Ho Raat Akeli Pichle Pehr Or Chaand Gagan Main Aa Jaye,
Tum Chaand Ki Manind Tanha Ho Ye Baat Tumhen Tarpa Jaye...
Palkon Pe Saja Kar Kuch Aansu Tum Chand Se Batain Kar Lena,
Hum Yaad Tumhen To Karte Hain Tum Yaad Hamen Bhe Kar Lena...
Kuch Baat Na Ho Jab Aise He Nam Aankh Tumhari Ho Jaye,
Tum Baat Kahin Per Karte Ho Dil Or Kahin Per Kho Jaye....
Jazbaat K Aisey Aalam Main Muskaan Labon Pe Bhar Lena,
Hum Yaad Tumhe Ko Karte Hai Tum Yaad Hamen Bhi Kar Lena.....
Pyaar Kehte Hain,muhabbat Kehte Hain,
Kuchh Log Use Bandagi Kehte Hain,
Magar Jinke Saath Hum Dosti Karte Hain,
Hum Unhen Apni Zindagi Kehte Hain,
Sweet Poetry Message
achi lagti bhala kyon ye fiza shaam ke baad
ho gya ishq to ye ham pe khula shaam ke baad
din mein to ham pe koi sher utarta hee nahin
ham ne to jab bhi, jo bhi likha shaam ke baad
aa ke dekho to sahi kitne nikhar jaate hein
tum kissi roz milo ham se zara shaam ke baad
rooh tak shaamil-e-aawaz hooa karti hei
tum kabhi maang ke dekho to dua shaam ke baad
aaj tak aise parende nahin dekhe ham ne
bhool jate hon jo ghar ke pata shaam ke baad
meri nazron mein wo ba zoq nahin ho sakta
be sabab jo bhi koi ghar mein raha shaam ke baad
bazm-e-yaaran ho ya koi mekhana shakeel
bethne mein wahan aata hei mazza shaam ke baad
by Rajan
ho gya ishq to ye ham pe khula shaam ke baad
din mein to ham pe koi sher utarta hee nahin
ham ne to jab bhi, jo bhi likha shaam ke baad
aa ke dekho to sahi kitne nikhar jaate hein
tum kissi roz milo ham se zara shaam ke baad
rooh tak shaamil-e-aawaz hooa karti hei
tum kabhi maang ke dekho to dua shaam ke baad
aaj tak aise parende nahin dekhe ham ne
bhool jate hon jo ghar ke pata shaam ke baad
meri nazron mein wo ba zoq nahin ho sakta
be sabab jo bhi koi ghar mein raha shaam ke baad
bazm-e-yaaran ho ya koi mekhana shakeel
bethne mein wahan aata hei mazza shaam ke baad
by Rajan
Sardar Funny Messages
A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" "
Sardar ji;
Bhagwan mujhe dard de,
Dukh de,
tention de,
mujhe barbad kar de,
mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhabwan; abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.
Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha.
Shopwale ne usse flag diya.
Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" "
Sardar ji;
Bhagwan mujhe dard de,
Dukh de,
tention de,
mujhe barbad kar de,
mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhabwan; abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.
Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha.
Shopwale ne usse flag diya.
Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!
Islamic Messages
The beautiful word is ALLAH,
Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,
World perfect book is QURAN,
And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN.
Prayer is an open line to Heaven.
No cards to use, no low battery problem, no error,
No charging, always good signal and all messages sent.
Make prayer a habit like Texting.
A...Allah se daro... B...Bismillah se shuro karo...
C...Chor ko saza do... D...Deen seekho...
E...Eilum hasil karo... F...Farz ada karo...
G...Gussa mat karo... H...Haj ada karo...
I...Ibadat karo... J...Jannat millegi...
K....Kalma pado... L...Laa ilaha illalha...
M...Muhammad ur rasool allah... N...Namaz pado...
O...Omar ka lihaz karo... P...Parda karo...
Q...Quran pado... R...Roza rakho... S...Shukriya ada karo...
T...Tauba karo... U...Ummeed rakho... V...Vazoo karo...
W...Waqt ka lihaz karo... X...Xtra nafil pado...
Y...Yakeen karo Allah per... Z...Zikr Allah ka karo...
Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,
World perfect book is QURAN,
And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN.
Prayer is an open line to Heaven.
No cards to use, no low battery problem, no error,
No charging, always good signal and all messages sent.
Make prayer a habit like Texting.
A...Allah se daro... B...Bismillah se shuro karo...
C...Chor ko saza do... D...Deen seekho...
E...Eilum hasil karo... F...Farz ada karo...
G...Gussa mat karo... H...Haj ada karo...
I...Ibadat karo... J...Jannat millegi...
K....Kalma pado... L...Laa ilaha illalha...
M...Muhammad ur rasool allah... N...Namaz pado...
O...Omar ka lihaz karo... P...Parda karo...
Q...Quran pado... R...Roza rakho... S...Shukriya ada karo...
T...Tauba karo... U...Ummeed rakho... V...Vazoo karo...
W...Waqt ka lihaz karo... X...Xtra nafil pado...
Y...Yakeen karo Allah per... Z...Zikr Allah ka karo...
Naughty Messages
What is the height of Flirting?
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
"TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".
BUY A SCOOTY.....
PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY....
TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...
DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ...
GET A CUTY};-pasha
!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$
aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya raghavv 2417
this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it remzozo
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
"TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".
BUY A SCOOTY.....
PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY....
TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...
DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ...
GET A CUTY};-pasha
!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$
aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya raghavv 2417
this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it remzozo
Punjabi sms shayari
Assa vaang musafir tur jaana,
teri mehfil sada abaad rahe,
kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi,
jekar tenu saadi yaad rahe!
Jo assar hai akh di maar ander
oh na teer te na talwaar andar
ohna Rab nu labh ke ki lena
Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander!!!
Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!!
teri mehfil sada abaad rahe,
kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi,
jekar tenu saadi yaad rahe!
Jo assar hai akh di maar ander
oh na teer te na talwaar andar
ohna Rab nu labh ke ki lena
Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander!!!
Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!!
Urdu Hindi Poetry Messages
Aye RAB mojza kardey
uski chahat ka phir silsala kar de
qaboliyat ki wo ghari batla dey mujhko
main joo mangon ata kardey mujh ko
tujhey wasta terey mehboob bandon ka
oss key dil main meri jagah kar dey
dekha dey tu rang apni kudrat ka
taptey sehra ko tu behta hoa dariya kardey
parhney waley sy hay yeh iltaja meri
merey haq main fakat yeh dua kardey
teree judai mein dil bekraar na karu,,
tu hukam de to tera intzaar na karu,,
bewafai ki hai to is kadar karna....
ke fir kissee se pyaar na karu
Pathar Agar Tha Unka Dil,
To Mera Kaanch Ka Na Banaya Hota,
Unhein Pighalna Nahi Aaya To,
Mujhe Sambhalna Hi Sikhaya Hota.
uski chahat ka phir silsala kar de
qaboliyat ki wo ghari batla dey mujhko
main joo mangon ata kardey mujh ko
tujhey wasta terey mehboob bandon ka
oss key dil main meri jagah kar dey
dekha dey tu rang apni kudrat ka
taptey sehra ko tu behta hoa dariya kardey
parhney waley sy hay yeh iltaja meri
merey haq main fakat yeh dua kardey
teree judai mein dil bekraar na karu,,
tu hukam de to tera intzaar na karu,,
bewafai ki hai to is kadar karna....
ke fir kissee se pyaar na karu
Pathar Agar Tha Unka Dil,
To Mera Kaanch Ka Na Banaya Hota,
Unhein Pighalna Nahi Aaya To,
Mujhe Sambhalna Hi Sikhaya Hota.
Sweet Funny Messages
Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,
Magar aab kya karoge...?
Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?
Ha ha ha ha
Jo Juldi mile woh hai gum
Jo juldi mile woh hai gum,
jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,
jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar,
jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP.
Life is like math
Life is like math.
Friends ko plus kro ,
dushman ko minus kro,
khushion ko multiply kro,
Gham ko divide kro,
aur hamesha muskrao.
Aap aik brilliant,
beautiful,
genius
Aap aik brilliant,
beautiful,
genius,
smart,
nice,
gud looking,
intelligent,
respectful,
kind,
ideal
larke ka sms par rahe ho.
Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,
Magar aab kya karoge...?
Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?
Ha ha ha ha
Jo Juldi mile woh hai gum
Jo juldi mile woh hai gum,
jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,
jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar,
jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP.
Life is like math
Life is like math.
Friends ko plus kro ,
dushman ko minus kro,
khushion ko multiply kro,
Gham ko divide kro,
aur hamesha muskrao.
Aap aik brilliant,
beautiful,
genius
Aap aik brilliant,
beautiful,
genius,
smart,
nice,
gud looking,
intelligent,
respectful,
kind,
ideal
larke ka sms par rahe ho.
English Messages Collection
Girls misuse it!
Anger robs it!
Models sell it!
Photographrs cage it!
Doctor advice it!
Death freezs it!!
Artists Create it!!!
Thats SMILE....
be Happy
Help ever,
hurt never!
Love ever,
hate never!
Give ever,
expect never!
Smile ever,
cry never!
Think me ever,
forget ME Never!!!
if u ask me for how long i'll be ur friend?
my answer will be
i dont knw......
Coz I really dont knw which is longer,
FOREVER or ALWAYS!
Smokers have a smoking heart,
Drinkers have an alcholic heart,
I requested you don't eat sugar,
because YOU ALREADY HAVE A "SWEET HEART"
Anger robs it!
Models sell it!
Photographrs cage it!
Doctor advice it!
Death freezs it!!
Artists Create it!!!
Thats SMILE....
be Happy
Help ever,
hurt never!
Love ever,
hate never!
Give ever,
expect never!
Smile ever,
cry never!
Think me ever,
forget ME Never!!!
if u ask me for how long i'll be ur friend?
my answer will be
i dont knw......
Coz I really dont knw which is longer,
FOREVER or ALWAYS!
Smokers have a smoking heart,
Drinkers have an alcholic heart,
I requested you don't eat sugar,
because YOU ALREADY HAVE A "SWEET HEART"
Dard e Dill Shayari Messages
Aaj To Hum Maut Ki Dua Kar Ke Roye Hain
Dobara Aaj Khuda Se Gila Kar Ke Roye Hain
Kyon Na Likh Saka Tu Us Ko Taqdeer Mein Meri
Yeh Aik Khayal Soch Kar Phir Hum Roye Hain.
Sapne Ki Tarah Aakar Chale Gaye
Gamo Ki Neend Sulakar Chale Gaye
Kis Bhool Ki Saza Di Humko??
Pehle Hasaya Aur Fir Rulakar Chale Gaye.
Hum ko to muskranay ki Aadat si hai
Ansoon ko Chupanay ki Aadat si hai
Duwa na hi Dawa Kaam kerti Hai hum per..
Ab to Zakhm Khanay ki Aadat si Hai..
Paane se khone ka maza aur hai
Bandh aankhon main rone ka maza aur hai
Aansoo bane lafz aur lafz bane ghazal
aur uss ghazal main tere hone ka maza aur hai
Dobara Aaj Khuda Se Gila Kar Ke Roye Hain
Kyon Na Likh Saka Tu Us Ko Taqdeer Mein Meri
Yeh Aik Khayal Soch Kar Phir Hum Roye Hain.
Sapne Ki Tarah Aakar Chale Gaye
Gamo Ki Neend Sulakar Chale Gaye
Kis Bhool Ki Saza Di Humko??
Pehle Hasaya Aur Fir Rulakar Chale Gaye.
Hum ko to muskranay ki Aadat si hai
Ansoon ko Chupanay ki Aadat si hai
Duwa na hi Dawa Kaam kerti Hai hum per..
Ab to Zakhm Khanay ki Aadat si Hai..
Paane se khone ka maza aur hai
Bandh aankhon main rone ka maza aur hai
Aansoo bane lafz aur lafz bane ghazal
aur uss ghazal main tere hone ka maza aur hai
New SMS Collection
Luv the 1,
who cares 4 u,
Care the 1,
who shares with u,
share the 1,
who knows u,
know the 1 who meets u,
meet the 1,
who is made for you
Law of conversation of love.
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed but can be transferred from one girlfriend to another with some slig
C L O S E N E S S resides in d heart.
So no matter how busy or far apart we are,
u are always remembered & cared 4ever
SMILE S-Sets u free.
M-Makes u special.
I-Increases ur face value L-Lifts up ur sprits E-Erases all your tensions.......
so SMILE PLZ!
If I call U:
Single ring means iam thinking of u.
2 Rings means I miss u.
3 ring means I like u.
4 rings means Dubukku attend my call. Hehehi
who cares 4 u,
Care the 1,
who shares with u,
share the 1,
who knows u,
know the 1 who meets u,
meet the 1,
who is made for you
Law of conversation of love.
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed but can be transferred from one girlfriend to another with some slig
C L O S E N E S S resides in d heart.
So no matter how busy or far apart we are,
u are always remembered & cared 4ever
SMILE S-Sets u free.
M-Makes u special.
I-Increases ur face value L-Lifts up ur sprits E-Erases all your tensions.......
so SMILE PLZ!
If I call U:
Single ring means iam thinking of u.
2 Rings means I miss u.
3 ring means I like u.
4 rings means Dubukku attend my call. Hehehi
Islamic SMS Messages
Tere baggi tere shaatim ache nahi lagte,
Tera saiya no ho jin per wo sar ache nahi lagte,
Tere Ashaab se mujhe ko muhabat kyon ne ho Nabi (pbuh),
Kise unche, ghane, thande Shajar ache nahi lagte,
Hazrat Muhammad (PBUH) ne farmaya
Wo Shakhs Jannati Hay Jo Raat Ko
Sone Se Pehle Sab Ko Maf Kar Ke Soey.
Tera saiya no ho jin per wo sar ache nahi lagte,
Tere Ashaab se mujhe ko muhabat kyon ne ho Nabi (pbuh),
Kise unche, ghane, thande Shajar ache nahi lagte,
Hazrat Muhammad (PBUH) ne farmaya
Wo Shakhs Jannati Hay Jo Raat Ko
Sone Se Pehle Sab Ko Maf Kar Ke Soey.
English SMS Collection
Thought of the Day:
Vision without action is a daydream,
Action without vision is a nightmare.
Hey sorry 4 disturbing u at this time.
I need ur help.
if u r not busy if u don't mind.
if u can & if its not disturbing u pls delete this msg
If I cud write u a letter & the sky was my paper,
the ocean my ink & the stars my words,
it wud still not b enough 2 describe how good a friend u are to Me.
Star has 5 ends,
square has 4 ends,
triangle has 3 ends,
line has 2 ends,
ife has 1 end,
but good relation have no end,
so keep in touch.
GOOD DAY
Frndz r like films
some are musical;
some r romantic;
some r adventurous;
some r comedy;
and yet others r tragedy;
but very few like U,
r oscar winning!!
Vision without action is a daydream,
Action without vision is a nightmare.
Hey sorry 4 disturbing u at this time.
I need ur help.
if u r not busy if u don't mind.
if u can & if its not disturbing u pls delete this msg
If I cud write u a letter & the sky was my paper,
the ocean my ink & the stars my words,
it wud still not b enough 2 describe how good a friend u are to Me.
Star has 5 ends,
square has 4 ends,
triangle has 3 ends,
line has 2 ends,
ife has 1 end,
but good relation have no end,
so keep in touch.
GOOD DAY
Frndz r like films
some are musical;
some r romantic;
some r adventurous;
some r comedy;
and yet others r tragedy;
but very few like U,
r oscar winning!!
Waheguru g ka khalsa - SMS Message
Sanu vair kamouna nahi aanda,
Lok aeven sathon ghabrai jande.
Muchaa khundiya rakhan da shonk sada,
Lok galat andaze lagai jande.
Sanu chust chalakiya nahi aandiya,
Jo kai da karke vakhaida ae.
O assi khalsa khals dudh varge,
Har maadan vich fateh bulai jande.
Jina khatir sade guru kurbban hoye,
O sade dharam thle lai jande.
Unna d taneya to dar-dar sada,
Gabru kess katvai janede.
OH roko uuna veera nu jereh,
Sikhi da mazak bnai jande.
From: Jagpreet
Lok aeven sathon ghabrai jande.
Muchaa khundiya rakhan da shonk sada,
Lok galat andaze lagai jande.
Sanu chust chalakiya nahi aandiya,
Jo kai da karke vakhaida ae.
O assi khalsa khals dudh varge,
Har maadan vich fateh bulai jande.
Jina khatir sade guru kurbban hoye,
O sade dharam thle lai jande.
Unna d taneya to dar-dar sada,
Gabru kess katvai janede.
OH roko uuna veera nu jereh,
Sikhi da mazak bnai jande.
From: Jagpreet
Sweet SMS Messages
Happiness keeps you sweet.
Trails make you strong.
Sorrows keep you human.
Failures keep you humble.
Success keep you glowing and god keeps you going...
Priest was stroking Nun's thigh.
Nun:Father, read Bible Verse 89.
Priest apologies & goes home to read bible Verse 89.
It read: GO HIGHER TO FIND GLORY.
Im glad friendship doesnt come with price tag.
For if it does,
id never afford someone as gr8 as u!
Children use their thum to suck,
illetrate use their thumb as signature,
but monkey uses their thumb to read SMS!
NOW DON'T CHANGE UR FINGER!
Trails make you strong.
Sorrows keep you human.
Failures keep you humble.
Success keep you glowing and god keeps you going...
Priest was stroking Nun's thigh.
Nun:Father, read Bible Verse 89.
Priest apologies & goes home to read bible Verse 89.
It read: GO HIGHER TO FIND GLORY.
Im glad friendship doesnt come with price tag.
For if it does,
id never afford someone as gr8 as u!
Children use their thum to suck,
illetrate use their thumb as signature,
but monkey uses their thumb to read SMS!
NOW DON'T CHANGE UR FINGER!
Funny Political SMS
Nehru and Gandhi had never used UNDERWEAR under their Dhoti.
Y??????????????
cz they belived in
"FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT"
QuAid-e-AzaM Bhi Foat Ho Gay...
LiaQat Ali KhaN Bhi ShAheEd Ho gay...
IqBal Bhi nahI RaHay....
Ab MeRi Bhi TaBiat TheEk Nahi RehTi...
na Janay Is Mulk ka KyA BaNay ga
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.
Y??????????????
cz they belived in
"FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT"
QuAid-e-AzaM Bhi Foat Ho Gay...
LiaQat Ali KhaN Bhi ShAheEd Ho gay...
IqBal Bhi nahI RaHay....
Ab MeRi Bhi TaBiat TheEk Nahi RehTi...
na Janay Is Mulk ka KyA BaNay ga
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.
Funny SMS Message
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Brrrrr
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Brrrrrr
.
.
Ghabrao nahi, Faraz ne Coak pi li hai...
Today i was cooking chicken when i added green palak.
Chicken started singing & dancing :
" HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG DALA
MAR DALA MAR DALA "
Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Ab tum hi batao,
kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?
Brrrrr
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Brrrrrr
.
.
Ghabrao nahi, Faraz ne Coak pi li hai...
Today i was cooking chicken when i added green palak.
Chicken started singing & dancing :
" HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG DALA
MAR DALA MAR DALA "
Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Ab tum hi batao,
kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?
Exam SMS Collection
TOUGH PAPER
If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel tht d paper is tough,
dont worry.
Just close ur eyes,
take a deep breath
n say 2 urself
"Dis is a very interesting subject.
I want to study it one more time"
Parh likh kar kya karna hai,
Akhir Ek din sabko marna hai,
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya,
to fir sala nursery se hi to parhna hai !
Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi
jee nahi lagta hai kahin
Ae Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??"
"Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai"
If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel tht d paper is tough,
dont worry.
Just close ur eyes,
take a deep breath
n say 2 urself
"Dis is a very interesting subject.
I want to study it one more time"
Parh likh kar kya karna hai,
Akhir Ek din sabko marna hai,
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya,
to fir sala nursery se hi to parhna hai !
Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi
jee nahi lagta hai kahin
Ae Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??"
"Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai"
English Sweet SMS
When god opened the windows of haven he saw me & asked
" what is your wish of 2day"
I said "Lord take care of the cute 1 who is reading my sms"
Live can be hard nt alwys b fun,
Jst as nght bring darknes & mrning brings sun.
Whn lif bcoms tough & nobody seems 2 b dere,
jst remembr i'm stil dere 4 u 2 care. Gud Nite.
I asked for strength and God gave me difficulties to make me strong.
Wisdom-problems 2 solve. Prosperity-brain 2 work.
Courage-danger 2 overcome.
Love-troubled people 2 help.
Favours-opportunities.
I received nothing i wanted but everything i needed....
" what is your wish of 2day"
I said "Lord take care of the cute 1 who is reading my sms"
Live can be hard nt alwys b fun,
Jst as nght bring darknes & mrning brings sun.
Whn lif bcoms tough & nobody seems 2 b dere,
jst remembr i'm stil dere 4 u 2 care. Gud Nite.
I asked for strength and God gave me difficulties to make me strong.
Wisdom-problems 2 solve. Prosperity-brain 2 work.
Courage-danger 2 overcome.
Love-troubled people 2 help.
Favours-opportunities.
I received nothing i wanted but everything i needed....
Political SMS Poetry
Har taraf netaon ki mehfil jami hai
Jhuthe wadon ki hod si machi hai
In sabke waade, waade hi rahegen
zameer inke kabse soye pare hain
Gireban hai daagdaar,honto pe hansi hai
Changul me inke, AWAAM jakri pari hai
Na akal aayegi inko, na sonchegen ye kuchh bhi
Dilon mein jo inke, Lalach ki behti nadi hai
Hum sab jaag jayen , ye mouka sahi hai
Hamari mutthi mein, Hamari kismet pari hai
Dekho aur jaano, socho aur phir samjho
Uthege abb kadam ab, waqat bilkul sahi hai
Dosh deten hain hum inko,ye hamari kami hai
khud hamare hi wajah se inki pukhta zameen hai
Kyon soye hain ab tak, kyon hum roye hain ab tak
Zara hum sab sonche, sawalon ki na koi kami hai
Jhuthe wadon ki hod si machi hai
In sabke waade, waade hi rahegen
zameer inke kabse soye pare hain
Gireban hai daagdaar,honto pe hansi hai
Changul me inke, AWAAM jakri pari hai
Na akal aayegi inko, na sonchegen ye kuchh bhi
Dilon mein jo inke, Lalach ki behti nadi hai
Hum sab jaag jayen , ye mouka sahi hai
Hamari mutthi mein, Hamari kismet pari hai
Dekho aur jaano, socho aur phir samjho
Uthege abb kadam ab, waqat bilkul sahi hai
Dosh deten hain hum inko,ye hamari kami hai
khud hamare hi wajah se inki pukhta zameen hai
Kyon soye hain ab tak, kyon hum roye hain ab tak
Zara hum sab sonche, sawalon ki na koi kami hai
Guru Granth Saheb di kare......Poetry SMS
Singa jag bai hun jago aiha, Kidron aiha ?????
Bhindran wale santan ne hun ferklaiyan……
Motarcycal walyan ne fadh magar bathaiyan……
Nirankari gurbachana pappi jago ne bhudkaya.
Guru Granth Saheb di kare beyadbi goliyan naal udaya.
Aap guru ban baitha si jo oss di anakh mitaiyan…
Bai hun jago aiha, Kidron aiha ?????
Bhindran wale santan ne hun ferklaiyan……
Motarcycal walyan ne fadh magar bathaiyan……
Dujja number assi jago rani lala ji da laya,
Ulat singa de kairr kulacche oss nu paar bulaya,
Ludiane de lagge singa jago aan milaiyan .
Bai hun jago aiha, Kidron aiha ?????
Bhindran wale santan ne hun ferklaiyan……
Motarcycal walyan ne fadh magar bathaiyan……
Harbans lal khanni nu ikk din ja jago ne bhaa laya,
Bach ke na tu jawin ve baddya Shiv sena deya paalya,
Kada Kachiara etthe hi raina teri shamat aaiha.
Bai hun jago aiha, Kidron aiha ?????
Bhindran wale santan ne hun ferklaiyan……
Motarcycal walyan ne fadh magar bathaiyan……
Bhindran wale santan ne hun ferklaiyan……
Motarcycal walyan ne fadh magar bathaiyan……
Nirankari gurbachana pappi jago ne bhudkaya.
Guru Granth Saheb di kare beyadbi goliyan naal udaya.
Aap guru ban baitha si jo oss di anakh mitaiyan…
Bai hun jago aiha, Kidron aiha ?????
Bhindran wale santan ne hun ferklaiyan……
Motarcycal walyan ne fadh magar bathaiyan……
Dujja number assi jago rani lala ji da laya,
Ulat singa de kairr kulacche oss nu paar bulaya,
Ludiane de lagge singa jago aan milaiyan .
Bai hun jago aiha, Kidron aiha ?????
Bhindran wale santan ne hun ferklaiyan……
Motarcycal walyan ne fadh magar bathaiyan……
Harbans lal khanni nu ikk din ja jago ne bhaa laya,
Bach ke na tu jawin ve baddya Shiv sena deya paalya,
Kada Kachiara etthe hi raina teri shamat aaiha.
Bai hun jago aiha, Kidron aiha ?????
Bhindran wale santan ne hun ferklaiyan……
Motarcycal walyan ne fadh magar bathaiyan……
Cool SMS Collection
The Biggest mystry of Maths:
1000s of years passed ,
millions of theorems derived ,
100s of formulae Made but still........ ‘
x‘ is unknown!!!!!!!
Mohabat main sar ko jhuka dena koi mushkil nahi
Roshan soraj bhi chand ki khatir doob jata hay
People Are Not Beautiful,
As They Look, As They Walk, As They Wear.
People Are Beautiful,
As They Love, As They Are Sincere,
As They Care, As They Share.. !!
1000s of years passed ,
millions of theorems derived ,
100s of formulae Made but still........ ‘
x‘ is unknown!!!!!!!
Mohabat main sar ko jhuka dena koi mushkil nahi
Roshan soraj bhi chand ki khatir doob jata hay
People Are Not Beautiful,
As They Look, As They Walk, As They Wear.
People Are Beautiful,
As They Love, As They Are Sincere,
As They Care, As They Share.. !!
Double Meaning Messages
Ek Ganda Msg Sunao..?
Aik Larka Hota Hai..
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Woh Keechar Main Gir Jata Hai..
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GANDAAAAAAAAAA. .
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Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.
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mera matlab rasi se.....kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota.
Aik Larka Hota Hai..
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Woh Keechar Main Gir Jata Hai..
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GANDAAAAAAAAAA. .
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Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.
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mera matlab rasi se.....kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota.
Islamic Messages
Sun lo ISLAM k Dushmano,
Islam ki Hifazat ko Tayyar hen Hum,
Shahadat k Jazbe se Sarshar hen Hum,
Zarurat pari jab bhi Hamare Lahoo ki,
Lahoo Apna dene ko Tayyar hen Hum,
Bohat hi Bahadur or Khuddar hen Hum,
Faqat 1 Khuda k Wafadar hen Hum,
jis shaks ne mujhe aik lafz (word) bhi sakhya wo mea ustaad hai
hazrat ali (r,a)
mehfil mai jao tu yeh mat dekho ke
kon keh raha hai yeh suno k kia keh raha hai
hazrat ali (r,a)
Islam ki Hifazat ko Tayyar hen Hum,
Shahadat k Jazbe se Sarshar hen Hum,
Zarurat pari jab bhi Hamare Lahoo ki,
Lahoo Apna dene ko Tayyar hen Hum,
Bohat hi Bahadur or Khuddar hen Hum,
Faqat 1 Khuda k Wafadar hen Hum,
jis shaks ne mujhe aik lafz (word) bhi sakhya wo mea ustaad hai
hazrat ali (r,a)
mehfil mai jao tu yeh mat dekho ke
kon keh raha hai yeh suno k kia keh raha hai
hazrat ali (r,a)
Sonia Gandhi Funny SMS
After Electi0n PM Of India ManMohan Singh Said“
Yeh To Sonia G K Hath Ka Kamal Hai,
Werna Is Umar Mein Mera Khara Hona Mushkil Tha
Yeh To Sonia G K Hath Ka Kamal Hai,
Werna Is Umar Mein Mera Khara Hona Mushkil Tha
Ranjha Ranjha Kardi, Bulleh Shah
Ranjha Ranjha Kardi Hun Main Aape Ranjha Hoyi
Saddho Mainu Dheedo Ranjha Heer Na Aakho Koi
Ranjha Main Wich, Main Ranjhe Wich Gair Khayal Na Koi
Main Nahin Ooh Aap Hai Apni Aap Kare Diljoyi
Jo Kujh Saade Andar Vasse Zaat Asadi Soyi
Jis De Naal Main Nyon Lagaya Ohe Jaisi Hoyi
Chitthi Chadar Laah Sutt Kuruye, Pahan Faqeeraan Di Loyi
Chitthi Chadar Daag Lagesi, Loyi Daag Na Koi
Takht Hazare Lai Chal Bulleya, Syaali Mile Na Dhoyi
Ranjha Ranjha Kardi Main Hun Aape Ranjha Hoyi
Saddho Mainu Dheedo Ranjha Heer Na Aakho Koi
Ranjha Main Wich, Main Ranjhe Wich Gair Khayal Na Koi
Main Nahin Ooh Aap Hai Apni Aap Kare Diljoyi
Jo Kujh Saade Andar Vasse Zaat Asadi Soyi
Jis De Naal Main Nyon Lagaya Ohe Jaisi Hoyi
Chitthi Chadar Laah Sutt Kuruye, Pahan Faqeeraan Di Loyi
Chitthi Chadar Daag Lagesi, Loyi Daag Na Koi
Takht Hazare Lai Chal Bulleya, Syaali Mile Na Dhoyi
Ranjha Ranjha Kardi Main Hun Aape Ranjha Hoyi
Tere Ishq Nachaiyaan, Bulleh Shah Poetry SMS
Tere Ishq Nachaiyaan Kar Thaiyaa Thaiyaa
Tere Ishq Ne Dera Mere Andar Keeta,
Bhar Ke Zeher Payaala Main Taan Aape Peeta,
Jhabde Wahudi Tabiba Nahin Te Main Mar Gaiyaan
Chupp Giyah Ve Suraj Bahar Reh Gayi Laali
Ve Main Sadke Hova Mud Devein Je Virvali
Peera Main Bhul Gaiyaan Tere Naal Na Gaiyaan
Ais Ishq De Kolon Mainu Hatak Na Maaye
Laahu Jaandre Jun Kohda Morh Liaaye
Meri Akal Jun Bhulli Naal Mhaaniyaan Gaiyaan
Ais Ishq Di Jhangi Wich Mor Bulenda
Sanu Qibla Ton Qaaba Sohna Yaar Disenda
Saanu Ghayal Karke Pher Khabar Na Laaiyaan
Bullah, Shah Na Aounda Mainu Inayat De Buhe
Jisne Mainu awaye Chole Saave Te Suhe
Jaan Main Maari Aye Addi Mil Paya Hai Vahaiya
Tere Ishq Ne Dera Mere Andar Keeta,
Bhar Ke Zeher Payaala Main Taan Aape Peeta,
Jhabde Wahudi Tabiba Nahin Te Main Mar Gaiyaan
Chupp Giyah Ve Suraj Bahar Reh Gayi Laali
Ve Main Sadke Hova Mud Devein Je Virvali
Peera Main Bhul Gaiyaan Tere Naal Na Gaiyaan
Ais Ishq De Kolon Mainu Hatak Na Maaye
Laahu Jaandre Jun Kohda Morh Liaaye
Meri Akal Jun Bhulli Naal Mhaaniyaan Gaiyaan
Ais Ishq Di Jhangi Wich Mor Bulenda
Sanu Qibla Ton Qaaba Sohna Yaar Disenda
Saanu Ghayal Karke Pher Khabar Na Laaiyaan
Bullah, Shah Na Aounda Mainu Inayat De Buhe
Jisne Mainu awaye Chole Saave Te Suhe
Jaan Main Maari Aye Addi Mil Paya Hai Vahaiya
Funny Pathan SMS Messages
american sadar pathan se: Tum hum ko Osama do ham tum ko Titanic wali larki de ga.
Pathan: Hum tum ko Osama de ga par hamein Titanic wali larki nahi larka chaiye...
Aik Pathan parde ki dukan mein,
Sales Man: Kya chaiye?
Pathan: Parda chaiye.
Sales Man: Kis kisam ka aur kis rung ka chaiye?
Pathan: Gulaabi rung ka, mere compurter ke liye.
Sales man: Computer ke liye kisi parde ki zaroorat nahi.
Pathan: Hum ne Windows install kiya hai ,
is ke liye zaroorat hai..
Pathan Blood ke bare mein book parh raha tha.
Wife: Aaj ye kiu parh rahe ho gee??
Pathan: Mujhe doctor ne kaha kal Blood Test ho ga,
Is liye Test ki tayyari kar raha hoon....
Pathan: Hum tum ko Osama de ga par hamein Titanic wali larki nahi larka chaiye...
Aik Pathan parde ki dukan mein,
Sales Man: Kya chaiye?
Pathan: Parda chaiye.
Sales Man: Kis kisam ka aur kis rung ka chaiye?
Pathan: Gulaabi rung ka, mere compurter ke liye.
Sales man: Computer ke liye kisi parde ki zaroorat nahi.
Pathan: Hum ne Windows install kiya hai ,
is ke liye zaroorat hai..
Pathan Blood ke bare mein book parh raha tha.
Wife: Aaj ye kiu parh rahe ho gee??
Pathan: Mujhe doctor ne kaha kal Blood Test ho ga,
Is liye Test ki tayyari kar raha hoon....
Friendship Poetry SMS
Aapki Dosti hamein is kadar pyaari hai,
Jis tarah bin paani ke machli bechari hai,
Ab na aur kuch khawish hai,
Bus tum DOST bane raho ye hi tum se guzarish hai
Jaan hai mujkho zindagi se pyari,
jaan ke liye kardoon kurbaan yaari,
jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumari.
Ab tumse kya chupana,
TUM hi toh jaan hamari.
Shaam hote hi chiragon ko bujha deta hoom,
yeh dil hi kaafi hai tere yaad main jalne ke liye.
Jis tarah bin paani ke machli bechari hai,
Ab na aur kuch khawish hai,
Bus tum DOST bane raho ye hi tum se guzarish hai
Jaan hai mujkho zindagi se pyari,
jaan ke liye kardoon kurbaan yaari,
jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumari.
Ab tumse kya chupana,
TUM hi toh jaan hamari.
Shaam hote hi chiragon ko bujha deta hoom,
yeh dil hi kaafi hai tere yaad main jalne ke liye.
Sweet SMS Messages
I have a little angel flying around with a hammer,
each person she hits get a little bit of my love...
I hope she beats the hell out of you...!
My day start with ur name and my day stop with ur name
I cant hold my self just thinking about u
that how much I love you,
if you wanna know about this.
Just search my self in ur heart.
Hey.. Listen ..
two people were asking me ur details today.
I gave them ur address n mobile number.
They will be visiting u soon.
Their names r Joy & happiness.
each person she hits get a little bit of my love...
I hope she beats the hell out of you...!
My day start with ur name and my day stop with ur name
I cant hold my self just thinking about u
that how much I love you,
if you wanna know about this.
Just search my self in ur heart.
Hey.. Listen ..
two people were asking me ur details today.
I gave them ur address n mobile number.
They will be visiting u soon.
Their names r Joy & happiness.
Malayalam SMS Messages
nokane raville orothanmaru erinu nakshathram enunathe..
evanonum vere paniyille... Goooooooooood Morning.
u+ur dog=chakkikotha changaran u+urlover=enampechikku marappatty koottu u+ur mobile=kurangintey kayil poomala u+ur house=papi chennayidam pathalam.
Oru 30 vayasaya chettan oru 50 vayasaya chechiye kallayanam kazhichu first night ill tanne aa chettan tatty poyi.
pittennu doctor vannu postmortem nadatty nokki enittu paranju,.
aa chettan marichatu EXPIRE AYA PALU KUDICHITTANNU.
evanonum vere paniyille... Goooooooooood Morning.
u+ur dog=chakkikotha changaran u+urlover=enampechikku marappatty koottu u+ur mobile=kurangintey kayil poomala u+ur house=papi chennayidam pathalam.
Oru 30 vayasaya chettan oru 50 vayasaya chechiye kallayanam kazhichu first night ill tanne aa chettan tatty poyi.
pittennu doctor vannu postmortem nadatty nokki enittu paranju,.
aa chettan marichatu EXPIRE AYA PALU KUDICHITTANNU.
Telugu SMS Messages
Sneham anedi prati okkariki avasaram.
Prati manasu pai adi chestundi pettanam.
Nee snehaaniki nenu kattaubadi vunnanu,
lekapote aa devudiki kuda vundi naa avasaram.....
Pagalaite raatri kuda autundi.
Niraasha vaddu manaki manchi jarugutundi.
Denikaina samayam padutundi.
Antavaraku manaki opika avasaram vundi.
manishi dooramaithenemi manasu untadi ,
manasu thoti manasepudu kalasipothadi,
chavu brathuku lenididamma snehamannadi janma janamalakadi daggarouthadi
chelli.. nee navvu badhanu kooda navvinchaali,
nee jeevitham chavuni kooda brathikinchali,
nee vijayaporatanni choosi,
otami thana parajayanni oppukovali,
nee prema enthati virodhannaina tholaginchali,
ee anna manasulo velugula eppatiki brathiki undaali....
Prati manasu pai adi chestundi pettanam.
Nee snehaaniki nenu kattaubadi vunnanu,
lekapote aa devudiki kuda vundi naa avasaram.....
Pagalaite raatri kuda autundi.
Niraasha vaddu manaki manchi jarugutundi.
Denikaina samayam padutundi.
Antavaraku manaki opika avasaram vundi.
manishi dooramaithenemi manasu untadi ,
manasu thoti manasepudu kalasipothadi,
chavu brathuku lenididamma snehamannadi janma janamalakadi daggarouthadi
chelli.. nee navvu badhanu kooda navvinchaali,
nee jeevitham chavuni kooda brathikinchali,
nee vijayaporatanni choosi,
otami thana parajayanni oppukovali,
nee prema enthati virodhannaina tholaginchali,
ee anna manasulo velugula eppatiki brathiki undaali....
Funny Tamil SMS
Sorry 2 disturb u,
Matter is urgent..
Ravanan has again kidnapped Sita..
So, Lord Rama need 1000 monkeys urgently..
SMS padicha udane kilambavum..
kovama?
pesamatiya?
sms kooda anupa maatiya?
naan theirayama thana un
"Vaala" mithichen..
adhuku poe marathu mela yeari ukandhukita???
Actor Vijay: Doctor, kaathula 'rail' odura mathiri satham kekkuthu doctor.
Dr: check pannen onnume kekkaliyea
Vijay: Oruvelai yeathavathu station la ninririkomo..
Dr: ???????!!!!!!
Matter is urgent..
Ravanan has again kidnapped Sita..
So, Lord Rama need 1000 monkeys urgently..
SMS padicha udane kilambavum..
kovama?
pesamatiya?
sms kooda anupa maatiya?
naan theirayama thana un
"Vaala" mithichen..
adhuku poe marathu mela yeari ukandhukita???
Actor Vijay: Doctor, kaathula 'rail' odura mathiri satham kekkuthu doctor.
Dr: check pannen onnume kekkaliyea
Vijay: Oruvelai yeathavathu station la ninririkomo..
Dr: ???????!!!!!!
Naughty SMS Collection
HALLO, this is your mobile.
There is no particular problem.
I just wanted to leave your pocket,
the smell is unbearable!!!
Jab tum sms nahi karte to
Itna gussa ata hai
Dil to chahta hai CHAPPAL Utaar Kar
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Joote pehen loon aur aapse Milne Ajaun..
Who's Hot? It's U.
Who's Charming?It's U.
Who's Sweetest?It's U.
Who's Smart?It's U.
Who's Darling?It's U.
Zyada khush na ho,
yeh msge mujhe aya tha...
There is no particular problem.
I just wanted to leave your pocket,
the smell is unbearable!!!
Jab tum sms nahi karte to
Itna gussa ata hai
Dil to chahta hai CHAPPAL Utaar Kar
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Joote pehen loon aur aapse Milne Ajaun..
Who's Hot? It's U.
Who's Charming?It's U.
Who's Sweetest?It's U.
Who's Smart?It's U.
Who's Darling?It's U.
Zyada khush na ho,
yeh msge mujhe aya tha...
Gandhi Jayanthi SMS Messages
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question
Interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job I will investigate.
Teacher: batao Gandhi kaise paida huya?
Boy: Indian govt says “I.S.I" is fully involved in dis tragedy”
Kehti hai "I.S.I" na banti Gandhi ka janm na hota”
Lecturer: write a Note on Gandhi Jayanthi...
Student Writes, "Gandhi Was a Great Man,
Jayanthi is a super Figure
Gandhi loved Jayanthi.
One day he proposed her
she told ok to Gandhi.
At that day we r celebrating gandhi jayanthi
Interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job I will investigate.
Teacher: batao Gandhi kaise paida huya?
Boy: Indian govt says “I.S.I" is fully involved in dis tragedy”
Kehti hai "I.S.I" na banti Gandhi ka janm na hota”
Lecturer: write a Note on Gandhi Jayanthi...
Student Writes, "Gandhi Was a Great Man,
Jayanthi is a super Figure
Gandhi loved Jayanthi.
One day he proposed her
she told ok to Gandhi.
At that day we r celebrating gandhi jayanthi
Poetry SMS Messages
Ab To Aadat Si Ho Gayi Hai Dard Sehne Ki,
Apne Hi Zakhmo Me Dub Kar Rehne Ki,
Khamosh Tanhai Me Ab Dil Lagta Hai,
Na Pukare Koi,
Nigah Uthanese Bhi Dil Darta Hai…
Wo Yaad Yaad Nahi Jo Tanhai Me Aati Hai
Wo Yaad Yaad Nahi Jo Ruswai Me Aati Hai
Yaad To Wo Hai Jo Lakhon Ki Bheed Me BhiTanha Kar Jati Hai
Hum Jo Kehte Hai Wo Baat Khuda Lagti Hai,
Bas Yehi Baat Zamane Ko Buri Lagti Hai,
Chhut Na Jaye Kahin Chehre Se NaQabon Ka Hujoom,
Aaj Biphri Hui Kuch Tez Hawa Chalti Hai,
Taarne Wale Qayamat Ki Nazar Rakhte Hai,
Band Honthon Ki Kasam, Aankh Bahut Kuch Kehti Hai,
BurQ Girti Hai To Kehte Hai Jala Deti Hai,
Jalne Walon Ko Wo Kuch Aur Jala Deti Hai…
Apne Hi Zakhmo Me Dub Kar Rehne Ki,
Khamosh Tanhai Me Ab Dil Lagta Hai,
Na Pukare Koi,
Nigah Uthanese Bhi Dil Darta Hai…
Wo Yaad Yaad Nahi Jo Tanhai Me Aati Hai
Wo Yaad Yaad Nahi Jo Ruswai Me Aati Hai
Yaad To Wo Hai Jo Lakhon Ki Bheed Me BhiTanha Kar Jati Hai
Hum Jo Kehte Hai Wo Baat Khuda Lagti Hai,
Bas Yehi Baat Zamane Ko Buri Lagti Hai,
Chhut Na Jaye Kahin Chehre Se NaQabon Ka Hujoom,
Aaj Biphri Hui Kuch Tez Hawa Chalti Hai,
Taarne Wale Qayamat Ki Nazar Rakhte Hai,
Band Honthon Ki Kasam, Aankh Bahut Kuch Kehti Hai,
BurQ Girti Hai To Kehte Hai Jala Deti Hai,
Jalne Walon Ko Wo Kuch Aur Jala Deti Hai…
Politics SMS
Politician: Sach sach batao tum ne kitni baar mujh se bewafai ki?
WIFE: kul 3 baar!
Politician: Kab kab?
WIFE: Jab aap ke dil ka operation tha to Dr k pas gai,
Jab aap jail gae to judge k pas gai.
Politician: Or teesri baar?
WIFE: Jab apko hakumat banana thi or aap k pas 84 MPAs kum thay..
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
WIFE: kul 3 baar!
Politician: Kab kab?
WIFE: Jab aap ke dil ka operation tha to Dr k pas gai,
Jab aap jail gae to judge k pas gai.
Politician: Or teesri baar?
WIFE: Jab apko hakumat banana thi or aap k pas 84 MPAs kum thay..
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
Exam SMS Messages
Father to son: Saath walon ki larki ko dekh,
wo exam may first ayee hai !! . . . . . . .
Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha,
tabhi to supply aii hai
Kehdo un pharno walo say,
kabhi hum bhi parha kartay thay,
jitna syllabus parh k woh top kartay hain,
utna tu hum choice per chor dia karty thy
Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day
What Any Fool Can Do In 100 Days
Just As
We Complete Sylabus In A Day B4 Exam,
While D Faculty Take 1 Year
wo exam may first ayee hai !! . . . . . . .
Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha,
tabhi to supply aii hai
Kehdo un pharno walo say,
kabhi hum bhi parha kartay thay,
jitna syllabus parh k woh top kartay hain,
utna tu hum choice per chor dia karty thy
Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day
What Any Fool Can Do In 100 Days
Just As
We Complete Sylabus In A Day B4 Exam,
While D Faculty Take 1 Year
Bengali Messages
Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore,
Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore,
Kao Abar 3/4 Gontao Kore,
Kao Kao to Sara Rat Doray Kore....Ki ?...Ki Abar ....
MOBILE CHARGE!!
Hridoy khula shopa dilam turi chorona,
Hridoy khula shopa dilam turi chorona,
Eccha hole aagla rakhis hridoy gohina
Aoniccha ta chura falis kuno ek dustbina!!
Wo khush ikhlaqi....
Wo payari ankhein....
Wo MASOOM sa chehra....
Wo UMDA ZEHAN....
Wo Nice Personality.
Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore,
Kao Abar 3/4 Gontao Kore,
Kao Kao to Sara Rat Doray Kore....Ki ?...Ki Abar ....
MOBILE CHARGE!!
Hridoy khula shopa dilam turi chorona,
Hridoy khula shopa dilam turi chorona,
Eccha hole aagla rakhis hridoy gohina
Aoniccha ta chura falis kuno ek dustbina!!
Wo khush ikhlaqi....
Wo payari ankhein....
Wo MASOOM sa chehra....
Wo UMDA ZEHAN....
Wo Nice Personality.
Bengali SMS Collection
Oru vasantha kalam,
bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.
padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu
aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu .
.appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.
ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..
Ninnkkaay 10 Ummakal
Paathumma
ayishumma
nabeesumma
kadeesumma
hadeesumma
hajjumma
beepathumma
cheriyumma
mariyumma
kunjumma
Pinna enda umma onumkudy ninda vallumma
Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela,
Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela,()
Ak Chad ka ghira e jano tader joto khela,
Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat,
Amar kacha tui ja Bondo..Oi Akaser e Chad!!
bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.
padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu
aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu .
.appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.
ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..
Ninnkkaay 10 Ummakal
Paathumma
ayishumma
nabeesumma
kadeesumma
hadeesumma
hajjumma
beepathumma
cheriyumma
mariyumma
kunjumma
Pinna enda umma onumkudy ninda vallumma
Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela,
Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela,()
Ak Chad ka ghira e jano tader joto khela,
Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat,
Amar kacha tui ja Bondo..Oi Akaser e Chad!!
Funny Hindi SMS Collection
Beta:Papa aap ko Cancer howa hai phir aap sab ko AIDS kiyun bataatay ho?
Baap:Taakay mere merne ke baad koi teri maa ko hath na laga sake.
Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,
Maa Main Kitni Dravni Hun!
Maa Boli Beti Zaida Ghumand Acha Nhi
Abhi Tu Ne Msg Parhne Walay Ko Nahi Dekha...
Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy
BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni Sexy Aur Beautiful Hen
Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein
NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.
Baap:Taakay mere merne ke baad koi teri maa ko hath na laga sake.
Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,
Maa Main Kitni Dravni Hun!
Maa Boli Beti Zaida Ghumand Acha Nhi
Abhi Tu Ne Msg Parhne Walay Ko Nahi Dekha...
Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy
BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni Sexy Aur Beautiful Hen
Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein
NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.
Punjabi Funny SMS
Jadoon tyra khayaal na aaway
asse udaas ho jandy aan
Ty soun ve nai sakday chalo a dus diyo
k tusi vi saanu eynaa ee yaad karday o?
ya roz batti band kar kay soun janday o
Oooay!
Mama Papa Di Jaan…
Saday wal v karo Dheyan….
Asi Bohat Han Pareshan…
Towaday Wallon na koi Bell na Koi Sms da Nishan..
Kithay O Meri Jaan???
Assi v kisi de Naal payar keeta C,
Odi yaad vich Dil bekarar keeta C,
darr darr k Aik Din izhaar keeta C,
O Marjani kehndi VEERA
MÄin tey Mazaak keeta C.
asse udaas ho jandy aan
Ty soun ve nai sakday chalo a dus diyo
k tusi vi saanu eynaa ee yaad karday o?
ya roz batti band kar kay soun janday o
Oooay!
Mama Papa Di Jaan…
Saday wal v karo Dheyan….
Asi Bohat Han Pareshan…
Towaday Wallon na koi Bell na Koi Sms da Nishan..
Kithay O Meri Jaan???
Assi v kisi de Naal payar keeta C,
Odi yaad vich Dil bekarar keeta C,
darr darr k Aik Din izhaar keeta C,
O Marjani kehndi VEERA
MÄin tey Mazaak keeta C.
Gandhi Punjabi Poetry
Naal charkehya desh ni azaad hoeya,
Aiven loki gnadhi nu sehra banani firde,
Ohna diyan dhotiyan naal ni angrej sarkar hilli,
Photo jina di notan te chapai firde,
Khoon dhol ke jina layi azaadi ,
Kurbani ohni di ajj dilon bhulayi firde,
Bhul gye saare SARDAR BHAGAT varge soormeya nu,
Aiven gandhi Jehe gidar nu baapu banai firde……
Aiven loki gnadhi nu sehra banani firde,
Ohna diyan dhotiyan naal ni angrej sarkar hilli,
Photo jina di notan te chapai firde,
Khoon dhol ke jina layi azaadi ,
Kurbani ohni di ajj dilon bhulayi firde,
Bhul gye saare SARDAR BHAGAT varge soormeya nu,
Aiven gandhi Jehe gidar nu baapu banai firde……
Sorry SMS
Hum laga baithe the dil pathar se,
toot gaya yeh khuda ki raza hai.
Unglian doobi hain apne he khoon mein,
yeh kaanch ke tukre uthane ki saza hai.
Andaz badalne lagte hain,
hoton pe shararat hoti hai,
Andaz badalne lagte hain,
hoton pe shararat hoti hai,
Nazron se pata chal jata hai
Jis dilme mohabbat hoti hai....
Koi kuch bhi na kahay to pata kya hai
Is bechain khamoshi ki wajah kya hai
Unhain ja kay koi kahay hum lay lenge zahar bhi
Woh sirf yeh to bata dain meri khata kya hai…….
toot gaya yeh khuda ki raza hai.
Unglian doobi hain apne he khoon mein,
yeh kaanch ke tukre uthane ki saza hai.
Andaz badalne lagte hain,
hoton pe shararat hoti hai,
Andaz badalne lagte hain,
hoton pe shararat hoti hai,
Nazron se pata chal jata hai
Jis dilme mohabbat hoti hai....
Koi kuch bhi na kahay to pata kya hai
Is bechain khamoshi ki wajah kya hai
Unhain ja kay koi kahay hum lay lenge zahar bhi
Woh sirf yeh to bata dain meri khata kya hai…….
Romantic SMS Messages Collection
Bay qarar mausam may
Yaad k jharoko`n say
Phir Tum hi sy milnay ki
Dil may kitni khawahish hai
Jo udaas rakhti hai
Aaj kal decemeber ki
Phir udaas shaamein hain
In ujaarr aankho`n may
Zard zard raatein hain
Barishon k mausam may
Toot phoot jata hoon
Jab bhi yaad aatay ho
Khud ko bhool jata hoon…..!
nikaal daliye dil se hamari yaadon ko....!!
yakeen kijiye hum mein wo baat hi nahi rahi....
Yaad k jharoko`n say
Phir Tum hi sy milnay ki
Dil may kitni khawahish hai
Jo udaas rakhti hai
Aaj kal decemeber ki
Phir udaas shaamein hain
In ujaarr aankho`n may
Zard zard raatein hain
Barishon k mausam may
Toot phoot jata hoon
Jab bhi yaad aatay ho
Khud ko bhool jata hoon…..!
nikaal daliye dil se hamari yaadon ko....!!
yakeen kijiye hum mein wo baat hi nahi rahi....
Malayalam SMS Messages
Aakash kande,Batas kande,kande amar MON,
Tomar sobi buke nia katai SARAKKHON!
Toru kande,Lota kande,kande boner PAKHI,
Tomi amay SMS koro na,bolo tar dukkho kothay RAKHI!!! Bye
shajahan mumtassinte
ormakkayi tajmahal
ketti...
mandan!
Njanariyunnengil
mumthasinte
ormakkayi avalude
aniyathiye kettiyene!
I love u da! Ninne
Kanathe jevikan
vayya!Ninte aduthe
ephozhum samsarikan
thonnunu...! Ninne enike
nashta pedumoda...!
I Love U...Miss U..da,
1000 UMMA...da
Inganeyane Daily
'SANIYA MIRZA'msg
ayakunathe ! Entha
cheyka.Sowndaryam
undayal etha
kuzhapam. Ninaku
pinne aa Preshnam
ellalo....
Tomar sobi buke nia katai SARAKKHON!
Toru kande,Lota kande,kande boner PAKHI,
Tomi amay SMS koro na,bolo tar dukkho kothay RAKHI!!! Bye
shajahan mumtassinte
ormakkayi tajmahal
ketti...
mandan!
Njanariyunnengil
mumthasinte
ormakkayi avalude
aniyathiye kettiyene!
I love u da! Ninne
Kanathe jevikan
vayya!Ninte aduthe
ephozhum samsarikan
thonnunu...! Ninne enike
nashta pedumoda...!
I Love U...Miss U..da,
1000 UMMA...da
Inganeyane Daily
'SANIYA MIRZA'msg
ayakunathe ! Entha
cheyka.Sowndaryam
undayal etha
kuzhapam. Ninaku
pinne aa Preshnam
ellalo....
Malayalam Messages SMS
Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?
Kulichal pokatha azukkundo?
Chirichal kanatha pallundo?
Marakkan pattatha thettudo?
Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?
Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??
Aval oru
moolippattu
paady,Njan
kaathorthirunnu...
Aval onnu
kadichu,Njan
pulanju poyi..
Aval valichu
kudichu,Njan
annangade
kidannu...
Aval kuninju,Njan
purakiloode
adichu...'how'
Aval pulanju,'Chey'
Ente dehathellam
aayi...
'HAAVOO'
'KOTHUK' chathu.
Kulichal pokatha azukkundo?
Chirichal kanatha pallundo?
Marakkan pattatha thettudo?
Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?
Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??
Aval oru
moolippattu
paady,Njan
kaathorthirunnu...
Aval onnu
kadichu,Njan
pulanju poyi..
Aval valichu
kudichu,Njan
annangade
kidannu...
Aval kuninju,Njan
purakiloode
adichu...'how'
Aval pulanju,'Chey'
Ente dehathellam
aayi...
'HAAVOO'
'KOTHUK' chathu.
Malayalam SMS Collection
ulahamaana thamizhin makkal anpudai paarkum unkal SUN-tv yil intha
vaaram orunal dub seytha puthan thirai padam........
monday-'ammachi tirumbi Vannachu'(MUMMY RETURNS) tuesday-
'silandi mapilai'
(THE SPIDER MAN)wednesday-'karyam seyyamudiyath
(THE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE)
thursday- 'karuta mapilais'(MEN IN BLACK)friday-'otta mapilai'
(HOLLOW MAN)
Ente Rum ile Sodayanu Nee Nalla Veesukara,
Peggozhichu Njaan Kaathu Vechoruren
Chillu Glassiloorum Lickeronnu vende......
Liquoronnu vende..nalla veeshukaara..ente kootukaraa..
Thottu koottuvanulla picklum..
chipsum ennapole
Thottaduthu njan ninnuvenkilum veeshukilla mone..
vaaram orunal dub seytha puthan thirai padam........
monday-'ammachi tirumbi Vannachu'(MUMMY RETURNS) tuesday-
'silandi mapilai'
(THE SPIDER MAN)wednesday-'karyam seyyamudiyath
(THE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE)
thursday- 'karuta mapilais'(MEN IN BLACK)friday-'otta mapilai'
(HOLLOW MAN)
Ente Rum ile Sodayanu Nee Nalla Veesukara,
Peggozhichu Njaan Kaathu Vechoruren
Chillu Glassiloorum Lickeronnu vende......
Liquoronnu vende..nalla veeshukaara..ente kootukaraa..
Thottu koottuvanulla picklum..
chipsum ennapole
Thottaduthu njan ninnuvenkilum veeshukilla mone..
Love SMS
hath me le k mera hath ye wada karlo,
ab na choro gey mera sath ye wada karlo!
tum na badlo gey badalty hue mosaam ki tarha,
beetny wali hai barsat ye wada karlo!
log halaat badalty hi badal jaty hain,
tum na badlogey riwayat ye wada karlo!
tum tu wadey bhi bhula dety ho aksa,
ab na bhulo gey koi bat ye wada karlo!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Diwar-e-Dard pe
fariyad likhte hai
Har rat tanhayi ko
abad karte hain
Ae Khuda unhe khush
rakhna
jinhe hum tujse zyada
Yad karte hain
ab na choro gey mera sath ye wada karlo!
tum na badlo gey badalty hue mosaam ki tarha,
beetny wali hai barsat ye wada karlo!
log halaat badalty hi badal jaty hain,
tum na badlogey riwayat ye wada karlo!
tum tu wadey bhi bhula dety ho aksa,
ab na bhulo gey koi bat ye wada karlo!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Diwar-e-Dard pe
fariyad likhte hai
Har rat tanhayi ko
abad karte hain
Ae Khuda unhe khush
rakhna
jinhe hum tujse zyada
Yad karte hain
Love SMS Collection
Tum nay murjhaye hoye phool kabhi dekhain hain?
dil ki kabroon per paray
hijr ki lash ki aankhon pe dharay
tum nay uktaye hoay khawab kabhi dekhain hain ?
dard ki palkoon se liptay hoay
ghabraye hoay
tum nay bechain duain kabhi dekhi hian?
muhabat ke kinaroon per bhatakti phirti
tum nay dekha hai mujhe?
kia kabhi dekha hai mujhe..??
mohabbat dukh nhi deti agar be-gharz ho jazba
agar manzil bane rasta,agar chaht k pardey mai
koi lalach naho lipta,agar tum sonp do sub kuch
silay mai kuch nhi maango
agar sodaa naho koi
mohabbat bas mohabbat ho !
tu phir yeh sukh hi deti hai,
kabhi dukh nhi deti
mohabbat dukh nhi deti......
dil ki kabroon per paray
hijr ki lash ki aankhon pe dharay
tum nay uktaye hoay khawab kabhi dekhain hain ?
dard ki palkoon se liptay hoay
ghabraye hoay
tum nay bechain duain kabhi dekhi hian?
muhabat ke kinaroon per bhatakti phirti
tum nay dekha hai mujhe?
kia kabhi dekha hai mujhe..??
mohabbat dukh nhi deti agar be-gharz ho jazba
agar manzil bane rasta,agar chaht k pardey mai
koi lalach naho lipta,agar tum sonp do sub kuch
silay mai kuch nhi maango
agar sodaa naho koi
mohabbat bas mohabbat ho !
tu phir yeh sukh hi deti hai,
kabhi dukh nhi deti
mohabbat dukh nhi deti......
Good Luck Messages
Tamana Karte Ho Jin Khushyon Ki.
Wo Khushiyan Ap ke Qadmon mn Ho
Khuda Ap ko wo Haqiqat mn de jo socha ap ne Sapno mn Ho.
Dua ki $urat Mein $ab ki Khatir
Jo meray Honton say Lafz Niklay
Jo meri Ankhon $ay Ashk Niklay
Unhi k badlay mein ay 'ALLAH'
Jub bhe $ab ka Naseeb likhna
Urooj Likhna
Kamal Likhna
Kabhi na Harf-e-Zawal Likhna
when things go wrong...
when sadness fills ur heart...
when tears flow in ur eyes...always remember 3 things
1---GOD
2---ur parents
3---my sincere prayers.....
GOD LUCK&God bless u
Wo Khushiyan Ap ke Qadmon mn Ho
Khuda Ap ko wo Haqiqat mn de jo socha ap ne Sapno mn Ho.
Dua ki $urat Mein $ab ki Khatir
Jo meray Honton say Lafz Niklay
Jo meri Ankhon $ay Ashk Niklay
Unhi k badlay mein ay 'ALLAH'
Jub bhe $ab ka Naseeb likhna
Urooj Likhna
Kamal Likhna
Kabhi na Harf-e-Zawal Likhna
when things go wrong...
when sadness fills ur heart...
when tears flow in ur eyes...always remember 3 things
1---GOD
2---ur parents
3---my sincere prayers.....
GOD LUCK&God bless u
Good Luck SMS Messages
“al da way al da best,
may Allah gee bless yu al dat wat yu want,
& whch iz best for yu“
remember me in yurz hear
& prayerz kep smiling
Bhige mausam ki khushbu hawao me ho,
Apki sath ka ehsaas in fizao me ho,
Yuhi sada rahe apke Hoto pe Muskurahat,
Itna asar meri duao me ho......
Every Blessings of God And Happiness of hte
whole world meet you when you desire I also
pray that any sorrowfu moment will not face by you Ameen
may Allah gee bless yu al dat wat yu want,
& whch iz best for yu“
remember me in yurz hear
& prayerz kep smiling
Bhige mausam ki khushbu hawao me ho,
Apki sath ka ehsaas in fizao me ho,
Yuhi sada rahe apke Hoto pe Muskurahat,
Itna asar meri duao me ho......
Every Blessings of God And Happiness of hte
whole world meet you when you desire I also
pray that any sorrowfu moment will not face by you Ameen
Ghazal SMS Collection
Ho’yee hai shaam tau aankhoon mein bus gaya phir tu
Kahan Gaya hai meray shehr ke musafir tu
Mein jaan ta hoon keh dunya tujhe badl de gi
Mein maan ta hoon keh aisa naheen bazahir tu
Bicharna hai tau hansi khushi se bichar ja
Yeh kya sochta hai hur muqaam peh aakhir tu
Faraz tu ne oose mushkiloon mein daal dya
Zamana sahib-e zar aur sirf shair tu……
Ab aur kya kisi se marasim burha‘ein hum
Yeh bhi bohut hai, tujhe bhool ja‘ein hum
Sehra-e zindagi mein koyee dosra na tha
Sunte rahe hein aap hi apni sada‘ein hum
Iss zindagi mein itni fraghat kise naseeb
Itna Na yaad aa ke tujhe bhool ja‘ein hum
Tu itni dil zada tau na thi ai shub-e firaq
AA tere raaste mein sitare lota‘ein hum
Woh log ab kahan hein jo kehte they kal faraz
Heh heh khuda Na karda tujhe bhi rula‘ein hum…
Kahan Gaya hai meray shehr ke musafir tu
Mein jaan ta hoon keh dunya tujhe badl de gi
Mein maan ta hoon keh aisa naheen bazahir tu
Bicharna hai tau hansi khushi se bichar ja
Yeh kya sochta hai hur muqaam peh aakhir tu
Faraz tu ne oose mushkiloon mein daal dya
Zamana sahib-e zar aur sirf shair tu……
Ab aur kya kisi se marasim burha‘ein hum
Yeh bhi bohut hai, tujhe bhool ja‘ein hum
Sehra-e zindagi mein koyee dosra na tha
Sunte rahe hein aap hi apni sada‘ein hum
Iss zindagi mein itni fraghat kise naseeb
Itna Na yaad aa ke tujhe bhool ja‘ein hum
Tu itni dil zada tau na thi ai shub-e firaq
AA tere raaste mein sitare lota‘ein hum
Woh log ab kahan hein jo kehte they kal faraz
Heh heh khuda Na karda tujhe bhi rula‘ein hum…
Ghazal Poetry SMS
dil may hamaray macha kay wo halchal
samnay hamaray hum say bay khaber bethay hain
kia ais terhan hi kertay hain piyar
dewana bana kay hum say anjan bun kay bethay hain
hum bhi khud dushman-e jaaN thay pehle…
tum magar dost kahaN thay pehle…
ab wahaN khaak ooratee hai khizaaN…
phool hi phool jahaaN thay pehle…
ab jo deewar bunay baithay hain…
soorat-e mooj rawaaN thay pehle…
kuch sharabee keh hein ab rah nasheeN….
ronaq-e buzm-e maghaaN thay pehle…
hum keh hein aaj ghobaar puss-e ro…
munzil hum sufraaN thay pehle…
ab kise waza-e mohabbat ka khayal…
aur hi loag yahaan thay pehle…
ab to khudh per bhi nahin zaam-e wafa…
tujh se hum shikwa kinaaN thay pehle…
bun gya kafla chaltay chaltay …
wurna tunha hi rawaan thay pehle…
dolat-e ghum tau moyashar thi Faraz…
itne muflis bhi kahaan thay pehle………
samnay hamaray hum say bay khaber bethay hain
kia ais terhan hi kertay hain piyar
dewana bana kay hum say anjan bun kay bethay hain
hum bhi khud dushman-e jaaN thay pehle…
tum magar dost kahaN thay pehle…
ab wahaN khaak ooratee hai khizaaN…
phool hi phool jahaaN thay pehle…
ab jo deewar bunay baithay hain…
soorat-e mooj rawaaN thay pehle…
kuch sharabee keh hein ab rah nasheeN….
ronaq-e buzm-e maghaaN thay pehle…
hum keh hein aaj ghobaar puss-e ro…
munzil hum sufraaN thay pehle…
ab kise waza-e mohabbat ka khayal…
aur hi loag yahaan thay pehle…
ab to khudh per bhi nahin zaam-e wafa…
tujh se hum shikwa kinaaN thay pehle…
bun gya kafla chaltay chaltay …
wurna tunha hi rawaan thay pehle…
dolat-e ghum tau moyashar thi Faraz…
itne muflis bhi kahaan thay pehle………
Exams Funny SMS
Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . .
n exams students ka NAARA.
Yeh bazi haq ki bazi hai
Yeh bazi tum hi haro gay,
Har jaib se phara nikle ga,
Tum kitne phare phado gay!!
Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . .
n exams students ka NAARA.
Yeh bazi haq ki bazi hai
Yeh bazi tum hi haro gay,
Har jaib se phara nikle ga,
Tum kitne phare phado gay!!
Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com
Exams Days Poem
“MERI KAHANI“
Woh school ki perhai wo pyar bhari baatien,
Wo syllabus ki tension wo exam ki raatien,
Wo kenteen ki party woh friends Ki laatien,
Wo roothna mana-na
Wo bunk mulaaqatien
Proposal ki planning mien wo rt ka guzarna
Phir class k peechay ki seat per sona
betuki baaton ko serious lena
wo matlab ki baatien hansi mien urana
Na wo din hain
Naa raatien, Naa ghusa, Naa baatien
Ager kuch hai to bus Yaadien Hee Yaadien...
Woh school ki perhai wo pyar bhari baatien,
Wo syllabus ki tension wo exam ki raatien,
Wo kenteen ki party woh friends Ki laatien,
Wo roothna mana-na
Wo bunk mulaaqatien
Proposal ki planning mien wo rt ka guzarna
Phir class k peechay ki seat per sona
betuki baaton ko serious lena
wo matlab ki baatien hansi mien urana
Na wo din hain
Naa raatien, Naa ghusa, Naa baatien
Ager kuch hai to bus Yaadien Hee Yaadien...
Exam Days SMS
Hum jite EK bar he
Marte EK bar hai
Pyar EK bar hota hai
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUuuuuuuuuuuu?
kya rakha he padhai me ,
kyu bar-bar dohrate ho ,
jab nursury se hi padhna he to kyo aage ki kitab uthate ho .
Baap: Baita is bar exam mai tujhey 90% lanay hai,kuch b karBaita: nahi bapu mai to is bar 100% lauonga.
Baap: ku mazak kar raha hai?
Baita: shuru kisnay kia
Marte EK bar hai
Pyar EK bar hota hai
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUuuuuuuuuuuu?
kya rakha he padhai me ,
kyu bar-bar dohrate ho ,
jab nursury se hi padhna he to kyo aage ki kitab uthate ho .
Baap: Baita is bar exam mai tujhey 90% lanay hai,kuch b karBaita: nahi bapu mai to is bar 100% lauonga.
Baap: ku mazak kar raha hai?
Baita: shuru kisnay kia
Dream SMS Collection
All who have accomplished great things have had a great aim,
have fixed their gaze on a goal which was high,
one which sometimes seemed impossible
Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow--
You are not wrong who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream
When you find a dream inside your heart, don't let it go.
for dreams are the tiny seeds from which beautiful Tomorrow Grows.
have fixed their gaze on a goal which was high,
one which sometimes seemed impossible
Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow--
You are not wrong who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream
When you find a dream inside your heart, don't let it go.
for dreams are the tiny seeds from which beautiful Tomorrow Grows.
Dream Messages
dor ho kr b meray Kareeb ho,
meray dil se pocho kitne aziz ho,
Apni Hathli ko kabi ghor se dekho,
Shahid un main mera b Naseeb ho...?
why do we close our eyes
when v pray
when v cry
when v dream
when v mis sum1
coz
most beautiful things in life are unseen they are only felt by heart
Since ur eyes are
looking tired... Let ur
eye lashes hug each
other for few hours.
Happy journey into the
world of dreams, Gudnyte.
meray dil se pocho kitne aziz ho,
Apni Hathli ko kabi ghor se dekho,
Shahid un main mera b Naseeb ho...?
why do we close our eyes
when v pray
when v cry
when v dream
when v mis sum1
coz
most beautiful things in life are unseen they are only felt by heart
Since ur eyes are
looking tired... Let ur
eye lashes hug each
other for few hours.
Happy journey into the
world of dreams, Gudnyte.
Cool Messages
7 RULES TO BE HAPPY.....
1. Never hate.....
2. Don't worry.....
3. Live simple.....
4. Expect a little.....
5. Give a lot.....
6. Always smile.....
7. Have a person like me who always remember you ..
Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga.
Love the heart that hurts you,
but never hurt the heart that loves you.
Please don't hurt my heart.
Ilove you somuch .
1. Never hate.....
2. Don't worry.....
3. Live simple.....
4. Expect a little.....
5. Give a lot.....
6. Always smile.....
7. Have a person like me who always remember you ..
Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga.
Love the heart that hurts you,
but never hurt the heart that loves you.
Please don't hurt my heart.
Ilove you somuch .
Cool SMS Collection
Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME!
I m feeling so happy,
do u know why?
cuz i m so lucky,
do u know how?
cuz God loves me.
Do u know how?
cuz he gave me a gift.
Do u know what?
its YOU my love.
I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME!
I m feeling so happy,
do u know why?
cuz i m so lucky,
do u know how?
cuz God loves me.
Do u know how?
cuz he gave me a gift.
Do u know what?
its YOU my love.
I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.
Cools SMS Messages
u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.
It is divided into left and right.
In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left
When we sigh about our problems,
they grow D_O_U_B_L_E.
But when we laugh about them...
they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes!
Have a bubbly life .
Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me
Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!
It is divided into left and right.
In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left
When we sigh about our problems,
they grow D_O_U_B_L_E.
But when we laugh about them...
they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes!
Have a bubbly life .
Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me
Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!
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