
* SAL'LAL'LA' HU ALAI'HI WASAL 'LAM*
Aaj is Sms Ko Itna Phela Do, Jitna,
NABI(S.A.W) Se Pyar Krte He.



Happy Moments PRAISE ALLAH''
Difficult Moments SEEK ALLAH''
Quiet Moments WORSHIP ALLAH''
Painful Moments TRUST ALLAH''
Moment by Moment THANKS ALLAH''
God may bless u.......Hayat..

New Bengali Messages Collection

Thala! Thala! Kattadura namma poochipandiku message anappikite
irukkan.
Kattaduraiku kattam sarilla namaku message anapparathe avanuku
polapa pochi Eduda cella anappuda gud morni, gud after, gud night messagea Thala namma cellula balance illa ok next meet panren


Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan,
Paira diya korlo suro chithi aadan prodan,
Chithi charai paira ekdin Rajar kacha galo,
Tina dakha Raja saheb khube raga galo,
Bari fira Raja bola ata holo ki?
Rani bola ata chilo Miss Call tao bujoni!!



Tur eccha golo ura bayrak pakhna doti mala,
Dingoli tur jakna keta amni hasa khala,
Aoporno na thaka jano tur kuno shokh,
Ai kamonay bondo tuka Eid-Mubarak.

Insult Text Message

Road per ek pather rakaha tha
Us peh likha tha “Qismat azmani ho to is ko uthao”
Ek admin e uthaya neeche likha tha
“wapis rekhdo Tum jaisa aur bewaqoof ka intezar hai”


Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated
according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!Congrats You
can make free calls!


Tum pass aye
yun Muskuraye
apne 32 dant aisa dekhaye
Dekh ker mera dil photo phoot ker rota hai
Kia yar tum sa brush bhi theek se nehi hota hai.

Sardar Funny Jokes

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!


Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo,
meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai" ....
Managr: wht can i do? ..
Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai


Sardar- why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?

Khizr e Rah by Allama Iqbal

Kya Sunata hai mujhe tark o aram ki dastan,
Mujhe se kuch pinha nahi Islamyon ka sooz o saaz,

Le gye taslees ke farzad miras e khalil,
Kusht e bunyad kaleesa ban gyi khak e hijaz,

Ho gyi zamane main kalah lala rang,
Jo sarapa naz the, hain ajj majoor nayaz,

Hikmat e Magrib se Milat ki ye kafyat hoi,
Tukre Tukre jiss tarha Sone ko kar deta hai Gaaz,

Ho gya manid Ab arzan Muslima ka lahoo,
Muztrib hai tu ke tera dill nahi danai raaz,

Angry Messages

Apney he Habe-e-Haal mangti hon,
Bas Dua-e-Wisaal Mangti hon,
Teri qurbat main jo guzar sako,
main wohi maah-o-saal mangti ho,
jiski tabeer mil sake mujhko,
Khuab sa ik khyaal mangti hon,
Mere hathon ko bas hina dedey, angry funny sms
Tujhse main zar na maal mangti hon.


zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo
raat ko din bana k bat karo
ashianay k charagh madhum hain tum zara
aankhain uttha k baat karo koi taza fareb
danain ko tum zara muskara k baat karo
yeh bhi andazay guftagu hai
koi jab karo dil dukha k bat karo.


Ab is dil se ye gawara nahi hota,
inBOX main koi SMS tumhara nahi hota,
Bhool ker he sms ker diya kero,
Sirf yaad kerne se guzara nahi hota.

Insult Messages Collection

How To Impress A Kam Wali ?
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Lakh Lanat Hy Kam Wali Ko B Na Chorna Begherat



Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.

An extra sense is NON SENSE.



Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE:

Funny Cricket Jokes

Mere IsHq Ki Bowling Ne Uske Dil Ka Wicket Gira Dia
Lekin Meri Taqdeer To Dekho!
Uska Baap Umpire Tha
Meri Bowl Ko No Ball Keh Diya..!



In A Cricket Ground..

Security :
Cricket Match Is Over Now
Why R U Stil Sitting?

Santa:
Oye…Yaar..
I Am Waitin For Highlights!

Funny SMS

Ek choohay ki hathi se mulaqat hui. Choohay ne itnay baray jaanwar ko pehle nahi dekha tha.
lehaaza choohay ne hathi se pucha: Janab aap ki umr kya hai?

Hathi ne jawab diya: 2 saal

Phir hathi ne choohay se pucha: aap ki umr kya hai?

Choohay ne jawab diya: umr to meri bhi 2 saal hai magar sehat kharab hai…



Machchar or haati may kya farak hai?
Ans! Machchar haati ko kaat sakta hai par haati machchar ko nahi kaat sakta.



Agar raat ko koi Aapke kamre me Aaye,
Tumhare Badan ko chume,
Gaalo ko kiss kare,
toh Romantic maat bano,
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“MOSPEL” lagao MACHHAR BHAGAO…

Funny Question Answers Messages

Do U knoW Which is D Oldest Animal |n D World?

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Give up?

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Wel its,

Zebra-Coz its still in black and white





Q : Tum Parindo K Bare Mein Kya Jante Ho
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Sab Kuch

Acha Yeh Btao Woh Kon Sa Prinda Hai Jo Ur(fly) Nahin Sakta
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Mara Hua Parinda

Urdu Poetry Messages

tum ko daikha to yeh khayal aaya
zindagi dhoop tum ghana saaya

aaj phir dil ne ik tamanna ki
aaj phir dil ko hum ne samjhaya

tum chalay jao gay to sochaiN gay
hum ne kia khoya, hum ne kia paya?

hum jisay gunguna nahiN saktay
waqt ne aisa geet kiyoN gaaya?




dil k phool bhi khiltay haiN bikhar jatay haiN
zahkm kaisay bhi hoN kuch roz maiN bhar jatay haiN

us dareechay maiN bhi ab koi nahiN aur hum bhi
sar jhukaye huwe chup chaap guzar jatay haiN

raasta rokay khari hai yehi uljhan kab say
koi poochay to kahaiN kia haiN, kidhar jatay haiN

narm aawaz, bhali bataiN, muhazzab lehjay
pehli barish maiN hi yeh rang utar jatay haiN

Puzzle SMS Messages

It's challenge
ise ki english mai translate kar0. .
"humari billi hume hi miyaun"
Rep fast.
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Answer is
My Tutor My Foot



Purane zmane me 1baba ji bachi or 1bakri k sath ja rhe thy.rasty me 1admi ne unse 3 swal poche.
1:apki umr kitni hy?
2:is bchi se apka kia rishta hy?
3:is bakri ki kia qimat hy?
Baba ji ne sirf 1lafz kaha or un sb swalo ka jwab de diya..
Btaiye wo lafz kia tha?reply mUST.
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Ans>> Nawasi



Wo konsi cheez hai jo bnane wala bech deyta hai
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Kharedne wala istemal nahi kerta
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Or jo istemal kerta hai os ko maloom nahi hota
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CHALLANGE
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Reply Fast.

Ans >>Kafan

Funny Sardar SMS

Driver ne car chalate chalate achanak rok li to sardar jo peeche behte hove the bole: Car q rok di?
Driver: Aage boht bara gadhaa hai.
Sardar: Bewaqoof! Haaran kis lye hai!
Haaran baja.


Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha to hum ko roshni pehly aor awaz bad me Q ati ha?
Serdar: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan peechay ...


Ek lArKi saRdAr sE tAkRaI aUr bOli:
I aM sOrrY.
SarDar:
I aM diLgEeT sInGh
NyC 2 mEEt yOu mIss sOrrY ...=

Funny Text SMS

Akeli ja rhi thi zindagi in mushkil raaho'n par

HAIRAN

PARESHAN

UDAAS

THAKI Hui
phir
ek mor pr Aap mily Aur bachi hui zindagi





ki b WAATT laga di..

Funny Insult SMS

Wt is ur name?
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Aray pagal tujay apna naam b nahi aata jo neechay dekhi jata ha
bewakoof

Flirt Text Messages

Wo kehti hy usy barish se mhbt hy, Magr jb barish hoti hy to chat se nichy a jati hy, Wo Kehti hy usy phool se mhbt hy, Magr jb phool khilta hy to use tor leti hy, Wo kehti hy usy hawa se mhbt hy, Magr jb me hawa chorun to wo bhag jati he Moral: wo bohot kamini he ek bat per kayem nai rehti

Boy : mere pas apne Dost raja jaisi Car to nhin per tumhe apni palkon pr bitha k ghomaon ga, mere pas us jesi bari kothi to nhi per tumhe apne dil me jaga don ga, mere pas us jitne paise to nhin pr me mehnat mazdori kr k khelaon ga ab tumhe kia chahiye Girl:tumhre dost raja ka number.

Latest way 2 propose a girl... Boy: Excuse me..! Girl: Jee... Boy: Mere hone wale Bachon ki taraf se apko Happy Mothers Day...

Husband Wife Funny SMS

Some Basic Rules


1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye



KHABAR



2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye

HAATH



3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana Chahiye



PAIR



4. Uski Aage Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se Bhi Karni Chahiye

TAREEF



5.Uske Samne Aate Hi Nikaal Kar Uske Hath Mai dedo

Monthly Salary!

Punjabi Funny Poetry

Loki ishq karde ne bade shoq de naal,
Assi vi kita bade zor de naal,
Par hun karange, thoda gaur de naal,
kyon ke kal us nu vakya kise hor de naal,


Kal raat usdi main yaad vich kho gyi,
neend ni c aaundi menu par fir v main so gyi
supne de vich rabb mileya kehnda tenu ki ho gya,
mai keha rabb ji menu kujh nahi hoya,
mera ta bass yaar hi kho gya,
rabb menu boleya:- tu ta pyar vich jhalli ho gyi,
jehre yaar di tu gall kardi a ohde tan hun hor ho gayi,
Aini gall sun k main sda layi so gyi, sda layi so gyi....

Bollywood Joke

Ek Ladkaa bus stop pe khade khade ek ladki ko dekh kar gaana gaane lagtaa hai:
"Tujh me rab dikhtaa hai yaara mein kyaa karoon
Tujh me rab dikhtaa hai yaara mein kyaa karoon"

Girl:
"Matthaa Tek,
Prasaad chadhaa aur
Dafaa ho jaa"......

Urdu Sweet Poetry Messages Collection

Har pal ne kaha ek pal se,
Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao,
Pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho,
Ki har pal tum hi yaad aao…


Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki
Saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise


Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka,
Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye.
Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka,
ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.

Romantic Text Messages

Walk with me when ur hearts needs company,
Take my hand when u feel all alone,
Turn to me when u need someone to lean on,
Coz I'm the one u can always depend on!


When all seems lost and lonely for you
And you dont really know what to do
Look inside your heart and see
There in a special place, I will be

When the time comes I can't smile anymore,
don't worry about me, I know what to do.
I'll just stare at one corner and think of you.
No one else could make me happy like the way you do


I wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed,
I wish I was your pillow underneath your head,
I want to be around you, I want to hold you tight,
and be the lucky person who kisses you goodnight.

Telugu SMS Messages

పగటి పూట దీపమెందుకు?
రాతిబండకు రగిలేజ్వాలలు ఎందుకు?
నీవు నన్ను తలచుకోనప్పుడు,
నీ ఙ్ఞాపకాల గత సృతులెందుకు?


Ninnu eshtapadindi naa manasu..
Neevu nannu cheyaku alusu..
Ninnu adaganule naa medalo kattamani golusu..
Marinkenduku aalochana echeyi nee manasu...


మానవుడికి దానవుడికి తేడా ఏమిటి?
పక్షిని ఆకాశంలో ఎగురనీయడం దానవుడి ప్రేమ!!
దాన్ని పంజరంలో బంధించి ఆనందించడం మానవుడి ప్రేమ!!

Hindi Poetry

chup hai har waqt ka rone waala;
kuchh na kuchh aaj hai hone waala.
ek bhi ashq nahin hai aankhon mein;
sakht-jaan… kitna hai rone waala.
aaj kaanton ka bhi haqdaar nahin;
haar phoolon ke pirone waala.
kho gayaa dard ki tasweeron mein;
pyaar ke rang bhigone waala.
fasl ashqon ki ug aayee kaise;
kyaa kahe …kahkahe bone waala.
baant-ta firta hai auron ko hansee;
khud ko ashqon mein dubone waala.
mutmayeen ab hain yahi soch ke hum;
ho rahega hai jo hone waala.
SHAUQ !…tum jiske liye marte ho…
..wo…tumhaaraa nahin hone waala…

Sexy SMS Messages

Wife asked his husband how many woman have u sleped with.
Husband proudly replyed only with u...
with others i was always awake..


A good friend is like a good bra...
hard to find,
very comfortable,
supportive,
and always close to the heart.....


A good discussion is like a miniskirt,
Short enough to pertain interest and,
long enough to cover the subject,

Romantic Text Messages

Syasat dano ne awam ki muhabat ka kesa sila dya,
itni mehangai ki k haston ko rula dya,
socha tha k shyd salary barhaengi,
salary to barhai nhi GHANTA barha dya


Ae ZNDAGI mujh se ye DAGHA na kr
ME us k bina JIYU ye DUAA na kr
Koi DEKHEY b usey to hoti hy JALAN
Ay HAWA to b usey CHUA na kr


Mana K Tere Dil Me Koi Aur Maken Hai.
Par Phir B Tu Mera Aqeeda Mera Yaqe Hai.
Ye Aaina Tujhe Teri Khabar Nhi Dega.
Aa Dekh Meri Aankh Se Tu Kitna Haseen Hai.

Political Funny Text Messages

Sardar Manmohan Singh’s
Next Election Agenda:
1)Ban On Sardar Jokes.
2)Bolo Tara Rara Will Be D National Song.
3)11 Ke Baad Seedha 1 Bajega.


Syasat dano ne awam ki muhabat ka kesa sila dya,
itni mehangai ki k haston ko rula dya,
socha tha k shyd salary barhaengi,
salary to barhai nhi GHANTA barha dya


Ajj ki taza khabar
Asif Ali Zardar Pakistan 5 din ke visit per pohnch rahe hain.

Latest ASCII Messages

She is Basanti
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she will Not dance.Coz Basanti bandar ke
samne nahi nachti….



Knock knock…
Any1 there?
Oh good,hi i have a delivery 4u…
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(,,)=(”‘)–

Santa Banta Jokes

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.


Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."


Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in m! edical college.
Banta: What's he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!


Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman


Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon
reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call

Pashto Text Messages

Teacher: translate this sentence
into pashto "A beautiful girl is walking in the park"
Student: alaka chaman ki yo zalim shay rawan dai.



Da khudai zalimi, dey karoono mra kray,
Ka khapa kegay na aoo khwakha de we,
Chi sta da para bala khazza okam.



Aos hum dertlay shama yaregama naa.
stasu pa spee me sa parwa nishta dey.
kho ka dey niyya de rata na ghapalay,

Pashto SMS Messages

Sta pa yaad ki shi Ugda da hijar Night,
kala wawrama pa left kala pa right,
Zama rang ba wali yellow yellow na V,
Che da yaar me anangi de RED & White.


Pa lara tlama yo jeene rata lande bande okatal,
Ma warta wey jore khwakh de shuma,
Wai na rora parthoghakh de zangi.


Da khudai raza pa sa ki pati na shwa,
Da moor khidmaat kawo da de da para,
Chi zamong khazo ta sa onawai.

Pashto Jokes Messages

Akhir chi lar me da Wisal jorra krra,
Pa koma khaza chi mayen woma za,
Da haghe lor me zoi la oghokhtala.


Da jenako na chi dair tang raghlama,
Ma yo mullah ta oowe sa okrrama,
Hagha we za kho te pa gera khlas shom.


ghal te pa ghla ke janemaz wewralo,
da kor malik warta we monz pe koma,
no agha we za darta hindu khkaram sa.

Flirt SMS Collection

Cream k Add main face dikhaya.
Soap k Add main Hath Dikhaya.
Shampoo Ke Add main Baal Dikhaye.
Per Always ke Add main kuch nahi dikhaya.
Thats Cheating



Yh madhosh nigahein,
yh pyaase hont,
yh kapkapata badan,
yh ghran saansen,
yh tez dil ki dharkan,........

mujhe to pehley he pta tha k tumhey MALERIA hai




Dosti karo colleg wali sa,
pyar karo office wali sa,
programe karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
or mar khao ghar wali say

Angry Text Messages

Jb chala chor ka batlanay ke zahmat bi na ke,
Khob tha dosti ek arsa nibhanay wala,
Dushmani ka bhi tu adaab hain aey dost bata,
Koi itna bi na tha tujh ko batanay wala.



Kadam kadam pa hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt ma dosti ko yad rakhna
Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain
. . . . . . bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.



Ab is dil say ye gawara nahi hota,
INBOX ma koi SMS tumhara nahi hota,
Bhool ker hee sms kar diya kero,
Sirf yad karne se guzara nahi hota.

Punjabi Poetry Text Messages

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!


Ibaadat rabb di te chehra yaar da howe,
sajde khuda di te rasam pyaar di howe,
aashiqaan de mazhab di ki dassiye,
zikar rabb da te gal dildaar di howe.


Assin tutt gaye han uss kach vaangu,
Jehda chah ke vee naa jud sakiya,
Haal hoya saada uss panchhi vargaa,
Jehda parr hondiya vi naa udd sakiya,


Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!!

Happy BirthDay Wish Messages

One day sky was crying.
I ask him why are you
crying today.
He told me i have lost my
beautiful start.
It was a day when you were born.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”



I know its your birthday 2day..
I am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel..
so i shall talk to u in personal there,
coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”



I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u
This comes with many
Loving thoughts & warm wishes
I send 2 u,
May ur day be filled with laughter
On this ur special day & may the finest things
In life always come
Ur way happy birthday!

Islamic Text Messages

A Group Of People
From My Ummah Will
Continue To Fight In
Defense Of Truth And
Remain Triumphant Until
The Day Of Judgment …”
(Muslim)


< MUSLIM UNITY >
" Tum Log Namaz Me Hath Kholnay Or Bandhnay Pe Jaghar Rahy Ho Jab K Dushman Tumhare Hath Katnay Ki Fikar Mai Hai "
IMAM KHOMAENI


ZAM ZAM is about 18*14 feet and 13 meters deep well.
It started 4000 years ago.
Never dried since then never changed taste.
No Algae or Plant growth in the well.
This small well provides water to Millions of people.
Through Heavy motors pulling 8000 liters per second (69.12 core liter in 24 hrs)
& after 24 hours it completes its level in only 11 mints.
Thus its Alter level never decreases.

Cricket Jokes Collection

Once there was a cricket match going on. A batsmen played a powerful shot, which was played with such a power that the crashed into the cage of hens.
A hen asked another "from where this ball came"
the other one replied "I think the hens in our neighbor are performing very well today."



A batsman was hitting a lot on a bowler than the bowler said to his captain now watch I will just confuse him when he bowled the batsman hit a 4 & his captain said really he was confused that whether to hit a 6 or 4 !!!



The Devils challenged the Angels to a game of cricket. "But we've got all the cricketers," said the Angels.
"Yes. But we've got all the umpires!" exclaimed The Devils



The sarcastic bowler was disgusted by several of the umpire's decisions.
'Have you got a minute?' he asked.
'Yes,' said the umpire. 'Well, tell me all you know about cricket.'



The bowler had a dreadful match, which cost his side the game. All week long he practiced hard for the next game. During the following match, he said to the captain, 'Notice any difference?'
The captain looked at him thoughtfully. 'You've had your hair cut, haven't you?'



The bowler was up against a stonewaller who never moved his bat. Every ball either hit the bat or passed harmlessly by, no stroke being offered.
The bowler turned to the umpire. 'Is he out if he doesn't move his bat?'
'No,' said the umpire. 'But he will be if he does!'



In a country town match, the batsman was out first ball. 'Not like last week,' said the wicket-keeper.
'No,' said the batsman. 'Last week I stayed in and got forty and when I got back all the drinks was gone!'

Allama Iqbal Poetry

Khuda se Husn ne ik roz ye sawal kya,
Jaha main kyon ne mujhe tu ne lazawal kya,

Mila jawab ke tasweer e khana hai dunya,
Shab e daraz adem ka fasana hai dunya,

Hoi hai rang e tagiur se jab namood iss ki,
Wohi haseen hai haqiqat zawal hai jiss ki,

Kahi kareeb tha, ye kuftugu kamar (chaand)ne suni,
Falak pe aam hoi, akther e sehar ne suni,

Sehar ne tare se sun kar sunai shabnam ko,
Falak ki baat bata di zameen ne mehram ko,

Bahr aye phool ke aansoo pyam e shabnam se,
Kali ka nanah sa dill khoon ho gya gham se,

Chaman se rota hoa mosam bahar gya,
Shabab sair ko aya tha, sogawar gya

Romantic Poetry

Aisa Nahi Ke Hum Ko Mohabbat Nahi Mili,

Jaise Chahte Thay Hum Ko Woh Ulfat Nahi Mili,

Milne Ko Zindagi Main Kayi Humsafar Milay,

Par Un Ki Tabiyat Se Tabiyat Nahi Mili,

Chehron Mein Duusron Ke Tumhe Dhoondhte Rahe,

Surat Nahin Milli Kahin Seerat Nahi Mili,

Bohut Deir Se Aaya To Mere Pass Kya Kahoon,

Alfaaz Dhoondne Ki Bhi Mouhlat Nahi Mili,

Tujh Ko Gila Raha Ke Tawajoh Na Di Tujhe,

Lekin Humein Khud Apni Mohabbat Nahi mili,

Her Shakas Zindgi Main Bohut Deir Se Mila,

Koi Bhi Cheez Waqat_e_Zaroorat Nahi Mili,

Hum Ko To Teri Aadatein Achhi Lagin,

Afsoos Ke Tujh Se Meri Aadat Nahi Milli,

Pathan Jokes Text Messages

Pathan Shopkeeper se :Naswar hai?

Shopkeeper:Nahi,hum naswar nahi bechtye...

Next day

Pathan:Naswar hai?

Shopkeeper :kal nahi bataya tha ke nahi hai..

Next day

Pathan : Naswar hai?

Shopkeeper: Ab pucha to goli mardoga...

Next day

Pathan : Goli aur pistol hai?

Shopkeeper: Nahi

Pathan : acha to phir Naswar hai?



Pathan Blood ke bare mein book parh raha tha.
Wife: Aaj ye kiu parh rahe ho gee??
Pathan: Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai ke kal Blood Test hai,
Is liye Test ki tayyari kar raha hoon....

Funny Faraz SMS

Us ne pal bhar ke liye bhi meri masoomiat nahi dekhi Faraz
Bus bike roki aur mobile le gaya......


Teri Bay-Rukhi ka shikwa main kis se karon Faraz!!!
Yahan har Dost kehta hai...
Tujhse SET nahi ho rahi hai to Number Mujhe de de.


Ab tu 100% Khatam Ho Jayengey Aashiqi K amraaz
Suna Hai Dawat-e-Islami main Ja Raha Hai Faraaz.


Baray Zalim Hain es Sheher k Log ~FARAZzz~....
Sim Badal k Kehten Hain.. “Pahechan Kon“

Shayari SMS Collection

Wo bhi ro de ga usay haal
sunaye'n kese
Maum ka ghar hy chirago'n
ko jalaye'n kese
Duur hota tou usay dhoond
bhi lete 'Faraz'
Rooh main chup k jo betha hy
usay paaye'n kese ...


Deeiray dheeray dil main utarta jata hai koi,
Mujh ko MAIRI JAAN bulata hai koi,
Main toot ke bikhar jaon, ye mumkin nahi,
Boht piyar se sath apne mujhe sulata hai koi………


Daikhna mujhe aur dair talak daikhty rehna,
Phir tasawur main khud se sharmaty rehna,
Her ada aus ki pasad thi apni,
Sharmana ghabrana khud ko chupaty rehna,
Aaj taqdeer ke zulm ki intaha hai nashtar,
Bichar gaya, socha jisy apnaaye rehna

Funny SMS Jokes

Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon.
Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yum hosh me to ho.
Premika: haan
Premi: Magar ham nay tou kabhi kiss tuk nahin kari
Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar k
tumhari maan banane wali hoon..


night was dark
moon was high
boy stopped his bike
girl asked why?
he came to close
she felt shy
went near her &
told her
AAI SHAPPAT PETROL KHATAM



TEACHER :Name the animal which live in water & land
STUDENT :Simple 'Frog'
TEACHER :Now name such 4 animal
STUDENT :Simple "Frog's mother,Frog's father,Frog's sister

Funny Insult Messages

Dil ney dil say kuch kehna chor dia,
Ankhon nay ankhon say milna chor dia,
Lux Rs.25 ka kia howa,
Aap nay tu mo dhona hi chor dia..


Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai,
Suraj kehdun usme to Aag hai,
Socha Tumko Bandar keh Dun…
Magar us kambakhat me Bhi Dimaag hai.


Main nay pocha AQAL kia hoti hai?
Aasman ne kaha: Bohut buland hoti hai
Sagar ne kaha: bohut gehri hoti hai,
Aap ne kaha:
AQAL
Hain, woh kia hoti hai?

Riddle SMS Collection

Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?


Why do you always find one shoelon the streets ?


Why do we call apartements apartements when they are all connected to one another ?


why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes ?


What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?

Punjabi SMS Collection

Agar computer windows PUNJABI main hoti tu,
Send=satto
Insert=pao
Download=thalle lao
Delete=mitti pao
Run=Nassu
Search=Labbo
ALT+CTRL+DEL=syapaa hi mukao


Teacher to 16 years old student: kaka tenu pata hai,
es umar vich Quid-e-Azam ne matric vi ker lia si....
Student: sir, twadi umar vich bhutto phansi vi char gaye si..!


Dil vich teri yaad sajjna,
Akhhan vich tera khwab sajjna,
Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi,
Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna.

Islamic Text SMS

According to HADEES,

Duaon ki qaboliat k auqaat,
1.Farz namaz k baad,
2.Azan or aqamat k darmian,
3.Tahajjud k waqt,
4.Barish barastay waqt,
5.Dauran-e-safar,
6.Iftaar k waqt,
7.Jummay k din ek ghari,
8.Shab-e-qadar main,
9.Zam zam peetay waqt,
10.Arfa k din maidan-e-arfat main,
11.Quran ki tilawat k baad.



Walk humbly
Talk politely
Dress neatly
Treat kindly
Pray attentively
Donate generously
May ALLAH bless & protect you…

Exams Days Text Messages

Exams are like Girl friends,
Too many questions,
Difficult to understand,
More explanation is needed,
Result is always fail,


Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.


To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

Romantic Poetry SMS Messages

Lafz ki shakal me ehsas likha jata he
Yani garmi ko pyas likha jata he
Mere jazbat se wakif he kalam b mera
Me wafa likhun to tera naam likha jata he.



Wo mera hai us ka naam koi or na lay
In bheegti ankhon ka jaam koi or na lay
Kuch is liye b men ny uska hath na chora
Wo gir gaye to koi usy tham na lay.



Dard hi sahi mere ishq ka inaam to aaya
khali hi sahi haathon me jaam to aaya
main hoon bewafa sabko bataya usne
yun hi sahi uske labon pe mera naam to aaya..

Punjabi Funny Text Messages

1 Chuha shrab K Nashe men Tha K Ek Billi ayi or Boli
"Aj Tenu Khaan Nu Dil Krda"
Chuha:"Ja Ni Kut Na Kha Layin..
Fer Loki Kain Ge Janani Kutt Ditti aa!"



Barsat vich asi pani ban k wag jana,
Pat jhar vich asi phul banke jhar jana,
Ki hoya J aj asi tenu tang kardey haan,
1 din asi tenu dase bina hi mar jana.


Bara ishq ishq tu karna ain,
Kadi ishq da gunjal khol ty sai,
Tenu mitti vich na rol devay,
Do bol peyar dy,bol ty sai,
Sukh ghat ty dard hazar milan,
Kadi ishq nu takrion tol ty sai,
Teri hasdi akh v pij javay,
Kadi sanu andron pharoul ty sai.

Cool Text Messages

"DUA"hai k apki dunya me koi"GHUM"na ho
''DUA"hai k apki"MUSKAN" kbi"KAM"na ho
Agr kbi apki palkon pe"ANSU"ayen to
"DUA"hai k uski wjha kbi "HUM"na hon...


Silent lips may avoid many problems,
But smiling lips may solve many problems,
So always have a smile on ur face
in the beautiful journey called “LIFE


LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE;
Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr ---
Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...

Romantic Poetry Text SMS

pyar ke rishte ka koi naam nahi hota.
mana ki iska koi anjaam nahi hota,
nibhane ki chahat ho agar dono taraf,
to umar bhar yah rishta naakam nahi hota



takdir k khel se kabhi mayus nahi hote ,
zindagi me aise kabhi udas nahi hote,
haato ki lakiro par vishwas mat karna,
takdir to unki bhe hote hai jinke haath nahi hote.



manzile bhe uski the,
rasta bhe uska tha ,
ek hum he akale the,
qafila bhe uska tha......
saath saath rahane ke soch bhe uski thi,
phir rasta badalne ka faisla bhe uska tha.

Islamic Text Messages

What islam?
I-i
S-Surrender my
L-life for
A-ALLAH (Azzwajal) and
M-MUHAMMED (SallAllah o Alehi Wassalam) ...



ALLAH (Azzwajal) destroys interest and increases charity and ALLAH (Azzwajal)
loves not any ungrateful big sinner.(surah-al-baqirah)



May ALLAh (Azzwajal) give u purity of MARYAM Faith,
memory of AISHA,
love of KHADIJA,
belief of FATIMA,
Patience of AASIA
and company of them in JANNAH.
(RadiAllah o Anhoma)

Funny Punjabi Message

Dil vich teri yaad sajjna,

Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna,

Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi,

Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna.



Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde,
dil mere nu pathhar karde,
seh na pauga eh vichhoda usda,
usde jaan to pehlan hi tu menu dafan karde..


Husband: film vich raat ek chudel kade mere age, te kade mere pichhe!
Wife: kehdi film si?
Husband: Apne vyah di movie si!

Poetry Text SMS Messages

Pyar Karnewalon ki kismat kharab hoti hai,
Har waqt intezar ki ghadi sath hoti hai,
Waqt mile to rishto ki kitab khol ke dekh lena,
Dosti har rishtey se lajawab hoti hai


kisi ko apni khubio ka ahsas nahi hota,
app jaise dosto ka milna itfaq nahi hota,
kucha acha kiya hoga humne ,
varna aap sath the hume viswas nahi hota


dil ki gali me dard dhodta hon,
dawa hai mera paas mein marz dhodta hon,
deewana kehne laga hai log mujhko,
mein deewangi ki had dhodta hon

Funny Text Messages

Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha,
ek din vo peeli saree pehenke apne pathi se puchi,
main kaisi lag rahi hoon?
hus:Jaise koyla ki factory mein aag lagi ho.



Why r Doctor's prescriptions imposible 2 read?
Bcoz they hve an exclusive msg only 4 d chemist-
'Maine patient ko loot liya,
ab teri baari hai'. Cheer up.Smile.



PUNJAB POLICE ka koi jawab nahi,
kal 1 BIHARI talab me naha raha tha to ek POLICEwala kehta
chal oye bahar aa k kapde pahen,
teri talashi leni hai...

Funny SMS Jokes

Patni=Suno ji, doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ke aaram ke liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai,
hum kaha jayenge?
Pati=Dusre Dr. ke Paas..



boy & girl of 5th class asking there teacher:
kia bachoon ke bachey hotey hein?
teacher replied: nhi.
boy to girl: dekha tum aisey hi dar rehi thi.



Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega?
Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,
outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.
Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain.
or pait main balance nahin bach raha,
jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai

Funny Cricket SMS Messages

1 over me kitne balls feke jate hai
Kya apne kaha 6?
Galat jawab
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k



Who was d 1st indian cricktr 2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch,
score century in d same mtch &hit a 6 of d last ball 2 defeat england?
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AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN ofcourse!!!


How to kill a LION
by Ravi Shastri method:
ask the lion to bowl at u.
U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run Lion tired and surrenders ,,......



Q. What's the Indian version of a hat trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.

Altaf Bahi Political SMS

Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota nai laga to kia defect hai ??
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wah wah
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Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota nai laga to kia defect hai ???

Akhir jootay ki bi to koi self respect hai !!




Sher arz kya hai
Tail ditta cycle di chain nu.
Wah! Wah!
Zara ghor farmain gi
Tail dita cycle di chain nu.
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niklo chaudrio tuwadi paen nu!

Cool Messages Collection

Milne ki tamanna
lekar aaya hai ye sms,
Chehre pe smile ki
tamanna lekar
aaya hai ye sms,
Bhule nahi hai yar tuje,
Ye yaad dilane aaya hai
ye SMS.


atif aslam; aab toh adaat si hay mujh ko.
Kareena; kis cheez ki adaat ho gae ha tujh ko.
atif; mohaabat ki adaat ho gae ha.
Kareena;sach kaha aab to mujhey bhi adaat ho gae hay.
lets go inside room and have fun then we will sing together,
aab to adaat si ha mujh ko.


Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil
dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re
Arrey chakkar aa gaya.

ASCII Messages

Ye "Bhai" Ka SMS hai Bhidu,
Reply mile tu Tali Bhidu,
Ignore Mile tu Gali Bhidu,
Latest Hua tu Bole JHAKASH,
Porane Hua Tu, SATYANASH
YE Bhai Ka SMS Hai Bhidu....



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yeh b tumhari tarha bohat kam sms karta tha
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latka diya hai ab pahnasi par
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ab tera kia ho ga kalia....?



;****;
o( @..@ )o
"(---)"
Paichan kaun?

Bandar bi nai,

Monkey bhi nai,

Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.

Angry Text Messages

jana!qatil se kabhi pyar na mango,
apne hi gale ke liye talwar na mango,
jal jao kari dhoop me khamoshi se lakin,
apnon se kabhi saaya-e-dewar na mango,


Jab chala chor k batlanay ki zahmat bhi na ki,
Khob tha dosti ek arsa nibhanay wala,
Dushmani k bhi tu aadaab hain aey dost bata,
Koi itna bhi na tha tujh ko batanay wala.



Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
“Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain”

bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.



zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo
raat ko din bana k bat karo
ashianay k charagh madhum hain tum zara
aankhain uttha k baat karo koi taza fareb
danain ko tum zara muskara k baat karo
yeh bhi andazay guftagu hai koi jab karo dil dukha k bat karo.